111: I probably don’t understand.
111: The last call is a general ban on the sale of alcohol. to all!
June 1 – No alcohol.
Graduation is the same.
Youth Day is again a ban.
111: today, June 29, the day of issuing certificates - again prohibited.
111: How the shops have not broken up yet
Day 111: the day of the lander - no prohibitions)))
222 What do you want? This government of schoolchildren is more afraid than the desanters.

[JJ, the eternal theme of "Do you believe in crypto stories on the Internet"]

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After 12 years of communication with the psychopath, five of whom were in a legal marriage, it turned out that he has a second clean passport and a second secret family. When I learned about it and tried to talk to a mother-in-law who, as I previously thought, had complete mutual understanding and trust (by the way, she is a psychologist with typical wise women’s advice), she said I need to think about what I did so that her son treated me so well. I believe in hell and hell. Life is sometimes worse than any fiction.

Boot-from-cd: People pierce the ears of one-year-old children, force them to eat only vegetarian food, beat for masturbation, do circumcision, baptize, write to a music school on a hated violin, force them to even in a hat at +20, do not vaccinate, send them to the sick with watermelon to get sick, prohibit listening to music, force them to listen to music.
They don’t like my tattoos. Their children can see.

I work as a seller of paints in the TC, but by feelings in the house of Cook. Three girls came to me, judging all the designers. I saw these virgins endowed in my hands, a clever device, called a spectrometer, so that the colours could be picked more conveniently. And they were so impressed that it led to such a dialogue.
A: What a useful thing you have. Give it to us.
I: What to be?
D: It is vital to us. A. You are not a man. What are you worth?
I: It is worth a thousand euros.
D: Well what is it. And for that, we will dance for you.
My eyes stopped shaking the next morning. But the feeling of being visited by Tzinc does not leave me to this day.

If you pursue two, the wife must strike.

Remember, in the movie "Men in Black" Agent Jay at an entrance exam shoots a little girl who is stuck among monsters.
Why did you shoot Tiffany?
What does a little white girl do at night in a ghetto among monsters?

and Tel Aviv. The central bus station. The Winter. There is a ugly rain.
To get to work, I need a bus. The local bondians live their ordinary life. Directly under the lighthouse in the lounge sits a beggar and cries "shekelok". An old boy with a beard like Santa Claus and a super car, full of all kinds of figs, sits on the bench and thoughtfully sows his beer out of the bowl. His colleague, barefoot and disconnected, lies next to him. Nearby, a group of Chinese builders, standing in a circle, a man 8, heating vodka right from his throat. Little black descendants of refugees - Eritreans are carried out on the street, moms pull them out of the wheels, dads somewhere cheer with stolen phones. At 20 meters from the entrance, an unshaken man of Caucasian appearance turns the "fingers" of paper glasses and even gives him money. A police car stands nearby, peace and understanding reigns around.

I go on my bus. And here I am - intelligent, in glasses, well dressed, white, friendly, with a suitcase for the computer - stopped by the guard and begins a thorough inspection of documents.

The best answer to the question: "Who will give you a glass of water in old age?" “The palace.”

The Predecessor:
The veteran game:

DR.C: I saw the demotivator "We are from that generation that installed games from disks". Oh wow, I was surprised. We installed games with discs. The disc, Carl I will never forget this feeling when the archive of the game on 7-8 discs and you unpack and pray that none of them are broken, then the game will not be.)

And we set our games like this – you turn your face to the tree and shout, “Once, two, three, four, five, I’m going to look for you. Whoever does not hide is not my fault!and "

Oh, this is your scripted programming of the behavior of pre-educated neural networks.

One late winter evening my husband saw out the window a man walking in the deserted courtyard of a healthy Doberman. The dog really wanted to play, and the owner enthusiastically shrugged with someone on the phone and did not pay attention to him. And then the husband took the laser indicator and began to play. With a Doberman. from the 13th floor. Doberman jumped a horse in the courtyard, jumping through the swarms and whispering from joy. The owner was still shaking in the side. Everyone was happy.

