A candidate’s pre-election company should begin not with what he will do while in power, but with what he has already done while not in power.

I know this family for a long time. When we just arrived in this earthly paradise, we were met by a number of male relatives. Black-eyed, dull, white-toothed, they sang and danced until dawn.
But one girl just struck with her beauty: well, just, Ginny Lollobridge!
Her name was Mary and she was the wife of a three-born nephew.
But more than beauty, I was struck by one circumstance: wherever this girl appeared, she was always with her tiny daughter in her arms. A little girl with blue lips and a earthly face. A congenital heart defect. At 2 years old, the girl did not walk, it was difficult to breathe with a half-open mouth.
Mary cried, holding back tears: the girl was given no more than a year of life.
Life turned its turn, my husband was invited to work in a seaside town and I lost Mary from sight for a long time. I only heard that her older sister Rita came from America and took Mary and her daughter with her. It was said that the breakthrough Rita allegedly adopted her niece and achieved a costly heart surgery for the girl in the United States.
A month ago, 25 years later, I received a letter from Mary. She that her daughter Eliza was visiting her sick grandmother and asked her to meet.
I regret, I expected to see a thin weak creature, and from the door of the airport, walking wide, came out a tall girl, shaved and in shorts of a military pattern.
With all her determination, Eliza reversed all my timid attempts to show her the beach and amusement parks: “I came to my sick grandmother, not to rest. Show me where the bus to the village is.”
We didn’t get to the bus, we went in my car.
Grandma, thin, cried when she met her granddaughter. There was a grandmother in some supports and reps, glasses wrapped with scotch. Eliza was upset.
Grandma took us home. It turned out that she didn't have her room, the old lady walked in the kitchen on the topchane. Eliza shrugged even more.
ascended to the second floor. Three spacious luxurious bedrooms, one room equipped for the gym: mates and gymnastics. Eliza’s eyebrows stand up with the letter “V”.
In the evening, all the uncles and aunts gathered in the yard. First, it is believed, they exhibited snacks, drank for the health of grandmothers and grandchildren. Later the main conversation began.
As it turned out, after the death of her husband, the grandmother remained without a caregiver, as she never worked officially with five children. Her husband's small business immediately burned, and now the children, turning around, in turn fed her. but. My grandmother needed a costly kidney surgery. And here it all started. The scream was throughout the street. Non-young, solid, well-assured people waved their hands and proved that right now they could not expose this considerable amount of money.
Only Eliza was silent. I saw her squeezed gaze and her fingers, more and more compressing the cigarette.
After shouting, the relatives separated, so nothing decided. Eliza and I went back to town.
The next morning we went to a bank where a bank account was opened on my grandmother’s name. Riding in the bag, the girl annoyingly whispered that she had just graduated from university, paid the loan and could not send much.
At home she surprised me. A messenger from an online store handed her such an electric shocker. In response to my astonished gaze, Eliza only smiled, “That’s the case.”
Back to the village, Eliza went alone: “Thank you, I now know the road.”
A week later, one of my aunt's eyes were broken.
As it turned out, Eliza solved the issue of treating her grandmother radically. At one time, grandfather and grandmother built a large two-storey house of 400 square meters. In this house my grandmother lived with her younger son and his family.
Eliza, with the consent of the grandmother, put the house on the internet for auction and sold it in 2 days. Part of the amount went to my grandmother's operation, part to the bank for interest, and the rest of the money bought a small cozy house.
To the question of the shattered son, “Where do I live now?” the girl replied concisely, “Get money.”
The aunt shrugged her head and said, “Now this son is in the hospital!”
It was only then that I understood why Eliza bought an electric shocker.

Whoever served in the army does not laugh at the circus. Whoever puts a pencil on the tape doesn’t buy a spinner.

The husband:
It begins!
First - "we have an urgent repair, let you work in the evening", then - "money customer! I have to go out this weekend".
And now – "What fucking thing did you put a customer in his car?and "

The husband:
And I said that rushing is not the best idea. It is a mistake, sometimes...
It only opened one door. of two. A scream... As if he had opened both doors and hung armor on the windows.

