It is worth a couple of times to say "you can", as someone's ass is more comfortable on your neck.

Vladlen: Anyone who gets injured is important to know that the moment he shoots a hooligan, his trouble does not end, but only starts.

>... but how does it go not as I want it to be...

First, the guy for 15 minutes tells him what he is Nothing, and then it turns out that no one needs him. He asks what is wrong. You are not, man, you are.

Let’s take a holiwar – who is cooler: a Russian on a stolen heatway or a Belarusian on a self-propelled machine.

>> they are like cucumbers.

> Green and in warts?

Guy, if your cucumbers instead of pimples in your warts - don't eat them! Especially if they are still crawling. They are not corners!

The main rule when building: more foam - stronger walls!

German butcher Peter Klassen will introduce meat drinks to the market.

To prepare such a cocktail, a man boils meat with vegetables in a bouillon, and then crushes it to the consistency of cocoa. After this, the liquid is packaged in bottles and sterilized.

The cocktail will be presented in three flavors: "Stack", "Bombay beef" and "Royal Chicken".

The Voot! Do not eat after 6 o’clock – drink.

"In the Dusseldorf? and tourism? seriously?and "

First, it is a three-year-old boy.
Second, if you forget about stereotypes, then Tajikistan is also the most beautiful mountains of Pamir, crystal clear lakes with glacial water, natural thermal springs, kilometre-long green slopes, as well as ancient original culture and friendly people (far away from big cities). And all this at a price that is quite expensive for the European, as my friends-foreigners who spent their holidays there often and with pleasure did not get tired of being surprised. Service, of course, zero - but much more interesting than rolling between the bar and the pool in the hotel of popular resorts.

I am a grandmother at 40. And I’ll reveal to you a secret: make up with creams, don’t make up – if you’re not an alcoholic or a drug addict, you’ll look roughly the same as your average parents looked at your age. You can’t get genetic.

Fateful Fifth: Yuri finally fucked up
Fateful Fifth: came drunk from the feast, said "I must finally do it", grabbed my manicure pieces of needles from the mommy cactus and bit him
Fateful Fifth: shrugged, spit, said "bitter"
Fateful Fifth: Now he sits and thinks about what to cook him so that it's normal
Fateful Fifth: Fuck, I'll tell Mom when she'll come from Yalta?

Borrow from history"Scopy pays twice", this is how you carry the Soviet mentality into the masses. One thing is to pay a fee as a thank you for the service you liked. The other is to constantly lubricate-feed someone, "contract". This is how the infamous corruption will grow, as long as people like you spread such views not even at the level of small government representatives, but at the level of service personnel.

I had to quickly find a couple of articles that used the universal T-helper epitope p2, its amino acid sequence - QYIKANSKFIGITEL. Google found, but suggested: "Maybe you were looking for: GIKANSK FIGITEL". Not at all, but I searched for it afterwards.
So here.
There is neither gigantic nor figured.

> the factory where the refrigerators of Birussa, a defense enterprise, and the refrigerators you there missiles can offer, not a pot.

On the defense enterprises of a certain tension there are very powerful presses, with the help of which (surprise!) It is possible to make excellent high-quality enameled dishes. And to install them separately for the sake of the production of dishes no one will: they are very expensive. So the pot on the defense plant is the least fantastic part of this story. In the USSR, almost all of its enamelled dishes were a “side-product” of the WPC, which had the corresponding production capacities.

Police detained a man riding on a self-propelled machine.
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Attempts to "unusually rest" immediately became somewhat dull and boring.

- check the air conditioning in this room, on the 3rd day of stay in it was found a melted condom!!And he still hangs there!! to
- Under the bed, our dust is constantly looking for, but this is what we were looking for in the air conditioner?? to
and a condom. And they found!

Do you think that everyone is equal and all are sexually attracted by the same thing?

No, everyone is different. But here your dear "naturals" (or rather, 90% of those), beer stomachs, swollen cheeks and hanging asses will definitely not attract any gay. About the bushy "disappeared Indiana Jones" grown everywhere just silent. There are those who love "happy" But it is clean and not smelly.
so relax, no matter how much you went to the pool - never in the dressing room even a shadow of excitement experienced. With libido, everything is normal.

Oh! The issue of printing went. I will share my own. Once a long time worked on the "running line", Among the other scams made by our girls, the best remembered two - Baranaul (public Barnaul) and the city's cinemas are waiting for you. I remember clearly how our chief oral: "What fucking?!And we were roaring like horses and could not answer.)

Siddhartha with a celebration! Women, men, boys, girls – you are all Sisadmin!! to
Nothing falls and life gives!! to

This is:
Why "Zadolba!Li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?"

Because the other five are throwing right here and arranging them out of bats.

Saratov, master class on marketing anti-technologies from a guy from hiring gyroscooters on the prospectus:

"Ride our gyroscooter with your child, if it is, of course, your child". Gyroscopes for 10 minutes - 100 rubles. For you in a strap cap - 50 rubles". "Ride on our gyroscooters at least out of Asian solidarity!". "Hey, informal hairy, gyroscouters 10 minutes - 100 rubles". "Stand up, my hairy friends, let’s go ride the gyroscopes". "It is better to ride a gyroscooter than to give in to a barbecue with pizza".

And the instructions from the manager: "You speak louder, or you do not understand what you are saying".