"In Kuban, a 9-class student was not issued an attestation because of the debt of 600 r. for school breakfast"
is right! The student is not Kyrgyz to forgive his debts.

But I remembered the story of how Nikita attacked old sects. He goes to the store and meets two elderly ladies:
“Let us tell you about our Lord Jesus.
Let me tell you about him myself! My husband parked.
The old women agreed. But in order to speak of the New Testament, we must begin with the Old. When Nikita reached Septuaginta and Rabbi Akiva, the grandmothers suspected that they may have agreed somewhat recklessly.
- This is all, of course, very interesting, - interrupted the monologue one, - but what do you think about this question? And in short?
In short, I think Jesus was a crap boy, and it wasn’t worth hitting his nails in his hands and feet.
The grandmothers are:
Jesus was not a boy.
“Well, even if Jesus is not a boy for you, then I don’t know what to talk to you about. And went away.

No, television, it’s really funny. I drink tea in the kitchen, the family broadcasts quietly. Suddenly the attention was attracted by the emotional monologue of the kindergarten teacher: "We vaccinate your daughter that she is a beautiful elegant girl, and the dress of the doll should be beautiful, elegant, not black...". This is where Coco Chanel’t understand the educator, like other fashion designers. Per those who, surprised by others, dress strangely, also once forcibly received a taste vaccine from the taste of the teacher in the kindergarten?

A friend told me. her husband called to some large firm, there an auto-responder-type type an additional number or name the name of the employee you need. In this place my husband sneezed. So the car respondent translated it to some Chinese.

The neighbor fought for two years with a large topol that grew next to his garage (it was uncomfortable to go in). At night, he poured acid from the battery under the tree, struck the bark, specially brought a barrel of salt from somewhere.
Yesterday, during the rain, the tree finally fell. Garage with car.

Some white coats serve only to safely cover dirty asses.

Is New Jersey a New York district?
Yyy: No, it’s a neighboring city across the river.
XX: How are Engels and Saratov?
Yyy: Oh yeah, New York and New Jersey are just like Engels and Saratov!
Zzzz: Thanks for the info. Then I go to Saratov for the weekend.

- Imagine, I, after falling from the roof of a house in the country and lying in trauma for a month, lost five kilograms.
How much will I weigh if I fall from the 18th floor of my apartment?
Almost nothing though.
How is it?
What is there after the crematorium?

"After the match, the Icelanders performed the Viking dance on the field".

Interview with Iceland coach:

This is not an ancient ritual of the Vikings. We invented this dance ourselves. but
If he scares you, we will continue to do so.

Q: What you remembered...
I decided by nostalgia to crack down on CIV3. on the smallest map at the lowest level of difficulty. Three days in meat and out of life. But the trick is that I played for the Americans, and the unpredictable randomly pushed the Aztecs and Iroquois into my opponents. And that was not enough for him. There was no oil in my territory at the right stage, but it was in the neighbors. to continue?

Imagine, in my whole life neither I nor my parents have given nor taken a single bribe.

And I too! I too (or suddenly here the list).

And what I give to Haishnikov is not bribery, but thanksgiving.

I will tell you a terrible secret. In most cases, there is no point in giving bribery for a long time, it is cheaper to find out about the protocol. With teachers in particular, paid education for many years. Change the bot in general, it is hopelessly obsolete.

And after a week of life together, you notice that your t-shirt and favorite jeans are no longer yours. And the shoes that you liked to smoke on the balcony now serve another owner, more precisely the hostess. And her shirts and shoes still belong to her. Here is all you need to know about the economic side of family life.

Summer is unbearable heat. I can’t imagine how you can do without air conditioning.
I adjust well to the heat, to the cold worse.
- Yes... the problems of adaptation are an urgent theme of life... the heat, the cold, the people...

The month of July is here, and I think what jacket should I wear - windy or warmer?

I go to the pharmacy. I say give such pills, which I help when my husband was dying. And you know, the pharmacist’s young lady looked like that. She gave her pills and said that from her fool she helps.

Leonid Kaganov: How fast the years went when I was good in bed
Braintunic: I’m still good in bed right now, let’s say as a hoodie.
Leonid Kaganov: I am still good in bed! You weren’t worthy, Madame, you didn’t want to!
by Braintunic:
You B, Mamseli, did not hide,
In this week
If you look at me,
I am good in bed.

A good password is forgotten in 30 seconds.

In the army, I once lay in a hospital and in this Uffite institution for soldiers, a doctor who worked as a courtyard. I remember his name was Edgar. He was old, smoked a tube, and possessed simple encyclopedic knowledge in almost every field. And, most importantly, it was a wonderful storyteller of wonderful stories, of which he had an incredible number. Once, we dragged out small boxes on the street - in the hospital all the recovering and easily sick people worked. And from one box, through the cracks obtained by negligent unloading, the bearings were filled. Edgar took one of them, put on his finger and twisted. And the story followed, as his teacher at the Moscow Medical Institute, a front doctor with a huge experience, participated in the evacuation of a psychiatric clinic at the beginning of the war from somewhere from Ukraine to the East. Of course war. Everything is rumbling around, the Germans are already there and the aircraft are tightening retreating almost every five minutes. Psyches are afraid, cling to everything and pull them out of the chambers to the cars is impossible. And then the doctor-teacher saw a box left by someone. In which were the bearings. And he quickly distributed the bearings to the psychopaths, put them on their fingers and showed them how to turn them. Mental ill people were simply fascinated by action and easily allowed themselves to behave and ride into cars. Edgard said that his teacher was the same doctor who subsequently described this experiment in a scientific paper, showing that idiots in some cases need to shut down, to cycle consciousness, so that the head does not give birth to other thoughts that lead to unexpected actions. And here I walk now on the streets and see these very "spirits" - spinners in the hands of almost all children. I remember that story with the distraction of idiots. And somehow I am not well...

Mr. Proper first invented the shampoo, but after he had all the hair out of this shampoo, he realized that it was better to wash the floor with this shit.