It is better to die than to find yourself in a situation when the money in the house is carried by the wife.

I must have been in a situation where women regularly find themselves and something unhappy

LL: ah) I once put a long note from my hand in a Chinese package (!) with all the wishes of good) and the attribute in Chinese, so I don’t know, there at the end is written: "Down, Fuck", or "Respect, Jackie Chan";

by titan137
Every time I go to Leroy or Obi, I want to say in the words of the Night Watch: “You, Dremel, and you, AEG’s space battery screwdriver, and you, a bits set in a beautiful box – you have no power over me!”
And every time I realize I can’t.

From VK:
The best. The recall. by Na. The book.
"Would you recommend this book to a friend and why?"
No, she’s my favorite, and I don’t want her to be with anyone else.

In Moscow now they say: - "after sunshine on Thursday".

Ivan is
by 15:24
Tell me what you see about Sasha on his av.

Paul is
by 15:25
He is a stupid back.
Every week, a new AVA is our friend.
Every day is crazy

Arthem
by 15:26
Lack of taste. The joy of consuming a new product for him (photos). Lack of interest in the opinions of those who are not in the mess. And beauty, of course.
Pacha wrote the same, but shorter.

Your mother, where can you read about the daughter of the companion?? to

I once had a cosmetic advertisement. The shower. The phrase "Some volume bodies leave pieces".

I also watched the advertisement once. There the girl, painted by the one, turns in front of the camera, builds eyes, a beautiful chamber female voice predicts about her (tusses) advantages from the first person. And here the model, turning into the anfas, throws a glimpse into the camera, opening his eyes widely and tilt his head forward, the girl behind the frame pronounces "my look is mysterious." Further I did not hear, because the next-sided mom added: "like a goat"

News on RBC: "Sberbank has installed the first ATM with the function of identifying the customer by face".
The expression "Rose has not come out" has become more understandable.

Autumn is over in summer.

All children in childhood fell, many ran to raise them, someone screamed. My father invented a genius phrase. When I fell, he said, "Go to me, I'll raise you up," I stood up myself and went) Checked the phrase when my cousin fell - it works!)

Everyone's life is different: Jesus at 33 has already completed his career, and Ilya Muromets has just left the comfort zone.

“I don’t consider a man a bastard just because he doesn’t give flowers.
At least he must still be born outside of marriage.

Once there was a joke "If Microsoft started producing cars..."

For Ford owners with Sync by Microsoft, this is a harsh truth.
If Bluetooth fails, the fastest way to restart the magnet:
1st Turn the box into a parking lot or neutral
2nd Drain the engine.
Three Open the front door (no need to go out)
4 is Close the door (optional)
5 is Start the engine
6 is Continuing the movement

The option to reboot through the menu was added 3 years after the first release and takes three times more time than the procedure described above.

From Habr article about the new thermal protection coating:

New ablation protection
Is it possible to use a good Russian word?? to
What is not suitable? Is that what you say when you burn?

Panda Rina: Don’t Catch Me
Sometimes I just forget to turn it off. Why are you, young people, so afraid of the big letters? You can also see O_O.

Who am I to forbid something?! to

Do you know what is really funny? When the number of years from the date of their birth people consider an achievement and decide that this number somehow elevates them above the rest. You can be an idiot at any age.
– and gt;
I agree with this, but as a matter of time, I want to kill myself in my youth with Facebook spam. And how painful it is to observe a growing generation, proudly and stupidly walking on the same grabble.

“I fought with my husband, Diko just angered me. I took a shower, I stood under the streams of water, angry. I wash my towel and I’m angry. And now I understand with horror that I have forgotten at all why. I had to go to my husband and clarify.

You are a monster! When you asked me to live in your apartment, you said you have everything, but you don’t have a single anti-stick bowl. ><
Kurt: Wait, I have a bowl at home?