Parents and children come to the store. Clearly seasons: clothes match, faces burned, mood on the rise. They choose wine. Child of Year 4. His mood is also clearly on the rise: he runs, screams, looks at people in the baskets, a toy bump rides on the shelves. Mother looks at him and says:

Listen and be silent. Not all children love them. I could not endure you before.

Here, there is a ‘red light’ district in Amsterdam, where there are prostitutes. And how can we name our areas, where the most drunk blueberries live, and in apartments are sold inexpensively?
yyy: The area of blue lights. Mostly in the eyes.

Scientists have found out why the cocoon imitates the sounds of wild animals living "near" it.
Because learning foreign languages slows ageing and prolongs life.

How was the graduate meeting?
Those who saw me at the last meeting said I was very weak! And only a couple of fools, who came for the first time in fifteen years, said that I was not childish.

Travel to Serbia on bikes:
xxx: We found a wonderful phrase in Serbia - it sounds like Press the Account))))
Take a check means...
X: But we use it for another: grind the account and go, say the account and be silent, you haven't grinded the account yet - then we go to you, we grind the account cheap, etc. Up to "how it hurts a crazy account from these mountains")))

In December last year picked up a cat - a cat, gray, with a black face. They called it Santa because they just took it for Christmas. The first time I went to the village, it turned out that the cat was a French woman. It does not pay attention to mice and rats, hunting exclusively at a large grove for frogs! Even the float throws behind the headstones. I want to give you a French name.

And the sponsor of this evening is Jesus-skinhead.

Jesus Skinkhead: God is Right.

Comments in corporate chat news about the promised cyclonic depression and the absence of summer:
Only in our country can depression be promised.
And keep the promise!

xxx: My daughter tortured me for half an hour today: how a piton is different from a snake.
Python is a programming language, and the serpent is not.

Exactly so. Because when business processes are normally reconstructed, no one sings a choir song in the house and there is no ruin in their heads. And if you take 60% of the 100% of the income into charges, taxes and compulsory deductions, then it will collapse in all entrances. Because to teach, treat and educate no one and no time. Everyone is busy with survival.

How does the discharge in the entrance help you survive in this difficult time?

Evgeny B.: Prodaction is like sex. No matter how much you read and even look at it, it’s actually quite different.

This is what we went through:

The raven on the lawn is trying to take off. They take off vertically and then sit down vertically.

Note: if the birds fly their tail forward, it means that there is a strong wind on the street.

Chapter 3 of 1487

Which one of us is in the midst of the earth, and who is in the midst of the earth?

1) Construction of an atomic power plant in this dangerous region

- Some are surprised how a man in a sober mind can go to study at a urologist. Are you not bothered by such rough questions?

As the ancients said, “Urination is the only act of pleasure that can be obtained for free.” Therefore, my teachers said that everyone wants to urinate well. And this profession has a certain popularity precisely because of this.

Going to the bottom is equally bad on a chic yacht and on a sluggish boat.

The neighbor fought for two years with a large topol that grew next to his garage (it was uncomfortable to go in). At night, he poured acid from the battery under the tree, struck the bark, specially brought a barrel of salt from somewhere.
Yesterday, during the rain, the tree finally fell. Garage with car.

Two men are talking about politics.
Why do terrorists blow up airplanes, subways, buses? Why don’t they blow up presidents, politicians, ministers?
“You understand, Izza, a terrorist attack should cause fear and horror in ordinary people, not a sense of profound satisfaction.

Dialogue between future client and host:
What is the customer usually dissatisfied with?
The previous hosts

I am the leader of a group of hired workers and I often have to correct my subordinates. And I was overwhelmed by the fact that I can’t really punish those who work badly. (A complaint for insufficient authority)

You can punish your employers for not giving you authority. Just write a statement of refusal to work as a manager, and switch to the same cool hired workers. Get off and go to your competitors. Eggs are not worth eating. For a long time, the temporary-premium system of wages, and CTU, and other wisdom of the organization of production have been invented. Just your management is reluctant to shake up with motivating and stimulating employees – and so it’s okay, right? And you continue to naively blame those you see every day, not those in whose power to decide. After all, if an employee "takes a holiday", does someone give it?

According to statistics, 98% of men with the name Fedot die from a rupture of the diaphragm. They were a little more lucky - only 48%