I remember driving somewhere in the placard, wanted to fall asleep, and opposite the men were talking. I asked them to be quieter.They normally treated this and began to speak quieter. I fell asleep. and grabbed.
There was a fashion phenomenon before our grandmother. He tells us:
I saw today a healthy forehead, already with a beard, and all with a water pistol. I was driving on this as his... perpendicular selfie!".
I look forward to her definition of wipe.
In 30 years in Russia may appear self-training cruise missiles
The comments:
XXX: even the system of education to put in order that the rockets had something to learn.))))
YYY: That’s why they’re going to be self-taught, because they have absolutely nothing to learn at universities.
K friend stuck alone on the platform, she stumbled on the call button on the pillar, only when they came, did not immediately understand who the victim - the man decided to try to start a handball, not suspecting that the 55-pound girl master of sports, put all her life on the struggle and rewards in her more than in the cat.
I try to avoid products with the inscriptions "organic", "bio" and "without GMOs" - not for that I pay my money so that I don't report GMOs
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Zzzz: Blind people are not allowed to drive, right? Although I am...
XXX: You will say too. Imagine that mentally retarded people are not given rights.
Zzz: If mentally retarded people were not allowed, we would be able to walk blindly on our roads.
Recall of the hotel:
The water in the crane is delicious!
He lived in his 32s.
My favorite metal bands are increasingly found in oldschool sections.
Favorite Movies in Classics
Favorite actress of adult films (which is my age and although not filmed already, but still a little) found in the hole - retro porn (((
She gave birth in the kitchen in a box, licked out, fed... and left the children alone in the evening and rushed to our bedroom - to take me and my sister out!
and. ............
The cat asked me to sit with the cats. I came to the quinoa, called for myself - I went. Pulling something over the box, she ran out on the street - she was taught to relieve on the street. Five minutes later, I came back, blinked gratefully to my side and lay down in the box, with the children.
> WOW, that’s just a taboo. This is an irrational cultural tradition.
I did not find myself sr@h, so I do not support anyone, but the taboo is written with the same blood as the security technique, just there the logic is lost and forgotten, unlike.
A pig is not eaten because of the fact that it was in that region (a twisted resemblance of physiology!) Swimming pool and carrier of fatal infection.
People are not eaten because of prion infections (except for isolated islands that are not affected).
Who is hit is not eut because the nose from syphilis fades. In addition, Sodom is also a pointless sex, so before the invention of the adage was a game with fire for nothing. Japan passed through, but they and their sexual habits were formed, keep me three.
Sisters are not eut because wretches are born.
Many things that are now technically possible continue to cause instinctive disgust in us, because evolution did not sleep and kill it in us.
At the first level, the media convinces us that the power is good, and the enemies around are to blame. The majority is conducted, and the understanding minority understands that one in the field is not a warrior, and merges.
And at the second level, it turns out that the media convinces us that the majority is conducted. In fact, no one is guilty that the power is good, and the enemies are to blame.
But all lead to the fact that they are smart, but a minority, and merge.
Mom begins to say that this is my own specialty, and yes, ready to take. She has already mentally spent that money, and cries in an embrace with a frog, but...she won’t let me there. Because in this case, she will have to take her grandson to the garden! And a non-working mom can’t do that, just because, even though he is in the neighboring house. Nanyu was strictly forbidden. It is expensive.
So what is the result? Did you do what your mother wanted, or did you decide that life was yours?
A happy marriage is when each spouse is convinced that he has had more luck in life than the other.
Punya
In the fifth grade, a new one came to us. He was 2 heads above the highest classmate and 3 times thicker than the fatest student in school. In addition, he was quiet and unhealthy, no one named him, he was immediately named Pune (abbreviated from his surname).
He immediately became a subject of ridicule. Everyone took sandwiches with them to school, and Pune's parents gave him a bowl of borsch, strawberries and cocktails, all of which he ate on the shift, too tired.
And immediately he became the number one target for the whole school hops, and he got to go to a class where almost all the boys were hops. To hang Pune a delicious handcuff, to hit his back with his legs (three to drop, one such was not able to), just to push, spit, spit, take out the bag and spread the notebook along the corridor, - all this became the usual fun for school hooligans, this is a daily ritual.
Gradually, those who are not inclined to violence have also joined the game. After all, it is so funny: you pin an elephant, and he is silent and patient.
And Punya endured these bullying for 5 years, and then, probably, something broke in him, one day such people break through.
The first came to the noble hooligan Talure. Talura went to school with a plastic diplomat (like many then). One day, going through school, Talura used to hit a thick blade passing past Pune and wanted, as usual, to go further, waving a diplomat, but suddenly from behind he heard a whisper: "I will kill!" When he returned, he saw a furious Punch carrying on him with a face shattered by anger. The spectacle was so terrible and unexpected that Talura turned and rushed away with all his feet. He was low in height, he had to lavish among the schoolchildren, and from Puni, in horror, everyone scattered to the sides and clamped to the walls. Realizing that the diplomat was hindering his advancement, Talura threw him aside. The diplomat jumped away from the wall and slipped into the middle of the corridor right under the foot of the runner-back Pune. The Chrus! The 46th-size shoe broke a fine hole in plastic the size of the entire diplomat, and Punyah did not even notice the interference, continuing to run.
