X: Fuck you catch it! Whether I was stupid or the flies became smarter this summer.
Y: The same shit with the girls...

Chat games online. The player Dub is the head of a large clan. The player is a newbie in the clan.

Do you get rid of anyone who is not lazy? Do not cry, go on.
And then you’ll all get rid of it!!! to
You guys you won’t believe!
Line: What is it?
Raven: No, it is not so.
Category: Speak Now
On the radio song, there are words.
As if I had to move to Dubai.
I’t be going to shrink and shrink.

Intelligent fight against corruption
"Well, or for the bad end, give up such a help. Say - I will go to the institute myself, I will go to the army, if they call, I will answer before the law, once I am guilty.
I entered the institute myself, I went to the military committee when called, I answered before the law.
Now is it possible to send Vasilyev to the nurses, and not to arrange a walk on the TUMU?

"Do you want to sing and dance about it?" (c) Indian psychoanalyst

In large families (both by the number of generations and by the branches, when the nephew of the first husband of the mother-in-law is considered to be close + mother-in-law) you can notice a trend: those who complain a lot and are willing to complain to relatives about their health, live to much older years than those who remain silent on this subject.

Gathering information is such a captcha. Only it is not for the protection against robots, but "Prove what you really need".

Per only we can do this: I go in the elevator. From the nephig to do, I raise my eyes to the ceiling of the elevator, and there the inscription in large letters: "E*alo down!"

There are only two things that annoy me in my subordinates: when they call me on every occasion to agree with me on a certain action, and when they don’t call me before they do any action.

I went to the "This" movie with my family for the New Year.
Even the conflict between “Tochta and husband” stopped, and they together covered up this shit.

Who said humans came from monkeys? It has not yet happened.

My sweet and affectionate fighter against corruption.Fighting is just and you need to start from the top, so that the bottom do not want to do so.And then if a librarian is planted for 60 years of age, then everyone is only smashed, and if a minister, like in China, is spit with a pencil and his family will pay for ammunition - this is another matter.

There is not much "Fatherland". Clothes and accessories. As a slogan "Made in Russia. Made with love" He came in, he stumbled. Love is probably to survive.

xxx: Guys, who knows any killing Japanese heavy metal? Throw pls

yyy: Disprosius, iterbius and Samaritan. It is mined by japs from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. I can’t throw away – strategic raw materials, expensive.

These are news:

A citizen has been detained for installing a hidden camera in a female shower. As evidence, a shot from a hidden camera installed by a pool worker is provided.

"To say that lazyly chewing eucalyptus mimic panda, in general, is also a predator"

It means crossing the continents, trees with bamboo and bags with placenta.
Should we continue after that?

I read news. The title hit.
At least 100 people have died in Pakistan as a result of a fuel tank burning.
I couldn’t understand how this could happen until I discovered the news:
The incident occurred on the road in Punjab province. People gathered around the overturned gasoline truck to collect the spilled oil, according to some reports, some of them smoked cigarettes, which caused the fire.

(from the discussion of the film)

Behind colors and sounds is simply impossible to trace, and violence is present in excess - all this to show the viewer the madness of our time. Obviously, not everyone will find the strength to withstand this race until the end."

xxx: Here is this vague "not everyone will find in themselves the strength to withstand this race to the end" - obviously euphemism; to write "fucking invisible nonsense" is somehow not good.

11: when my mom's girlfriend's daughter and her husband were staying in our country, he ate all the rye from the pond, washed it from the water meter (I did not suspect it), cut off the grass and dug the roots from the strawberries.
Chapter 22: Why Is It All That? Did you starve them?
11: They were vegetarians :) By the way, I cooked strawberries from their serving. If you put a lot of lemons there, then it is possible. The color is beautiful. But the trick is that the flowers need to be wet before cooking. They swim and don’t drown. After a while, I took them with both hands and immersed them in the pelvis. And here it turns out, in these flowers so much of everything lives.. and how it broke the rescue on my hands running on my head.. I chested a few days later :))

I will tell you that the tropical rainfall, about moving to Moscow, we are experiencing here in Berlin yesterday and today. And nothing!

Some metro stations are closed. Within is water on the knee. Well, yes, you’re on a low-ground bus, and you have to raise your legs when the wave goes straight down the bus (the door gap is below the water level on the street).

But it's not all scary, the main thing is to stock up with rainflakes and turn away from the trees on the street)

> I see, girls are more dangerous to give birth!

Other than jokes! My conversation with my parents looked like this:
“Maam, why don’t you let me go, Sanka has been released!
You are a boy and you are a girl!
“Why did Olya let go, she’s also a girl!
She has a sister!