> mutual friendship is disgusting

I will not agree. My wife and my cat are pretty friendly at home. Especially when they have a philosophical dispute: both are stubborn, so to convince the opponent such arguments find that it is just charm.

I called my mom to ask how it was.
She told me for 20 minutes about the harm of mold, the reasons for her going to the doctors, the extent of the contamination of the toilet in my father's apartment, fantasized about where my gold school medal could be fucked, taught me how to ban my husband from playing volleyball and insinuate to him that in his 32 years old came old age and invited visitors, because the last time we poured out a bottle of champagne, you see, it turned out to be uncomfortable that she was talking all the time about her own, and just wanted to talk about mine.

If the terrorists will communicate with the Russian Post, will Roskomnadzor ban it?

In the United States, a 22-year-old girl shot her civilian husband in the chest from a Desert Eagle 50 caliber while shooting a dangerous video for the channel on Utube. According to the girl, her 23-year-old husband was able to convince her that the book he would hold in his hands would stop the bullet.

Sitting next to me, a wealthy filmmaker and film critic stares indignantly at the festival's advertising video - there a long-haired movie diva comes out of the limousine.
- Well you just think, and here your Kabaev has tricked to get stuck!!! From any shell!!...
You know me, I say. What is this about Kabbalah? Some abstract lady-maneken, nothing in common at all.
- It is necessary to bring the country to what it is, - the film scientist burles, - if Kabaeva is already stirred up in any shell!

XXX (26.06.2017): Hello to you! So tell me, WHY do you need a family composition certificate for having three-phase electricity in the house?!!! to
YYY (26.06.2017): Hello! I was surprised... It is not a good analysis of feces or a certificate from the library that all the books were handed over after studying in the third grade... )))
XXX (29.06.2017): Remember, I wrote to you, why a family composition reference to connect the three phases? So, the story will continue: I called my wife - said go on a break at the JEC, she works there next door - take a certificate. came yesterday. A break from 12 to 13, and the certificates are issued from 14 to 17, and today from 9 to 13!!!! Okay, I went today. It turns out that a home book is needed to obtain the certificate!!! This B... and couldn’t tell her that right away?!! to
XXX (29.06.2017): And that’s not all. If she even takes the home book tomorrow, she will take the certificate, the certificate is valid until the end of the month, i.e. until 30.06, respectively, you need to transfer it to the Energy Market by the end of the day. Attention to!! In the energy market on Friday the documents are not accepted, and 01.07. this certificate is no longer valid, a new one is needed.... will go on Monday for a certificate....o-O!!!!!!! And they’re still rubbing the mail!!! to

In the neighboring courtyard lived a boy named Zil. I wondered where he got that name from. I thought, maybe from the name of a derivative or the father carries cargo. But it turned out to be a bit more interesting) He was constantly wearing the same clothes, because of which he was irritated "in winter and summer with the same color". Later it reduced to "Winter and Summer", and then became simply "Zil")

And now find responsibility for not leaving places. not found? Everyone will stand and I will sit.
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This is the difference between educated people and the former. Educated people behave politely not because they are forced to do so by law, but because such behavior is part of their ethics and lifestyle.

And about relationships.
At the first meeting: "You are beautiful. Go to me"
The fucking. I talk to Ikea with cups.

At the same time, he discusses the prices of travel clearly without a car.
If it is, it is cheaper than a taxi.

Of course, a taxi driver wants money for his job, and your time and your strength are worthless to no one. Be proud! Drive to the station on the night before working day, grind yourself in potatoes on a single weekend, do repairs instead of a long-awaited vacation, do other wishes. But then on the grave will be written "He was a good, unrestrained relative, it is a pity that he lived so little".

What a shit it was last night!? to
The mix:
Kukolko: Is it normal to end a love night with the phrase "blah, I sleep"?? to
Mix: If it is after 4 times, at 6 in the morning, and at 8 to get up to work, then YES! This is more than normal!