From the murder, Taluru was saved by a teacher, so this story remained a funny episode in the memory of the schoolgirl, which played a wicked joke with Denis.
Denis was one of those who joined the humiliation later, he was of medium height and normal shape. Having suspended Pune's duty counterpart, Denis was indisputably surprised when he, in response, pressed to the wall with a light movement of his hand.
What are you, fucking shit? Pythagoras wanted it? Dennis was out.
Well, let it go.
After school in the stadium you fuck!
After school, a group of approximately 20 hooligans surrounded Puny and accompanied him to the stadium, encouraging Denisku along the way.“You hear, fat, you are a shit.” At the stadium, they were taken in the ring (so that Punya would not escape) and a fight began. Denis ran to Pune, tried to strike him and immediately jumped away, while demonstrating the strikes of the foot in the air, in the jump, from the turn. Punya just went to Denis, the rare Denisova strikes, reaching the goal, did not cause him the slightest inconvenience. Another swing of the leg turned out to be unsuccessful for Denis: Punya grabbed him for the ankle and drew him closer to him. Denis turned in his hand, like a worm on a hook, trying to escape and promising "now fight seriously, now he was angry specifically."
The next happened in a few seconds. Puna pushed the hanging and mating Denis with his foot into the abdominal area from the bottom up. From the blow Denis flew into the air and crumbled into dust, immediately ceasing to scream. But his leg remained in the hand of Puni, who immediately struck him another similar blow. This is how the dog pins, this is a good comparison. After the first fall, Denis fell into dust, and therefore, starting from the second blow from Denis, dust flew in all directions, like from the carpet, which is knocked out in the spring. The Boom! The Hat. The Boom! The Hat.
I think Denis had enough of the first blow, and Puniya put them 5-6, and then let go of his leg. Denis, squeezing and coughing, slowly slipped to the side, he could not get up. Puna silently turned and went home.
Puni’s last victim was Misha. He was tall, strong, dumb—he apparently thought that what happened to Denis didn’t matter to him. I don’t know the cause of the conflict, I’ve only seen a fight. Misha hit Puny only once, after which Punyah pressed him to the wall with his body (his weight was at that time twice as much as that of the tall and strong Misha) and began to beat the immobile enemy. I just melted my fists and elbows wherever I could. I would have had one such stroke to go into the knock-out, but Misha was a strong guy and Puna hammered him for about a minute, after which he turned and left, and Misha slipped to the floor, more like a well-beaten knock-off.
Of course, such hooligans could no longer endure, and therefore Pune announced the verdict:
After school you are fucking.
But Punya decided not to wait for it to end, because fighting with 10-12 people is immediately unprofitable, and the people there were very weak, just a fight could not be done. So he quietly left the last lesson, and at the end of the lesson came with his dad and uncle. Three of them stood in the corridor like similar triangles, covering two windows and thus creating a light half-darkness.
A phone call. Students came out of the class, Puniya stood near the door, carefully turned the next hooligan in the right direction and lightly pushed in the arms of relatives. This to Daddy, this to Uncle, this again to Daddy. Dad and uncle laid each one’s hand on the shoulder, moved closer to each other and quietly asked some question, after which each copper furiously shrugged his head, staring around. After that, he was released with some guidance.
No more touches.
A 40-year-old man was looking for a job. A month, two, three or six months. He writes a resume, calls - in response silence. He went to one of the employers and said:
“Please tell me, I’m refused for the fifth time...Maybe I’m doing something wrong? Can I write a bad resume?
The employer smiled and replied, “No, the resume is great! Just, you understand, you are 40 years old, you are smart and experienced, and you are unlikely to get money.
"I work a lot with the text in all its manifestations. From my experience I can say the following. No matter what nonsense you came to the mind, Vim already knows it." © Habr
To all who make a queen of themselves, with a celebration!
Happy Builder’s Day!
Good that I didn’t go. at %loaction_name% is now +42.
In the shadow or in the sun?
xxx: not dumb, there is always about 6000 in the sun.
I have so a guy tried to scratch, hang, poison, drown, open the veins, and I will open him - and where you will hang, the pipe we do not have suitable in the house, in the closet you break the fence with the weight, it is from the shit, on the hook for the luster to hang - will also break out, here is not the house, but the sludge on the sludge, it will be painful to digest with chemicals, and the pills we do not have suitable, aspirin is difficult to digest to death, even more so, tantouverde to digest laughter and sin in general, to melt in the pelvis, and there is no hot water, in the ice you will melt the veins, to open in cold water is also not a cake, and you are afraid of blood. And in addition, you will cut off, I will call an ambulance and you will be in the resuscitation to tell the psychiatrist that it is not a camel.
You say you and the romance in you is not for a penny.
Okay okay? I work in the office 40 hours a week, I do not get squeezed, I do not stress - 170 clean. What am I doing wrong? I don’t want my wife and kids. :D
Let us remember, let us remember. You have your mom’s apartment. You pay the most tax here. You do not use social. It doesn’t matter whether you want a wife and children or not. Really, do not make noise.