I make a list of those who drive EXACTLY, with the numbers and brands of cars. This is an agribusiness condition.
List of 15 cars Maximum
The car number is 3 letters and 3 digits.
A brand is the name of the company that produced the car, not "something ours" or some Japanese"
for cabbage you need not only bags and gloves, but also tools to separate cabbage from the ground - shafts, knives, etc.
Don’t replenish my personal collection of cloves when the potatoes are digged with a scissor and a clove, and the cabbage just curls their heads.
Good luck to everyone"

You were not in the army. I cut a tree today.

Explanation why in Russia gasoline prices rise with cheaper oil:

“In no case should we allow producers, sellers and intermediaries to hurt prices, it is quite obvious, they must be economically justified. But artificially underestimating them is also inappropriate and even detrimental to the economy as a whole in the end.”

The song is simple, not an explanation))) Neither to add nor to remove.

I've been walking around the house for two days without socks and didn't notice! This is a sign of summer!
Father: or the freezing

About the damned girls.

I had a little girl, very modest. Of course, with questions like the anal or the eagle, I didn't even roll to her, we had everything strictly: flowers, candy, hugs in the dark. Then one day she asked me to fix the note. I looked into the history of the browser, and there... I didn’t even think girls would watch such a movie. Tough anal by coercion, bonding, light fork (although not hardened, more symbolically).
In short, when the girl came for the note, I wrapped it up and patted it. I’m not going to lie, I didn’t take hard in the pop. First he took hard, then in pop. stumbled in the process. The girl was pleased.
Then it turned out that the note was not her, but her dad.

Next honestly earned millions are well made after the first stolen million.

During my stay at the Congress of Anthropologists and Ethnologists of Russia in Izhevsk, I heard a story that, I think, perfectly characterizes the attitude of current reformers to Russian science.

Shortly after the FANO began the inspection of the subordinate institutions, the inspector — an unnamed young man from the generation of effective menagers — visited Kunstkamera. Walked around the cabinets, looked at the situation with the technology, got acquainted with the directions of scientific research, and then returned to the office of the director J.K. and clean.

Apparently, what he saw was not very striking in the context of effectiveness, so in a conversation with the director he asked the question:

- I wonder, and who gave you such a building in the center of St. Petersburg?! to
“Peter the First,” replied Yuri Kirillovich.

The sanitary engineer dropped the shell in the conservatory and took the purest "la" in the entire history of the institution.

A girl passes by on a bicycle.
Xhx: Oh, she needs a man! To smash, he repaired it.
Soon a young man passes by on a bigger bigger.
XXX: I don’t know what to say.

<Video: Laser engraving >
As if there were microscopic Jedi battles.

HH: And that’s all you’ve gathered? No comparison with last year’s.
Wauu: The problem of collecting mushrooms in Moscow is that they are difficult to spot under water

In general, unfortunately, the problem of pests in the process of work I face solely in the context of the type:
- Vasily Petrovich, how does our experience grow when you plan to clean up?
“Oh, Nikit, here in Italy, an Italian Prussian ate corn, wheat, soybeans, garlic, bit the tires of the tractors, smashed the director in the tea and took my wife. There is no experience, you are not heartbreaking.

A girlfriend came to my wife, both liked watching the NTV channel and had a conversation about television:
I: NTV should be removed from the list of channels.
J: Remove it, but then your favorite channel should also be removed.
I: If I remove NTV, I agree to remove three of my favorite channels.
The women were shocked and remained silent for five minutes.

I talked to a colleague at lunch yesterday. Asked for advice, said "you men understand each other better, advise how to be."

The essence of what. She recently got married and complains now that the candy-bucket period has ended and her husband has stopped making her gifts, gives little time, surprises are over and even does not give flowers. Instead of romance in their lives came a boring life and she cannot and does not want to live that way. How to? ! to

I replied that I am not familiar with such matters, and it would still be more correct for her and her husband to talk about everything, which she replied that she would not humiliate himself before him (I did not understand what humiliation, well, her affair).

I was most surprised by her reaction to my advice.

I offered her to "lit the spark" well, once her husband stopped, she could arrange a surprise for him, buy a gift, well, or just organize a romantic evening...

