At one of America’s main conspiracy forums today appeared an important message from an insider.

His message was accompanied by the following headline: North Korea will be hit in less than 48 hours.

xxx: this insider in Khimki saw - wood members trade

The question is about male accomplices. Why do men say "I have eggs"?
In the United States, they say the real man is a man with strong eggs, and the superman is a man with steel eggs.
They have Superman, we have a mouthpiece. and ;)

The dialogue between me (I) and the airline (AK), the same one that “fly airplanes” (short reference):

I: What do I need to do to go on vacation on a plane with luggage 140×70×30?

I need to:
1st Buying a plane ticket (4 sections)
2nd Ask the airline for permission to carry luggage on each section, pay extra for luggage.
But! It is not possible to give permission for every section.

What to do with tickets already purchased?

AK to give.

What if the tariff is non-refundable?

AK: Well then oh.

The girl was surprised that the boy
The one who wanted something, just took it and fell away, learning that she has other interesting activities, most likely taking it as an excuse. Also, apparently, the lover to think of the unnecessary details of conversation.

I'm not that guy, but in principle I don't know what else can mean consistent "no, on Monday I'm busy. Tuesday is busy. Wednesday is busy. And on Thursday. And on Friday, except "and on all subsequent days, about which you have patience to ask".

If we are talking about real employment - the first, maximum second refusal should be accompanied either by a counter-offering (maybe you go with me, and then we go for a walk), or by the option "I have this whole week terribly busy, let's go next Tuesday."
And the situation described is absolutely unambiguous "I will sew and I will sew", and it is impossible to perceive it in any other way. No, if the boy is specifically stuck and ready for anything - he can catch the girl later on one of her hats. And standing up and having "a 26th? And the 27th? ..." - the option is clearly losing.

Why all these Kafka children, if they are just discovering the dark sides of the work of Kornay Chukovsky?

Feminism as Feminism and Dinner as Schedule

Man, so you by your logic should only receive dinner on those days when you left a colleague and saved from the company. You want every day.

And we have bad news for you: you don’t love each other.

My wife sent to WatsApp:
There was a huge rat running by. I disrupted the guard, shouting "Splinter, where are you? andquot;

by Fuck! How do the pigeons manage to turn a black car into a white goat and a white goat into a black one?! to

Ernst August of Hannover was married twice. In 1981, he married the heiress of the Swiss Chocolate Empire, Shantal Hochuli.
I liked the name Willy.
But the girl with the Georgian name Hoculia will suffer all her life.
To change the name of the girl, spit once.
In the possibility?
It’s not a female surname, thank God, it’s always possible.
The female is Tomelia.

Speak the microscope is difficult to nail. Did you wrap them?

You’re talking about feminism, but do you know how Italians compassionate women? They are preparing for them!
This is an incredible recipe for Manna Mia.

various types of pasta, baked vegetables, baked fish, with all kinds of spices, spicy herbs, balsamico, etc.
Immigrant colleagues (women) They get jealous when they see.

Why are women so passionate - they also all work, but after work they do not pull the whole house work on themselves!

Here’s how to boost the female libido! I give!

treatment in those. Service is
by 8605
The big IBS finally said goodbye to the internal battery and went into eternal rebut, which is wildly annoyed by the second uninterruptor on it. Together, these two wonders of engineering thought produce the most disgusting sounds, provoking a persistent and uncontrollable desire to kill all human beings.
Pressing the button "to shut up you are already God for the sake of the iron p...va" brings only a temporary result.
I fear that by the time the phenomenon of the Lord of the Untouchables will occur, the unplanned concerts will cease by breaking the wall (yes, it is just behind the thin wall of gips-carton that this vaccanalia is happening) and an uncontrolled act of deurination on the culprits of the celebration due to a nervous breakdown in the state of affection, which, of course, will have an extremely negative effect on my further stay in the holding, but the pleasure of getting rid of this hellish sound will undoubtedly be of an orgasmic nature and, I see, will open the door to Shambhala. Achieving such a state of nirvana completely prevents the negative consequences of the planned act of vandalism.
In general, if the server crashes and a couple of human victims form, I will tick your finger, hysterically laughing at it!

NASA will hit an asteroid in October 2022 to test planetary defense.
The target for the DART strike will be an asteroid, which will pass at a distance of 10.9 million km from Earth in October 2022. It is a double asteroid Didymos, which consists of two bodies: Didymos A with a size of about 780 m and Didymos B with a size of about 160 m.
Comment from Khabr: Here is the crew of the alien asteroid explorer ship "Didymos B" (Earth name) offer a gift...

xxx: And then it turns out that all that bitcoins were needed to solve the P=NP problem.
xxx: And all these battles will be immediately at the price of temporary MS Office files.
XXX: It would be a murderous joke.

In life, you can’t always be happy, but you can always be happy.

The epigram. China builds 100 airports every year. A hundred airports. A hundred. A hundred pieces. Count from one to a hundred and imagine an airport every time. The Bats! is built. Or, for example, a 28 km long tunnel. The train from Guangzhou to Guangzhou passes 510 bridges and 236 tunnels at a speed of 250 km per hour. In 30 years, the Chinese have increased the residential area of the country by 8 times.

My friend told me a few years ago. I don’t remember any details, but the meaning remains. From the first person.

I went to China to negotiate the supply of meat for a factory in one of the former republics. The negotiations went well, the future partner driving his car unfolds from the restaurant, the rain is freezing.
I sit and laugh. My partner asked me what made me laugh. I tell him, you will hardly understand me. Here are two Chinese men in costumes, without umbrellas, under the rain, waving our hands, saying goodbye. They were also at negotiations, came to them by public transport One - the mayor of this multi-million city, the other - the governor. During the negotiations, the mayor, in order to encourage the Chinese partner, says that if you will supply such a quantity of meat, we will reduce your taxes as much as possible (almost to zero). The governor says: If you produce and supply that amount of meat, we will lease you the land for ten years at a rate of... (nearly zero). Mayor and Governor. By rain, the average of such a fifteen-million city.
My partner never understood.

Oh, girls, how smart a man went. He whispered to me in the bus today:
Girl, you have a swing...
I was stupidly red, let the cowards, the lick check... Only from Google I learned that it was a strap on the earpiece.

Where did this shit come from that Muromets was dead?
You will also say that all the other heroes were also dead, raised by the evil will of Vladimir Krasno-Solnysko, and the Serpent Gorinich, Koshia and Ize with them fought against the force of non-living, but merged.
I want this epic in the form of a trilogy and six films based on them.

When the affars with Zadolbali (who wrote for food students) will remove from the lexicon this: "I am a thirty-year-old aunt," "a married aunt of 30 years," "aunt of 28 years" - is incredibly angry. Where was the last time you saw a woman at 30 being a aunt? Such a feeling that a second-class student wrote, to whom a teacher-practitioner of 20 years - a aunt, and a ninth-grade Masha.

It is time to sleep, the bull has fallen asleep.
Lay in a conserve on a barrel.
Sleeping in a tomato.
Only the spruce doesn’t want to sleep.
The head shakes,
He goes to the sandwich.