bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144464
 02.09.2017
Husbands and wives, take care of each other. After all, it is with each other, not with your children, grandchildren, friends and relatives you will live your life.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144463
 02.09.2017
> pulling a man behind a tarakana

This is the best description of trolling for my fat green life.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144462
 02.09.2017
What was Grey’s name?
and Dorian?
If it were... 50 shades
A test of culture ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144461
 02.09.2017
Keep away from the man who takes a knife in the rain, not a umbrella: in his mind, he clearly has eyebrows, mosses and, with special luck, white.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144460
 02.09.2017
I went to school from 6 years old. I always thought I was a wanderkind. But, as it turned out, (then my mother said) there was dirt until kindergarten, and before school – asphalt and I could walk myself.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144459
 02.09.2017
The local trolls suddenly and sharply swallowed. The cold probably...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144458
 02.09.2017
About this:

"The evil Max: in the online shops began to advertise spinners for the hand...
Evil Max: What were the previous ones for?and "

When I asked Mitch what a spinner was, he replied, “I’ve turned it on a hook!”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144457
 02.09.2017
You know, the income of half a household is not everyone... the rest of the country is much less. So your gold bracelet on DR is an object of enthusiasm, enthusiasm and joy for very, very many women who wear the same golden eyebrows all their lives, gifted by their grandmother for their 18th birthday, or pretend they like silver.

Has she got a gold bracelet? Wearing something she can’t afford to lose? Stress in life is little for your poorly earned girlfriend? Or does she want to try to depict her non-existent social status? Or is she married by wild laws and her husband can drive her out at any time, leaving only what she wears?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144456
 02.09.2017
Buy the cheapest in the world. It will say "not that"- say that you do not understand the kinds of shit. And then send it to the fig and go to normal.

Or maybe you immediately buy a handful of golden puddles and go to the good-bye to seduce "mercantile puddles" (which you think they only need money from you)?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144455
 02.09.2017
Listen, well, why are you so boiling about this unfortunate dragon as a gift? No benefit of any. But specifically this girl at this particular moment of time liked this gift. The final goal is achieved! No one is saying that this guy only gives dragons.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144454
 02.09.2017
Everyone’s life is like a plate of soup. But one is not poured, others bread too quickly, the third is a spoonful with a hole, the fourth is clever, and the fifth eats so slowly that it seems that there is still a lot left, and already acidic.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144453
 02.09.2017
At one time, I had a problem with one of the HP's MFPs. While I was in the country, in the fresh air, the idea came to me to call HP technical support and ask about this problem, maybe what advice would be given. Here is only one problem - in the technical support with me inextricably refused to communicate until I call them the serial number of the device. I did not have a clear issue at hand, so I used the smartphone to Google.Images and there found a clear photo of the same model and its rear wall with a shield, where I took not know who the serial belongs to and dictated to the TP operator. Immediately received advice and advice on troubleshooting.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144452
 02.09.2017
"People during the school course mastered foreign languages... so that they could read the classics in the original"

After 10 years of practice (games, movies, books, technical translations) I took Dickens and was slightly overwhelmed by the complexity of language. Maybe the classics were easier before.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144451
 02.09.2017
- So you are on March 8 swimming in the fountains in striped saraphanes, beating bottles with milk mixtures around your head, and clinging to the passers with the screams "Do you hear, and you have given birth?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144450
 02.09.2017
Xiao Myo: I was taken from the crane by firefighters when I was a child. Upstairs, downstairs and downstairs, it’s scary. Three of them went down, one from the bottom, the other from the top, and the third from the bottom smoked papyrus. Then I learned to mother and then I smoked, then I drank beer, then I went to school, then I was shaved in the army, then the internet was invented, so I came here and slid, on the slope, so to say...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №144449
 02.09.2017
You are just jealous and offended that someone else may not have problems. And that grandmother sucks herself and does not know the sorrow! : r

What do you actually envy? The average sucking man will earn by sucking an order more than the average sucking woman, because there is demand, and there is little supply. Take the niches, gentlemen, and don’t go in vain.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144448
 02.09.2017
XXX: Yes, my men will not be able to make money! You ask them to dig up the bed - these fools dig up the barracks to shoot standing. If they are to dig three, they will hide a tank. If they will build a country, then they will build a special fortress with three rows of coil wire along the perimeter, Dota in the angles and other hernia. If two take something to learn, you will either be a sniper saboteur or a maniac piroman subversive or all in one person. Long live the Soviet army. Forget money

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144447
 02.09.2017
The summer is over, and the rest is not.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №144446
 02.09.2017
I work with the Chinese. I have always been surprised by their hard work. I recently called a Chinese woman - during the day I called her 5 times - we discuss the deal, she is pretty noisy. The language barrier plus noise – discussing important issues was uncomfortable. I asked why it was so noisy. She said at the wedding. Chinese weddings are between 500 and 1000 people. I asked to move to a quieter place. She said she cannot. The question “why?” She said she was a bride.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №144445
 02.09.2017
Russia has taken a long historical path: from the academicians Landau and Ginsburg to the academicians Kadyrov and Jabralov.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna