In the morning on the radio, a speaker puzzles a mystery to an American guest:
Without hands, without legs,
in the field rushing,
He sings to whisper,
The trees are broken,
The grass is bowing to the earth."
The American answered: a clock.
The guy just made my morning, up to tears.
Chat is suspicious. Strawberry juice is not a tomato straw to create the effect of bleeding, so the yellow strawberries, on the go, and indeed someone there behind the frame was scattered and eaten)))
You know, clash, what the Antichrist is so angry about, why is he cursed?
2: Please explain it.
Conversion of wine into water.
Here is the helmet!
XXX: We have these kinds in the children's camp. Skopendra bit the girl, then lay in the hospital.
Everyone knows that girls are harmful.
here here :
You still read the notes of Volochkova and judge, based on them, about ballet.
And I would be interested in reading judgments, for example, the herds of wolves about livestock or flies about sanitary equipment. An unexpected look, so to say.
There were only a few poorly parked cars.
But we, on the contrary, the house is small, last year I and a small group of initiative drivers organized the marking, for the same reason that the first one stood up, and the tapki, and then you come, the car is not two or a half. In general, you come up to her, even if the parking lot is empty. I went, bought a paint, the men spotted, it became more order on the parking lot. But, marked, now that lady parks perfectly by mark, but there were two men who said that fuck we wanted to your mark, we stand where we want. It’s not about the driver’s field, but about culture and respect for others.
The girls in my office were all dressed in jeans and in dives to come, like it was cold, and comfortable for them. On the street - even in a telogreek, even in a burn, but in the office - in a mini jersey!
Office is cleaned? Or more importantly, your own income?
Repair of equipment, in particular computers. Customers give my mobile number to other people.
Message from an unknown number:
“Shan, here we were sitting with you, everything was fine. The next day the computer broke off. 1-2 minutes and out.
I did not know who was on the number. With whom did you sit, when? But I write in response to check the temperature of the processor in the BIOS.
SMS response: -"104 degrees in 2 minutes. The radiator collapsed. I will now transfer the paste and fix it.”
A couple of hours later: “Sanya, all OK. Go to Lenin to drink beer!”
I am in extension. In our city there is no Lenin street, no monument, nothing to do with Lenin. I said, “Please introduce yourself. Sorry, I never understood who I was talking to.”
Answer: “Damn, the number is confusing. Thank you for the advice!”
XX: What do you do in your free time?
Tagged: spy
XXX is serious? I like to walk in the park or go to the cinema with my friends.
YYY: I know
In Russia, every minute, 3 people are born.
I thought of the babysitter. It is born. How many people have sex every minute? And why all that sex, which should be around, goes past me.
Then I remembered that the population is stable, which means that every minute so many people die, it was not in its own right... Well, these posters!! to
I need a man’s advice. My match has been black clouds lately, seems to be about to fall in love. How can I deal with his feelings?
Tagged: mines
ZZZ: I think that
Do it to him.
xxxx are worried. I came for good advice. What could he miss?
Beta-phenylethylamine is lacking in the blood
XXX is what?
Yyy: the hormone of Kaifa. It is contained in special "eforic" drinks.
yyy: produced during the mine
What happens if a Chinese machine gun is fired into a Chinese armor?
YYY: Two whispering Chinese.
I watched the last Star Wars. All the heroes of the film are dead. The Bloody Disney! There was no such shit with Lucas.
On the Internet man to man − a troll.
This
No, the best translation of the name turned Frodo Beggins into Fedu Avoskin. This is perfect!"
But literal correspondence was in Goblin - Fedor Sumkin.
The concept of "avosskaya" was not born in English)))
XXX: It is not her. Emma Watson has one breast below the other.
YYY: 50% of babies have one breast below the other
zzz: and the other 50% are one higher than the other
"My princess is offended when I call her so."
You are so stupid!You should never lose at the casino!
Why Why?
You will explain the rules.! to
XXX: Please tell me, can a passenger be allowed into the cockpit, during or after landing? Somewhere I read what they can do if they are "your", i.e. in love with the sky. Tell me how true is that? Can they let go at all?
YYY: If you’re in love with a stewardess, you’ll be allowed to go to the bathroom with her.
First they defend their right to smell, and then complain that the girls in the bus do not pay attention to them...