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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143304
 24.07.2017
Bethesda reassured buyers of the Season Pass for DOOM
All of them will receive an exclusive skin with a glowing inscription "Loshar" for network game.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143303
 24.07.2017
I went down for a blackberry in the vicinity of your glorious city
I represent the Peter's villages
xxxh: bed do not need to change, went out in the palisadnik of the mocha stumbled and normal, the old cast out
In the meantime, the beds were ripe...
hhh: stood up, pulled up, steered the bowler
xxx:woman squeezing started, spit, went to kikhimore
xxxh:Samounchika from the roots of the straw drunk, as it poured out a drink-salt such a local
I covered the hat and went to St. Petersburg

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143302
 24.07.2017
Wasser in German is water.
Well, and what?
Well, it turns out, Wassermann is a type of Aquaman.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143301
 24.07.2017
BBB: Please share your experience, what is there in a suitcase weighing 2 kilos?
÷÷ and
Two pairs of socks, trousers, shave and bubble.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143300
 24.07.2017
I cannot go past this:
This is what an adult must do, this is his interests - earning money and caring for the family.

When they say "must", the correct question is "who?". In this case, making money and caring for the family is a biological program that works for the benefit of the species of Homo Sapiens. Once you realize this, you will begin to share the satisfaction of natural instincts and getting pleasure personally for yourself. Both are important and necessary, but each person has his own balance. The spectrum is wide: from persuaded single and Child-Free to large families.
In animals, the main thing is the preservation of the species, the individual is secondary. A person who is aware of himself has a greater personal weight. Everyone has the right to live a life for themselves, regardless of family and children. If Homo Sapiens goes extinct, it’s not that.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143299
 24.07.2017
A Japanese couple, who married in 2015, wanted to repeat their wedding photo session two years later.

But this time the husband and wife decided to do it with a fire! In the literal sense. In the style of the best Hollywood blockbusters, the newlyweds were photographed in an abandoned career against the background of powerful explosions. At the same time, the brave Japanese didn’t even flash the eye!"

The Internet has not exploded?

YYY: Yes, a bit scratched

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143298
 24.07.2017
Motorcyclists and I am against your driving in the intersection. Yesterday, such a beautiful man for 23 years drove on two consecutive 170-200, drove on the red, crashed into the turn to the left credit Duster, killing in it two people and himself. The young man!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143297
 23.07.2017
That you all argue, an adult, not an adult, play, not play. What is the most popular hobby of brutal men who think of themselves as an adult (in addition to beer and strawberries)? Football (hockey / baseball / racing (F1) and so on). Some play to gray hair, others look at it, mostly on the screen. What is it different from a children's run with a ball in the yard or computer games? Just because there’s a lot of money going on.
"Adults are the same children, only toys are more expensive" (c)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143296
 23.07.2017
How, fucking, his copyright holders found this creation in my collection?? to

RAO puts a foot on everything that remotely reminds of music. disposes of rights. Gathering a babble. Then you can be paid the performer his share if he passes nine circles of hell and bureaucracy and the moon will be in the body’s house. If not, he will leave it to himself.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143295
 23.07.2017
As the victim said, a year ago she saw an extrasensitive advertisement on television. Norilchanka called on the specified number and registered for a telephone reception. During the phone sessions, the fraudsters "found" a strong "grain" in her and her adult sons. She paid for remote “treatment”.
In addition, she transferred money to the perpetrators even after she went into criminal search and wrote a statement to the police.
In total, she translated 526 thousand rubles.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143294
 23.07.2017
Alexey Pehov

I go by bicycle.
A few meters ahead, another cyclist is driving in the same direction.
A company appears on the course. Practically near the sidewalk, there is a mangal, roasted strawberries, culturally resting.
Then there is a scene, like in Marseille, when a man on a motorcycle breaks out a bag from a woman who is stuck.
We have domestic realities.
The cyclist, without reducing speed, gets from the mangal shampoo with meat. He leaves at sunset.
The shock pause lasts exactly thirty meters. Just as much as I need to get to the cultural recreation area.
One of them decides that a whole bunch of cyclists are working here!
He grabs the shampoo, and is terribly thumpy, rushing after me in pursuit, shouting:
Are you shameless too? and!! Are you shameless too?! to
To be honest, I really liked the shuffle.
But I did not stop.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143293
 23.07.2017
My husband works in shopping. Tell the dream. He had to pick up several positions, and the cat had to approve them. Moreover, the procedure looked like this, you had to push your foot to the cat and, if he does not hit the foot with his lap, then everything is approved. I, he says, searched all night, picked up, and he’s laughing and doesn’t approve. You have understood, right? His cat slept in his legs all night.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143292
 23.07.2017
Questions to Philosophers:
Why are friends "imaginary" and opponents "conditional"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143291
 23.07.2017
The fact that you are a writer obliges a lot.
Sarah: They owe the money received and not everyone. Better binds a signed contract, guaranteeing the receipt of money, and even better - a signed contract, guaranteeing the withdrawal of money (for non-performance). The certificate only certifies that the applicant has successfully received the certificate.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143290
 23.07.2017
> Keywords: " in life" Not after...

In his life, Archimedes caught up with the whole WPC, he could send his own and other people, during the assault, he was ordered not to touch him with his finger, and when he played with the fire and a skillfully sent soldier (enemy, for a moment) grabbed him (foolishly not acknowledging, would admit - would crush in a cloth, smile and move away), this soldier was found and almost crucified in the temptation, so that the rest of the next time were more attentive.

That is the authority.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143289
 23.07.2017
So we came to Peter.
At first it was good weather.
and rain
Then the sun again.
and rain
Then there was rain.
and rain
Then there was lunch.
And the rain...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143288
 23.07.2017
I may not be against your riding in the intersection, but I am not going to look in the mirrors and turn on the turning wheel when maneuvering in my lane. And if you get stuck in my credit card at this point, then you will rush to scratch your debts, because the insurance will not cover that.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №143287
 23.07.2017
I also think of cremation, but instead of a urn, I want to be sleeping in the sand clock so that I can still participate in everything. For example, my grandchildren are going to play some board game, and like, “This is my grandfather on the shelf, take it. It is somewhere 6 minutes. turn around. Additional round, categories, went ".

by Demitri Martin.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143286
 23.07.2017
Add to the list of automotive pilots pilots on lawns near pedestrians. And also fools at all levels responsible for the floods.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143285
 23.07.2017
And with regard to their scientific achievements, they most likely discovered that some lambda member in some cleverly twisted equation of the superstring theory should not be raised in a square, but in a cube. There is no practical benefit. So they have a doubtful "success in life", IMHO.

>>>>>>
The simple law of Archimedes and his name will be remembered for a thousand years. And which yacht sailed Abramovich then and there, and how he was called, they did not remember a thousand years ago.
Choose which success in life you like the most.

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