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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №141883
 02.06.2017
The matter was not in Device, the programmer was sitting on the spacecraft.

[ + 20 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141882
 02.06.2017
It seems that at the onset of the apocalypse in Russia nobody will notice it especially, no water and electricity, well.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141881
 02.06.2017
If theology were a science, would it be God? Experimenting with him? Definition of properties? Methods of its application? (Al this is still closer to engineering than to pure science) His position in reality would be clarified with increasing accuracy.

It would be interesting to live in a world with such a theology.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141880
 02.06.2017
I turned off the hot water for two weeks.
XX: During this time the mortgage has been completed, soon I am preparing to move into a new apartment.
xxx: Just here is an apartment in another area, which is just next to the hot water disconnection :-(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141879
 02.06.2017
Poltavchenko ordered to replace the director of Isaaki with a man"

How about the idea to replace the man Poltavchenko?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141878
 02.06.2017
Excerpt from the local provider’s application:
There is a problem with the aircraft. When big passes, the number dissipates. When the master inserted his device ;) it was good with the plane. When I cleaned it was bad. I want the master again.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №141877
 02.06.2017
The Russian Pastoral Church asks to transfer to its possession the Demidovsk Metallurgical Plant (producing dumplays).

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141876
 02.06.2017
2nd number of the month. July "in the midst of the day". The weather is not pleasing. One thing is comforting - mosquitoes do not fly in the snow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141875
 02.06.2017
From one of the forums:
xxx: You need to find a block scheme algorithm of the flight controller (any one). All this is necessary for the concept of building a quadrocopter control algorithm on arduin.
YYY: if to fly! and burn!; }

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141874
 02.06.2017
On Moscow beaches found violations: the slippery icy descent to the water is recommended to pour sand.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141873
 02.06.2017
by Maria:

A letter was sent to me:
"Tomorrow in the press we have to hand it over".
Yes the Master.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141872
 02.06.2017
The snow has gone. Good summer
- It will be something to remember when in 10 years at the same time will be -20C

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141871
 02.06.2017
xx: How to write a guy something nice, well type of text of any kind. ...
yy: Write to him "you are waiting for a cold beer in the refrigerator"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141870
 02.06.2017
From corporate chat about fishing for lunch:
Has anyone opened the season?
My wife allowed me to drink.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141869
 02.06.2017

I love fools, they raise my self-esteem without any effort on my part.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141868
 02.06.2017
I am smiled by people with a protective short memory that everyone (Everyone, FUCK!!!!) The year in early June in Peter are crushed with screams "Where is the summer?!", "I am in a sweater and with a heater!". I remember only one summer session that ended in the heat. It all started cold. Not always at +5, but never warmer than +15, often even colder. Do you have a weather calendar? Every year the same "cococco, where summer..."Suka, in other latitudes summer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141867
 02.06.2017
softwarer> I agree with this, but I risk noticing, you somehow unnoticedly started to disavow your own argument ;-)

I see> No wonder, I forgot it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141866
 02.06.2017
A random reserve from a spouse - "porno film"

Now I know how to call the creativity of all the bonarchucks))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141865
 02.06.2017
Mena was interested in the article: "to take a water bath and drop a man there. If his eggs float, he is out of work, and if they drown, betrayal.” Put someone your man in the bath fucking and not fucking, conduct an experiment. I don’t have a bathroom, I’m curious.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №141864
 02.06.2017
The brother exchanged for something a set of pornographic (at the time, now it would not be called erotic) pictures, the father stuck it, picked it out and hid it in the load pocket of the cooker. Brother was terribly worried, he did not have time to consider, nor to boast to friends, nothing. I decided to steal. In the night, at two o’clock, slowly, on four, he flooded into his parent’s bedroom, to the chair where the kitten hanged. I broke one pocket - no, the second - no, all the others - no ((( I turned to broke the pants - and saw the parents - sitting in a row in the bed, pictures are scattered on the blanket, sitting and quietly looking at him, in the eyes of fear and the expression of the captured thief.

He also quietly turned and rolled back, all the same on the four. The parents came to work early in the morning and did not speak a word in the evening.



The pictures brother stole later, a few months later.

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