It was necessary to see her expression of the face and the anger in her eyes, it was as if I had offered her to rent for her husband three prostitutes and a luxury room in a city-looking hotel. She said she was supposed to do something for him, or to buy! He is a man, let him do it, he must! 11 is

I seem to understand why her husband was cold to her.

I rest in Georgia, under a large house a small store. I walk by, and the owner calls:

Padhadi Daraga, try chacha, white wine, red wine.

I ask :

Is Red Wine Good to Drink?

- Kaneshna is palesly daragoi, look at what house she built.

Once I came home to my girlfriend, like waiting for her to dress up to go for a walk with her. By the way, I was at her home for the first time. She left me alone in the room and went to another room to do a marathon. I stand, look and see a round aquarium. I thought good fish and came closer. I look and there on a bunch of algae lies an orange frog, I have never seen it. At first I thought it was a butaphoric, for beauty it lies there. I came and decided to touch her. As soon as I touched her, she jumped and grabbed my finger. I just wept out of surprise, knocked my hand, and the frog flew somewhere under the couch. Give up my condition. I rushed under the couch to get this creature, and the girl from the neighboring room says, “I’m almost ready. Which as I grabbed this slippery shit and put it back in place. No one was hurt. Then in the conversation, I cautiously experienced that this frog was her dad’s favorite creature, and he feeds her with pincet meat.

I hate doctors. No condemned honey worker so relates to his illnesses. For a banal reason. At a certain point of study, many, even nurses, lead to a visual demonstration on cadavers of what disease does to the body from the inside.

Oh Maine Goth! He was a doctor in television series. So, baby, “a certain moment” is the first three years. After anatomy, gestures, pathan and top (search in the internet, you will be explained by these jargonisms) first the future doctor in the third course discovers ALL diseases in any reference book (this is kindly called the "third-class" syndrome), then, in the course at 4-5, in the modules / cycles on disciplines is infiltrated by fatalism and we will all die, and to the internship becomes a finished cynic. Who drinks the most? Anesthesiologist and resuscitator. Those who are sick take you away. Who is the prosecutor of the cabinet to "although a tail hang"? Cardiologists and neurologists. Because they understand, heart attack and stroke have a lot of risk factors. Endocrinologists and gynecologists love to eat. There is no such thing as the word "waste".
so we appreciate your drawing on the fan, but it’s never about the truth.
I tell you as a nurse (yes, there are no "medbrothers" in our university, all nurses write in their diplomas), who then finished medicine, with a clinical experience a little longer than your life experience outside of your mother.

from ZH:
I was with my neighbors at the ceremony. It was a fairly young rabbi.
At some point he started congratulating the owner with a new home, new happiness, and so on.
The owner shrugged his shoulders: "Is this a house? This is not a permanent residence, but a rental apartment.
Two people calmed him, almost at the same time.
Every temporary home is also a home. The Rabbi said.
Every house is also a temporary home. I said.

It is funny that, as you grow up, you start to love what you hated as a child, for example, to sleep well and be slapped off.

Alewer: Oh, I just recently explained to a friend the essence of my job – an analyst.
The wife says to her husband, “Buy something delicious.” The analyst is engaged in what constitutes a specific TZ for the husband: it is necessary for half an hour to visit a grocery store at a distance of not more than 2 km from the house and there to buy in the department 3 goods, a total cost of not more than 400 rubles, with a share of fat from 30 to 50%, with a share of carbohydrates - up to 70%, with a share of proteins - up to 20%;

Russians will add 18% to the cost of purchases from foreign online stores, and packages will be opened to evaluate the goods

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XXX: I wonder how we got to such a life at all.

YYY: When the authorities first tried to turn the first gait - only a little, yes, the smallest - it was necessary to go out for demonstrations with the whole world. Now they arrived.

zzz: Believe me, even this is just the beginning of the long way to the slide on Saturday. There are so many rights that we can take away. We are still being released abroad, computers still do not have mandatory technical checks, technical passports, and no one checks certificates for access to the Internet. There is no annual fee for internet repair. Oh, sweet, quiet 2017

Remove it if you can!