The Miracle:
Mr. Bean will play Commissioner Megre. Here is the end of the world.

Yuri Vladimirovich Nikulin played in "20 days without war" and "Andrei Rubleve", Andrei Alexandrovich Mironov in "My friend, Ivan Lapshin". Bean, burn, we hold your fingers for you.

The rabbit spread the stomach

Cowardly samurai, who lack the spirit to scatter the stomach themselves, go to catch rabbits.

Oh, drink, drink my blood.
Yes, and eat my body. You are not obsessed with greatness, coincidentally?

Shurix: pff... everybody has long known who is caring for all these blue whales (professional humor)

yozzzh: I am your curator. The task is first. Deploy 4 connected containers with SSH access and remote debug for PyCharm

Ffeess: Fuck, it’s easier to open the veins.

The price of oil in this regard is a secondary factor, but because of the fact that it falls, the price of gasoline does not rise as quickly as the ruble falls.
— — — —
You hear, the economist of the room, oil fell three times, the ruble fell two. Not to mention that wages in rubles, and part of service and mining in rubles.
The correct answer is oil companies about...eat.

[01:42:48] xxx: Put a face-recognition camera and catch a black sheet to the machine gun.
[01:42:55] xxx: Behind the door
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[01:43:05] yyy: I want to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Are you not afraid of bugs?
[01:44:21] zzz: and I would just be a machine gun, without any sheets

Pest: I appeal to the motorcyclists! Do not drink alcohol and give up drugs! We need your organs and they are important to us. Think of people!! to

I went to the dentist, leaning my right. The doctor put the medication, my whole mouth is filled with cotton tampons. I sit with my mouth open and listen attentively to his instructions:
Meaning so is. For 2 hours nothing to eat, for an hour nothing to drink, to give up sharp and salty. and yes! No oral CECA for 24 hours.

I look at this intelligent grey lighthouse with horror and begin to say with indignation that I am not the kind I am and how he laughs. It sounds roughly like this:

Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu

Doctor: Okay, okay, don’t be upset. 12 hours!

How I walked on the shells:

To get rid of a mosquito, not to cope with the control and get into the breeze - 40 thousand.

Call an evacuator to get on it 100 km to the nearest settlement - 10 thousand.

Standing at night on the track in the rain next to the broken evacuator and listening to the wolf whirling in the forest is invaluable!

The friend found the job of his dreams))) Or did he push this race offer?)))

The guy with the note is funny. Great to see the following story:
He is invited by the chamomile to a repair session of the comp, we remember what she liked. He runs to meet the dream. And there he suddenly falls in the same way as a daddy cat, remember what kind of fan of jokes he is, right? And at the end of the hand from the soul, the type finally found the untouched guy. I resisted so naturally, good. And he goes home. It is a shame to go to the police with such a statement.
Morality: very often the rapists remain unpunished precisely because the victim is even ashamed to tell about it.

A girl passes by on a bicycle.
Xhx: Oh, she needs a man! To smash, he repaired it.
Soon a young man passes by on a bigger bigger.
XXX: I don’t know what to say.
I would say it was her husband.

In short, when the girl came for the note, I wrapped it up and patted it. I’m not going to lie, I didn’t take hard in the pop. First he took hard, then in pop. stumbled in the process. The girl was pleased.

That’s why in your minds "not written a statement about rape" is "really satisfied"?

A frigid barrel like no one asks, and it still climbs...
Take it, body, many women get pleasure from sex, unexpectedly, right?

Rape has the same attitude toward sex as morbidity toward massage.

Thanks to the Unknown for "Harry Potter and the Ways of Rational Thinking". Literarily not very enduring - there are bugs, but! Logic, cause-effect and, most importantly, the motivation of all the heroes (which is not due to many literary works)... Bravo, author!!! to

Dostoevsky in the person of Raskolnikov showed how previously dealt with micro-loan organizations