The cat decided to get offended and went under the bed. Then I thought I did wrong. go out. and Eat. Injured again. Slip under the bed.

I was driving for the anniversary. The first day was named. The second one is big. The third day is small. By this time, the desire to simply escape formed into a clear desire to escape-and-hide-at-work-from-eating. I understand why the Belarusians have so few weekends and holidays. Those who had many of them did not survive natural selection.

There is a very good phrase about Hippolyte: to be jealous without a reason is stupid, but with a reason is too late.

Alphina‏: all the systems designed to make it so that the user can simply press a button, not fading and not climbing under the hood, eventually forcing you to climb under it with your head, get there with cancer, push your knees in your ass, and quickly turn it, measuring the right angle with the carrier.

What really should be the problem? If in the house of the bridegroom sleeps his drunk relatives or friends, it is not my business at all. If the apartment we have with him is already shared or he lives in mine and his relative or girlfriend is there - let him sleep (although it would be good to warn me), do not throw a person out on the street in the middle of the night, but if she watches a drunk - he will clean the couch himself. If in the apartment sleeps a busty unknown grandmother, and the bridegroom says that she has collapsed and claims that it is her, the piano, the house - we call her menta and a psychic.
If you allow the possibility that you are openly betrayed with drunk - you just don't like the bridegroom (bride) and you have to break up because you don't love, without figured out what to blame. And Ippolit - yeah, he would scream, but on a very different topic "you could have been killed, fool, why did not immediately call the police".

And about work:
There will be a battle on rubber foxes!
I need to add historicity.
With two hands!

From Habr.
What happens to deleted messages (or when a profile is deleted)?
Automatically packed and sent to the FSB for storage.
Are they packing? In the sense? You are confusing, my friend, everything is printed, sewn in the collection and sewn into the personal affairs of the citizen.
They packed. In the cellophane.
Is there any hope that the collections will be sent to the FSB by the Russian Post?

From an article about one of the heads of early research and development of nuclear weapons in the USSR G. P. Lominsky (in his childhood he had the honor of being known personally):

In the 1970s, an explosion in one of the wagons at the Swerdlovsk cargo station, now Yekaterinburg, resulted in the destruction of several buildings. According to the legend, after receiving the report of the incident, the secretary of the Sverdlovsk Oblkom of the CPSU called G. P. Lominski and asked if he was the owner of the product that destroyed the Sverdlovsk cargo station. Georgy Pavlovich asked where the caller was from, and, having received the answer: "From the obcom", - not without black humor replied: "No, this is not our product. If it worked for us, there would be no obkom or Sverdlovsk.”

A friend has moved, there is a sushi mini-café near her new home. From the series: a stand, after it do sushi (5-7 minutes), pack, take a bag and eat home. They went in, a friend says, “If I don’t get poisoned today, I’ll go here all the time.”



From the depths of the room behind the stand comes a clear saying: “Have you heard? Repeat it!”

I had somehow a good acquaintance (in the sense of communicating well), let’s call her Nastya, who, say so, liked to have an active sex life with different partners.

We met her by chance and talked to her. I find out that she has a permanent boyfriend, they love each other, all business. Well, I say, if so, and I ask in a joke:

Will you not even change him?

And then she gives me an epic phrase, which can safely be entered in the "citations of the great...", khm, pick the word yourself in general)) :

"I will, but since I love him so much, he will never know about it.

After a while they married.

The Portfolios

>>> And are gold rottweilers still there today? They are now all standard black with brown legs with a chest-mortar.
Or is it a retriever?

They confused everything. In that video, the receiver competed to the retailer. Restylane recorded it all.

Review of the film "The Dog Heart":

The film is definitely good. Only you can explain why when I look at it, I want to eat all the time? How do they trick to eat so delicious and juicy? Because of this, it is impossible to watch a movie without the "table". I swallow.

If I suffered as much pain as sex, and my children were melted, thrown out for washing, or given to random hands, I would go for sterilization myself!

About the Rabbit

>> Audio books used to exist in the form of radio shows. Your parents read your books before going to bed. Are they in hell too?

I would add that to record stories mankind learned a little later than to tell.
Well, that execution can crumble - it is yes.

Borges, referring to the testimony of Blessed Augustine, argues that at the end of the fourth century people ceased to accompany reading by voice... We, referring to Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol, argue that from about the middle of the nineteenth century reading was not already accompanied by thought processes... Although,, this qualitative leap occurred in us much earlier. When a person reads in silence, not moving his lips, it is noticeable to everyone. But to note that the reader also does not move his brains, could only Gogol with his truly devil’s vigil.

and castration

Let’s at least start with the fact that cats don’t understand that the size of the goat and eggs is an object of pride. Therefore, even if they are offended by you, it is not because you have deprived them of their male pride, but banally for the suffering he had to experience due to the operation.
Then about the "unnatural" Keeping an animal locked in whose hormones play is also unnatural. If you live in a private house, and the cat can come and go at any time, and you wonder if it will disappear or not, do not castrate. In other cases, it is better not to do so at all.

All the technicians are a little dumb, especially after beer. The husband in the company of three friends yesterday sang: "Dark night; you, dear, I know, do not sleep and on the baby bed secretly betray me with someone. Then they argued for half an hour whether it was real to do it on a baby bed or not, and then they remembered Yaskina's bed and intended to conduct tests on it. I only remembered when I promised to charge the shovel of anyone who would risk leaving Yaska without a legitimate place to sleep.
XHH: It’s also good that mys didn’t remember how we checked it. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

A woman who can listen quietly will always be happier in marriage than a chatter.

A silent woman always feels some sort of inner tragedy and a man instinctively seeks to protect her.

This story happened to my friend. He was recently on a hunting trip. While at home (sharing housing with colleagues), I suddenly found that there was no basket. The whole apartment, no. They were stolen on the way. The phone went somewhere. After a while, he was found unloaded. It includes. The first SMS comes: about the disbursement of funds... in the amount of 1 ruble. Well, they think, Vryuga has already started spending money on cards. Why 1 ruble? See SMS - the purchase was made in one of the local shops. Someone suggested that the wallet was forgotten there, and the seller made a purchase at least so that the owner came a text message, and he understood where his wallet was. Alexis walked into the store.
So it went! The seller was not only honest, but also clever. She returned the wallet and even the ruble, which she wrote off from his card. From the reward the girl refused and after offering to take at least a chocolate, modestly chose the simplest.

The off-season for traumatologists is when the motorcyclists have already finished and the snowboarders have not yet begun.

Buy an Elephant

>> There a person was interested, said, where within the MKAD you can buy a private house. sorry him

If a person has the opportunity to buy a private house within the ICAD, you should not regret it, you can only envy it.
The rest should be regretted, who with their rare width of worldview can not earn a room in the castle.
And he will acquire himself later and in the losangeles - after Moscow will not be difficult.