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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144544
 05.09.2017
Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, this is his duty, he gets money for it. Oh, colossal, at the level of the courtier, who throws the street around the supermarket, but the courtier is not obliged to tell everyone about all the sights and historical facts of the micro district for which he is responsible.

Boy, if you are so disgusting to communicate with people, and the salary at the same time is "like the yardman", then any reasonable misanthropist would have long since left the sellers and took the butt in his hands. Don’t go away, there are only two options. Either you have an intelligence at the level of a methole, and you have not thought about it before, or you just like to cheat buyers. Both options are very "nothing".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144543
 05.09.2017
I add.

Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, it is his duty, he receives money for it.

- many patients are confident that if a doctor works here, he should know about diseases everything, this is his duty, he gets money for it.

Many parents believe that if a teacher works here, he should know everything about the curriculum, this is his duty.

- Many customers are confident that if the sanitary technician works here, he should...

You are right. In fact, it is enough to just sit comfortably on a chair for a salary.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144542
 05.09.2017
> I saw an old woman on a selfie. She chases herself in business along the shore, in a blouse, the shirt is swirled, a radix on her hand. Absolutely charming spectacle.

Under the nose of Eddy.
Who Helps People
ha-ha
Just wasting time.
Good deeds
ha-ha
cannot be celebrated
...and in the riddle a specially trained rat... there was not a crocodile and an unclear earring lemur with a just anger in the eyes?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №144541
 05.09.2017
Oleg: Unix console is killing me.
Oleg: I usually edit the text in the editor vim.
Oleg: And here is the task of numbering the lines. Well, in Wima, of course, for almost any of your wishes there are several ways to realize it.
Oleg: Here is this command numbering the lines in the outlined text:
'<,'>!nl -ba -nrz -w2 -s" "
Oleg: How can you remember this fucking fool if you chew once every two five years?
Maxim: I first thought what you would say.
What a wicked team.
Maxim: and most importantly simple
Maxim: even wanted to ignore
Maxim: and then read

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144540
 05.09.2017
In St. Petersburg was drowned
Helicopter with tourists.
Better to burn the word.
With thick ministers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144539
 05.09.2017
X: The caterpillar sat here
X: The whole story
X: I put the guys in one cage. At first they fuck each other.
X: Then they went singing. The crap is crap.
X: And they are like that. Out of the crowd all of a sudden one stands up and crumbles and heads on the sides crumbles.
X: And right away in the other corner another pops up.
X: Here's all the craft jurt snuck ort fucking each other
X: I looked at it and called it...
The word called,
X: Before leaving I cut off the nail...Happy.
X: I can say that I cut out the word and smile)
Q: How did you spend the summer?
You won all the nominations! (the patchwork)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144538
 05.09.2017
UK: When Zemfir and Bi-2 performed on some Fire, they also thought the world was changing. Only Earthfire and B2 changed.
Whether they became themselves, I don’t know.

C: This is an endless story. A million years ago, the “Time Machine” appeared in Fire. Somewhere at zero. This year is "Leningrad" It never means anything.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144537
 05.09.2017
If you are not lucky on the love front, return to peaceful life.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №144536
 05.09.2017
I went to a sports store. At the time, there were two buyers, me and a healthy short-cut guy looking at the bit. There was a thick bas behind my back: Everyone stand. It is robbery. I turned around and saw a square man in his years, with a wide smile on his face. At the next moment, the hairy guy hit him with a beat. The man was surprised to look at him, the second blow the guy put him. It turned out that it was the owner of the store, went for the rent, decided to joke. The deceased owner of the property turned out to be a normal man, mentions were not called. He got rid of the blue, and as he said, for the former fighter this is not a question at all. He was presented as the best buyer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144535
 05.09.2017
When your mom calls and asks you another dull question like how to use email on your iPhone, remember – she taught you how to hold a spoon.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144534
 05.09.2017
- I got out of vacation and found out that NNNN's line for two weeks is not understood!!! to
Go back on vacation and go out again. The problem remains?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №144533
 05.09.2017
xxx: Oh, remembered the favorite story of a colleague from past work, he told it on all corporate faces and very rough. In the electric car next to his family was a middle-aged aunt with her husband, a dog, a collie and a small "pocket" dog, with whom she gentled and called herself her mommy. And the five-year-old daughter of a colleague, who was just educated about pesticides and thistles, first watched her aunt with enchantment, and then asked her with a penetrating child's voice, from whom she had given birth to the dog - from Doggy or Collie.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144532
 05.09.2017
I played Civilization 3 a few years ago. I did not understand why, as soon as you change the system to democracy, immediately in most cities, the population begins to thunder and does not want to work. It turns out that democracy is possible only with a high level of development of the economy and the income of the state, so that there is something to keep the workers.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144531
 05.09.2017
Comment on the article: "What could become the “Volga” GAZ-3110"

"Restyling, seamless front wheel suspension, rear bridge cross-stabilization stabilizer, as well as an improved gearbox." What beautiful words! You at least did so that it did not rot in the first year of operation!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144530
 05.09.2017
I am a advertiser and I am a girl. I categorically refuse to those customers who want a naked female body on the advertisement of pipelines, power lines or cars.

How does rejection sound? "The customer will guess that you are a fool and will not contact you?" Because this is the first thought when you see a naked model on a tube advertisement. Not just one fool, but the whole bowl, and nobody had to stop him.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144529
 05.09.2017
HH: And here I am breaking into your tent. There’s a fresh scar on my muscular chest, but I don’t notice it. I find you lying on your pillows in the silk and dying, shocked...What do you feel?
WOW : WOW! Flow of phenylethylamine, mild tachycardia, pyloerection... What do you do?
I googled these three words. I feel like an uneducated fool. I swear that I will never go to the doctor again.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144528
 05.09.2017
here here :

Keep away from the man who takes a knife in the rain, not a umbrella: in his mind, he clearly has eyebrows, mosses and, with special luck, white.

That fucking racist!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144527
 05.09.2017
by this:

This is:
Oh, this wonderful Russian language.
English name: Stacker
It is translated into English as "abzetzer"
Only the name is German, not English, in the original Absetzer...

In Russian, it will be a caretaker. For the health.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144526
 04.09.2017
Spinner is just a Rubik’s Cube for the debilitated.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №144525
 04.09.2017
How to collect likes, technology.

1) First write an entirely wild story with the Wachter Syndrome.
2) The next day publish a response that is so to yourself.
3) is it?? to
Profit is profit!

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