I was surprised by installing games from discs and magnetic discs. Some to play the game, had to invent and create the game themselves.

Women in note:
You can’t steal that either. This is no less serious crime. Or can women’s claims not be ruled on yours, only on men?

If you do, you will be surprised by the result. If the statement is accepted. The girl in that quote is ordinary, not a hacker. Accordingly, the possibility to use someone else’s card was granted to her. Probably made similar purchases before that, which all arranged. It suddenly did not work out.
In this case, you have to beat yourself in the ass to eliminate the root cause of events. And next time to control financial flows and differentiate powers in advance.

Growing a new limb or organ is quite easy if you are, for example, a salamander or a sea anemone.

I feel like you didn’t serve in the army.

This is the phrase of the century. Suitable as a universal comment to most of the sentences left on this site. It is time to ask the admin to put such a button next to the bag.

I change high suffering into low joys.

The recipe for good mood in bad weather

For this New Year, I bought a light winter jacket. A successful purchase. It was there from December to June. At the end of June, I was surprised, noticing it on the hangover, finally sent to a remote warehouse. I left in July. and today. I feel great in it :(

I am tired of the cold weather. Especially “not even the elderly will remember this.” They will remember nothing forever. and sclerosis. Let me say, I will not remember either. But I remember a line from the encyclopedia of the 1930s. The last freezes in the Moscow region occur in July, and the first begin in August.

Here are the scenes from Master and Margarita. To cover up their suddenly naked satellites, the cavalers take off their summer coats. And Ivan the Homeless walks in the stallions. In the backstones, Karl! In the incredibly hot month of May! I never wore them in the winter.

There was also a great eruption of the Weinapoutine volcano, which caused the Little Ice Age on the entire planet. As you can see, in the Moscow region, 1601: "The rains that did not stop all summer almost destroyed the crop, and the early frosts achieved the work started by the rains." A few years later, in the same spirit.

Remembering this, I realize that the summer has come out, in general, not bad. If I still ride in my jacket, I begin to imagine what the unbearable heat is now in Vietnam, Thailand, India, Florida, California. Sweaty and mad faces. It is harder to escape from the heat than from the cold. I put on a light winter jacket in July and went.

Today, a smiling and burning man was beaten in the tram.

Mr. X: It is funny when 30-year-olds are called aunt and aunt even younger than 20-year-olds. They think that 30 years is a lot and so far... 10 years are flashy, but the realization of this comes when you’re well over 40 years.

Mr. W: Sleeping is not age, but the state of the brain. One in thirty already heads the design bureau, and in 33 - the deputy commission of aviation industry. Another 29th Minister of Communications of Russia, and not to say that implausible. Third to 32, when she became the prosecutor of Crimea, had time to transplant the banducks and get problems with the facial nerve for this. Then, indeed, it turned out that she was also a fool, but a fool, not a snub.

And others at 60 behave like children. All people are different. And if the understanding of this did not come to 25, it will not come to 40.

Shortly after the FANO began the inspection of the subordinate institutions, the inspector — an unnamed young man from the generation of effective menagers — visited Kunstkamera. Walked around the cabinets, looked at the situation with the technology, got acquainted with the directions of scientific research, and then returned to the office of the director J.K. and clean.

Apparently, what he saw was not very striking in the context of effectiveness, so in a conversation with the director he asked the question:

- I wonder, and who gave you such a building in the center of St. Petersburg?! to
“Peter the First,” replied Yuri Kirillovich.
c) Maoist

Who said a woman shouldn’t be older in sex? You still say that you can’t have friends with mothers!

Meanwhile, the second pot of low-salt cucumbers is over.
The Five Liters? How much vodka is needed?
Women help, and they somehow know how to eat cucumbers without vodka. The mystery...

and Taxi. I stand at the shopping center. I watch a woman putting bright bags in the car. A taxi driver walks around and entertains her.
How many shops! Oh, how you women love shopping! We work and work, we work and we work. Is it calcano?
The woman silently spreads the bags.
What to do! Such a destiny! Women run through shops, crack, have fun Shopping, updates, packs, bags! We are men!
By that time, the woman had already loaded six bags with food and three with household chemicals. She straightened and looked the taxi driver in the eyes with entomological interest. She has a new sword in her hands.
A taxi driver rides and cheats:
We are men...
The woman sits behind the driver, straight with a shovel in her hands.

In Kuwait, an ice cream was named after the drug baron Escobar.

I guess I put it in ice cream instead of dried cream ;)

Barnaul is the largest and most famous hall in Russia.

Here is such a comment:
There is such a diet!

Interestingly, if all radical Islamists give πο 72 virgins, will they end up with terrorist attacks?
Where do you find 72 virgins in the modern world?
– Ηa meeting of radical feminists.

#bus_educational
When I was a child, I thought that the rain worms in the rain are generally dirty. They come out to the surface and/or enjoy the opportunity to crawl on the fields. It turns out that they just got a pipe.

In general, you thought correctly) On dry soil worms can not move - the skin will dry, breathing hard. Therefore, in the rain, they come to the surface to slip away and spread. Occupy new, free habitats, where there is much more delicious

They can voluntarily register with the tax authorities and do not pay the income tax until 2019, after which they will have to register as individual entrepreneurs and pay at the rate of 13% or stop working.

Xxx: "Or stop working" Do not let God catch the logo design!! to

Yyy: For writing comments for 50 copies :)

Zzz: Those who comment on 50 copies write - budgeters :)

11: I have an obsessive idea of sending all the fools. I just want to send the fuck of everyone and everything, even if there is no reason for it. What better do I do?

22: Going to the fox

aa: I wonder when the gel and helium will finally cease to be confused.
BBB: Immediately after silicon and silicone.
ccc: Immediately after “what would” and “to.”
DDD: And “the same way.”
Eeee: And “is” with “is”.
FFF: That is never.

I will add: My boss, according to him, has a car "Audio"...