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After decades of hard work, the old tokar plans to escape from communism. On his way, he encounters the most incredible creature – a small abandoned robot. Can they get out of this dark world together?

Megaphone, on the way, went to the end.
I sit on the XS, read lightweight pages, suddenly hello, “you have exhausted the traffic limit.”
What “exhausted” when the speed limit is?
I see, “the terms of the tariff option have changed, for your convenience...”
“You paid for the goods yesterday, so we decided to ship twice as little for that money so you don’t blow your back.”
Is it down now or is someone else knocking down?

On the Chinese flagship discussion:

xxx: The only thing that Apple can’t make easier is to eb@lo users of its products.
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I once visited the "divorce with a trailer", only in pants.
I testify: Women, as a rule, react much less than "homes goats".
Finding a decent couple is hard. But maybe.
Don’t give up, divorce of both sexes. And you will succeed, but don’t drop your hands and don’t fall of spirit. All will succeed.

xxx: The attitude towards the performers in our team is very well characterized by the abandoned phrase of a colleague:
Can you send a piece of the artist?

In Peter, on a tour of the prison of the Trubetsky bastion (which is in the Petropavlovsky fortress). The guide tells us that this prison is purely political, not criminal, the prisoners were generally nobles. In this prison there was no torture, heavy physical labor, here the emphasis was placed on psychological pressure, torture by loneliness. You could ask the security guard to buy a fresh bread for tea, the prison had an extensive library, daily walks in the fresh air, and so on. Thus, the basic principles of detention in this prison were: complete loneliness (all cameras for one person), ringing silence (it was even forbidden to knock over) and complete physical inactivity (it was only possible to read and write, physical labor was excluded). And then from the crowd of tourists comes a disturbing male voice: "In general, I call it "vacation"..."

The Russian economy is like a tetris: money goes there, comes in, and then once - and disappears.

How to stay in Vienna.
1st Come to the Belvedere Garden and watch Apollo of Belvedere.
2nd Get Museum staff asking: "Where is (your mother) Apollo?and "
Three After receiving the answer: "What Apollo?", try to find yourself.
4 is After unsuccessful searches to spit, scratch, squeeze in roaming.
5 is Find out that the statue of Apollo is in the Belvedere Garden... in the Vatican.
6 is So that it can be heard in Salzburg

After paying out the mortgage, introduce foods gradually so that the stomach can get used to food again.

A strong wind on the coast of Vladivostok is when even in a bottle of beer a wave

A friend came to the interview.

They communicate, everything goes well.

A friend asks:

Are you married?

The candidate was so upset:

Do I need?

It would be easier for everyone if your "no" really meant "no" always and in all cases. But the thing is, shit, it’s not always so. And to recognize what and how is impossible.

Do you want to learn?
The simplest analogues from the life of men: Vase is offered vodka at work, he says sharp "no". Vase is offered vodka in the country, under a shale, Vasa says joyful "Yes". Although vodka and vasya are the same as the one offering. This "Not" means "Not here", "Not now". Change the conditions to more convenient.
Or here another. Vase is offered to pick up for 50p, he says "No". Offering 500r, Vasya says "Yes". "No" in this version means "your proposal is miserable to impossibility." This can relate to both the material sphere and the appearance and character of who is offered. Change the proposal to a more appropriate one.
Everything is quite simple, and it is not difficult to understand it if you want to.

There are people who declare natural male polygamy, the type against nature is not to be denied.
And there are people who condemn the natural female mechanism of rejecting inappropriate partners.
Are they the same people?

In my childhood, the song of V. Leontyeva "I am the lonely wanderer of love Kazanov, eternal lover and eternal evil-hearted man" caused me to fear because the "eternal lover and eternal evil man - PTICEED!" Who is the heart-eater I did not know, but about bird-eaters I watched, of course, in the cognitive transmission. A bird-eating villain and a sloppy man jumping through the scene - this is all really terrible for the child's unstable psyche.
This is a Spider-Man in Russia.

Do not offend the gynecologist. They are the worst doctors...

My friend calls today:
I have a spy phone!
What are you hopping?

She really wept out of laughter. A joyful man. I remembered her socket and stuck too. I will explain. Well, just about 40. Just as we fall into a rebellious rejection of the values imposed on us by adults as a teenager, Walia has been experiencing an equally rebellious midlife crisis in recent years. Would you hear with what pleasure this once fashionable FIFA sends in the ass of all these professionals pumping our brains on the order of manufacturers. All this horde of marketers, advertisers, advertisers, psychologists, inventors of mythical discounts of 70% and prices of the type of 19989 rubles, so that at least eight would draw attention to this travelled trick. The authors of courses on overcoming the resistance of buyers and other NLPidaraz, virtuously rubbing us their values. If you give her a broadcast, the next day all this humpiness will be fired for complete unfitness.

Instead of things fashionable and pathosny she now wears comfortable, beautiful and durable. This also applies to girls. Her last iPhone of the last model for crazy grandmothers she bought six years ago. Before the rebellion. Now it is uncomfortable to take it out, shameful one. Dust in the table box for a long time. Overall, I was disappointed that I didn’t buy the next season.

Like Professor Preobražensky, who believed that you should sleep in the bedroom and operate in the operating room, Valya believes that the video should be watched on the big screen of the home comp, the audio should be listened to on a good audio system, the photo should be taken with a cool camera, and the phone should be called.

She uses a tiny silver socket with a sliding cap, similar to a powder. I pressed 1 – call my husband, 2 – my mother, and so on. Without blinking on endless icons and options for exactly the same purpose.

It was given to her at the beginning of the zero. It is an indestructible artifact of youth. Slightly scattered, of course, and generally looks like Duncan McLaud in the world of socks. But Wally is in rebellion. Why throw away an old favorite thing if it works?

Here is the story itself. Valya rides in a crowded subway car and notices that a Gypsy woman is rubbing nearby. Without exotic costumes, dressed imperceptibly, but the brightly expressed rose of the saucer could not hide. So I was a little worried.

Valya, for instance, checked the bag when the crowd began to come out and the space around it was free. But along with the crowd came a Gypsies. Look at Val - everything in the bag is in place, and the phone is missing! There are hundreds of contacts. I looked back in despair.

And here with the crowd of entering passengers enters this most Roma woman. Indignantly, Valyn throws a socket into her bag, shouting “found it!” He quickly flew back. A good man...

Under Comrade Stalin, the Moscow leadership, proposing to spend 6 lars on the lighting of trees, the next 15 years would be engaged exclusively in forestry.

I don’t understand... Is there a aunt who wants to be a queen with a man, having a child? Flag in hand.
Is there an alpha who dreams of an impeccable slave? Great and good luck.
Why is this upsetting you? These are not your pictures, so you don’t have to deal with them.
People are not worse than other people’s conversations. They become worse eaten by their fears of not liking others. Even those that are not very.

The first stone to the news "The naked former Irkutsk judge was caught in the car with a teenager"?
XXX is correct.
XXX The Judge!

Listen, unlike a woman, a normal man understands that beating and inflicting bodily injury is an article and therefore does not allow it in any state. If you have other acquaintances, well, you chose them yourself.
Enough is enough. You like the guy - well, give him, and there it will work out. Stop shaking over your whisper, as if this is a treasure out of the earth.

Now, man, turn the situation around. You are a botanist with poor physical performance, and you are beaten by a cliny girl, which is the embodiment of Brianna Tart. This is how her roof collapsed. Well, how, will you act according to the same scheme proposed by you "you like it - fuck, and there how will it go"? In addition to the fact that it causes a reaction in you up to a vomiting reflex?