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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142103
 11.06.2017
And remember, girls, that young, beautiful, smart, rich, fun and not greedy are six different men.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142102
 11.06.2017
You have a shabbat. How do you press the keys?
We have a voice set.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142101
 11.06.2017
- In the first 12 nights they have... no, not a car in a pumpkin turns, but the cash reboot, and minutes 5-7... In the second if you go in the night - keep in mind, all the stock prices at 12 cease to act (this is exactly the case when the cocher in the rat... ))) But here are the goods that from the morning must participate in the action...fig you!! They do not act yet, because they are not killed yet!! And yes, I went out at 5 p.m. at night.
Take a stick next time. And put them there properly.
The baseball.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142100
 11.06.2017
XXX is. You can learn to kiss tomatoes.
I love tomatoes too much to defile them.
XHH: And the cucumbers, therefore, do not defile either. Harashio
How to Learn to Kiss an Ogur
WOW:...
He He He He He He

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142099
 11.06.2017
In the late 1990s, when Google appeared, many people broke their heads, as it is said.
The most epic was sorrow.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №142098
 11.06.2017
It would seem that stupidity cannot be measured in length, however, the line to someone's relics has already reached eight kilometers.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142097
 11.06.2017
I really thought there were no such people.

There is a girl talking to the manager of the communications operator in the salon.
Customer: I have a very expensive rate, ~290p / month, switch to time (almost 2p per minute)
How much do you talk per day?
Customer: Well 3-4 hours a day...
Manager: Every day?
The Customer: Yes!
Manager: Well you know that then you will have to pay about 7,000. rubles per month.
Customer: and before I paid less on the old tariff, I don't need a subscription fee!!! I need time!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142096
 10.06.2017
A tornado in Siberia is impossible, like a shore in Peter.
There is a possibility in Siberia.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142095
 10.06.2017
He also experimented with blood transfusions.

Academic A.A. Bogomolets claimed that a person can live up to 150 years. Stalin closely monitored his work, provided him with all kinds of support and did not skip rewards and titles. When the academic died in 1946 at the age of 65, Stalin said, “Here, a fraudster: I deceived everyone!”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142094
 10.06.2017
Based on the recent story of the Tobolsk prison castle.
I am a journalist and a friend from another city came to me to practice in our newspaper. I arrived at 7 a.m. and at 9 a.m. we were in the office. I am given an assignment - to go to Siso for the opening of a new regime corps. The girlfriend knows no one in the editorial office or in the city, but to go far and for a long time, so the only option is to take her with you.
They arrived. We were conducted around the corps, we were all shown and told, we were photographed in the cameras, all things. Then the banquet.
I was never on a steeper drinking table again, as you understood - on the lengthy table, every half-meter, there was a litre bowl with red caviar, in each of which a spoonful of a tablespoon was spinning, say, you must swallow the jump yourself. a few hot dishes, a selection of drinks - names 10... we sit, we drink, we swim... well, a friend comes sms from my mom, say how the daughter arrived, how met? My daughter wrote: "We have met very well! I sit in SIZO, drink cognac, eat red caviar with a tablespoon, shoot in the chamber!" Mom humour did not appreciate...

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142093
 10.06.2017
Here you sit in front of the computer on the internet and think: what is this good website making money? No gram of advertising, no hints at all - a clean sheet and naked information. But one day, I don’t know why, I forgot to update Adblock in my browser. I’ve never expected to see so much ‘naked information’ on my favorite sites even in expectation!!! to

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142092
 10.06.2017
It was dark and people could not see where to go. Then the brave Danko decided to show everyone an example, broke his chest, pulled out his burning heart and went.

“Oh!” the people thought. They broke each other’s breasts and broke each other’s hearts, so that each could go where it pleases.

This is how this proud tribe disappeared.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142091
 10.06.2017
I bought a set of wires at FixPrice. I used a couple and cleaned it.
My mom found them today. I made a sofa with them.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142090
 10.06.2017
The New Time Proverb:
Why do you think so much about my education and your rights? Think about your education and my rights.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142089
 10.06.2017
If everyone followed the protocol and common sense, the number of catastrophe films, terrorists and other horrors would be reduced by 99.9%.
yyy: * wakes up in the hospital, sharply breaks out the catheters from the veins*
* dying because they were quite important medicines*

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142088
 10.06.2017
The deceitful person sorts things before washing.
I knew one girl who was soaking her white underwear with her socks and washing her children’s clothes with her male.
............
I don’t pretend to be condemned, but in my universe ALL things come out of the machine in ONE state: clean. Child and male. Socks and a towel. Are you different? Should your socks remain dirty even after washing?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142087
 10.06.2017
Let’s combine the discussion of washing socks and the branch about mushrooms!

During his student years, one of his comrades in a common laundry washed his socks. and forgotten. On all of this, strange mushrooms grew - thin, in the hair, leg and round little hat thickening. Comrade was reminded of washing with the phrase "the enzymes have grown in you". There was then fashion on powders with bioadditives-enzymes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142086
 10.06.2017
Experience shows that documentation is written for users and read by competitors.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142085
 10.06.2017
OracleLover> How to make a child obey you without resorting to violence?
The usual set - bribery, blackmail, fraud, threats.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142084
 10.06.2017
We didn’t get into your policy until you used it on our internet.

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