by Liquid

Castrate a cat at an early age when it is full of strength and can easily endure the operation.

Lol what? Castrating a cat?

Cats are sterilized and cats are castrated. For ease of communication with the client and veterinarians use the same terminology. However, females of animals are conducted both castration and sterilization. In the first case, the uterus with the ovaries is removed, in the second - only the ovaries.

Many constant pop-ups except the buttons "Yes" and "No" very lacking the button "You go to the ass!".

and from the word "analogue" in inexperienced subjects there is a twist of the brain twist

The analogue!

Please answer, is the square a rombo?

Yes is. A square is a rumble whose angles are all straight.

Ariel was the daughter of a sea king.

Belyaev - Ariel was a guy and could fly.

In the present reality, Ariel is a powder and knows how to fuck. The Brain. Their advertising...

This is how romance broke up.

xxx: Today in my programming career came the apogee, I repaired the elevator

This story happened at the beginning of the zero, and I was a witness to it. Truth at the time was a very young student, but recently I was reminded of the details and I decided to share it with you.

My relatives had a tiny black-and-white electronics TV in the kitchen.

And there was such a "speciality" of this television, it perfectly captured the neighbor's radio telephone. At the time of the neighbors' conversation on this phone, the picture began to rumble, and instead of the sound, the whole dialogue was clearly heard. We sit there, eat lunch, and watch something on TV. Suddenly, the image disappears, and the usual telephone conversation between the female (G) and male (M) voice begins:

and allo.

M: Hi my dear. What do you do?

Hi, nothing, I’m at home.

M: Then I’ll go to you.

Hihi, why is this?

Apparently playing.

M: Why is it? To get rid of you properly.

You are what! Talk about these things on the phone!

The man at that end, blowing up from his own importance:

This line is not pro-shia-va-et-sya!



In general, we were able to normally have lunch only after half an hour, just when the tears dried up and the stomachs from laughter ceased to hurt.

The guy now told the story, as today wrote to him by a classmate, whom he had not seen for five years. He signed up and offered her to meet. At first, no, no, and then I agreed. He drops his address and writes, “Come.” The hour of night. The guy 20 minutes gathered, brought himself up, ordered a taxi, and rushed to the address. It goes. Upon entering it is an administrative building. He is like that, okay, writing to her that he is coming in. I am here, and where are you? It is like this: turn to the left now, look to that side. Do you see? He is such – no. And she is like that, then turn a little further to the left and go another two and a half thousand kilometers... I’m in Peter.



Then it turned out that in the third class he threw her on a date too. She came to him, and he slept without hearing her.



You don’t remember that? No is. And I remember...

A long time ago, when entering the MGU came to appeal after the composition.
I heard two students be told that they had made a bunch of mistakes: one wrote Lermonth, the other Tolstoy.

by Mikhail
If I had been told 20 years ago that I would be installing a cat game on a portable powerful computer with a touch screen and wireless connection to the worldwide information network, I would have been caught up.

Oleg> what is it? by Ohrid
Galina> Oleg, a bunch of videos on YouTube about how kittens play with tablets and touch phones... feet catch everything that moves)))
Oleg> and for an elderly chihuahua there are no such games, interesting?
Mikhail> Chess
Andrei> and Preference

of advertising.
(On the background of the naked male torso)

“Well, you hear how it gets fast, and you’re all a solder, a solder.

Okay to you. Hornych was not just a snake, but a green. Therefore, the alcohol was sprayed, and at some distance from the barrel the alcohol was sprayed. Therefore, the fall did not suffer, and the effect on the square was ohogo. There is such a correctly chosen speed of the stream, when the front of inflammation cannot reach the forcing itself, but at a certain distance (when the speed falls) covers the entire scatter.

"Thanks to you"!
You haven’t seen this "cheap" yet.
and from the word "analogue" in inexperienced subjects there is a twist of the brain twist.

At the crossroads of the sick and small axis. I would be ashamed to ask such a question.

One of my axes is sick, and the other is still too small.

Advertising does not work that way. The advertiser expects that you will throw this image, in this case the happy owner of the straw, on yourself and want to be just as happy.

Therefore, in the advertising of men’s products so many women. Every man wants to be beautiful.

"Thanks to you"! People are no longer waiting, waiting for a sluggish sluggish on "in"...

@Dareeena: Igor told me that the calmares have a clove.
And where...? - I am astonished, and I realize with horror that I have always represented calmar in the form of RINGS.

Maybe it’s not Disney, but Hans Christian Anderson? I read this fairy tale as a child, and Ariel was already the daughter of a sea king.

Anderson, as I remember, was a mermaid with no name. I have questions about Disney.

I recently went to the entertainment center. There the girl lay on a trampoline and was very tragically upset. Handles and legs. SOPLY wipes out. The older boy came to her, looked at it all, and shrugged his eyes and said -"Viyika! You will be ashamed of me!"

Apple for iPhone? The Dunns! These services cost less than the average smart system "Flu".

That’s for the fools! The asshole!