I'm looking at advertisements about selling monitors. I hit - Samsung, flat, model like that, with a power unit, but without a hard drive. The price is good, but one. I can understand the power unit, in the old JCs they were separate, in the socket. And here "without a hard disk" I was thrown into a stupor. I’m not an idiot... I’m calling by the phone number – the girl answers, of course! How I am not right away! Selling a monitor with the system (which turns out to be a power unit to it), her friend said that the hard drive was broken and everything needs to be changed. Radical approach to the problem.

For this surprise it is necessary not only to meet the girl, but also to come to her home.

I came to visit my girlfriend, and unnoticedly hid in various places of her apartment (room) candy (her favorite). For example, in the cassette receiver and the compartment for the batteries of the magnetophone (yes, then there were still cassette magnetophone), for the TV, for the aquarium, for the closet, etc. In any place where she does not often look.

After that, at any time, when talking on the phone, you can serve your girlfriend with the same candy, just telling her where to look for her.

I did so.

During a phone conversation, he unfolded a candy right next to the phone microphone and began to chew loudly. her reasonable question. What are you eating? I said I ate a delicious candy. I immediately offered her. Do you want a candy? Take the aquarium.

My girlfriend liked it very much. She admitted that she was searching for sweets all over her room but couldn’t find them. Then I sent her to see in the neighboring room at the TV :).

P.S. My wife and now sometimes throws candy in my pocket.

Small but pleasant.

Smile more often to your loved ones.

and Taxi. Just took two girls to the station. When they sat down, they asked to hurry. The bus leaves in 30 minutes. Driving there by traffic jams 7 points about an hour. I told them right away that 99 percent of the time we didn’t get there. They prayed tears and I went to meet. By the courtyards and goats trails we arrived 5 minutes before departure. At the exit one of them says, “Well, you see, and you said, ‘We won’t have time.’” The second (the first) is that you are behaving. Taxi drivers are breathing.

Three months ago, a young woman came to our office as a dispatcher. Everyone liked it and became friends with everyone. Everything was fine, but only she was too soft in character, and the working brigades were lazy. And when the application was received, she went to the workers herself and asked to gather quickly and go to the facility (emergency service). Of the most offensive words in her vocabulary were "strings", "strings". It was very fun for the workers and they were slowly and reluctantly preparing to leave. Once the girl called the older controller and explained to her that such soft expressions on adult men do not work, something stronger would be needed. But the girl sharply refused to mother in the presence of the elderly)) But one word seemed acceptable to her, because. She considered it to be similar in the sense of delaying time, as the workers did.



And here comes another challenge. The girl can't call the workers (lunch) and she goes to them in the room. He comes in and says, “Yes, Glimpses!!! You have 5 minutes to pick up and get out!!! We are gathering!!”

But it was necessary to think and evolve not from stinking monkeys, but from stinking penguins. Then the fathers would all be cool - the puppies themselves were sown out, and the ladies could go fishing, feed the fish of their nesting husbands and not listen to the nonsense about the alphons.
In addition, in mammals, the child is not hectic, but is more physically and emotionally connected to the mother. Because of the milk as such. So if - like birds, to feed a child chewed food from the mouth, then the parents would have the same "feeding" basis of affection)))

What for... ! to What is the heat balance? Put the boiler, and fuck the physics.

This is a very old classic - why teach geography - the carrier will bring!

Radical folly seems to be a religion too. Many adhere, some even the same.

The son was asked in school to write an illustrated game-quest scenario, where the player finds different items and has to guess what to do with them next. He was there for half an hour in the compass, then with a sad look went out and plunged to dinner. I look at the computer, and there are only two pictures - glue and slats.and (

I will not give you the last word.

Gone with the sexes!
Gender equality is when flooring and coverage are on the same level in all rooms. So a man will make a concrete sticker faster and better than a woman, so in sexual matters the decisive word is behind us!
P.S Puberty - a month under the film and water with water.

Why would a man do it better? Per the right word here is 'professional' and not 'man'? If you take two average men and women of approximately the same age, education and income level, then those who never (both!) did not hear about the floors and their designs and tools in their hands did not hold, but only sat on the windows, thought all kinds of nonsense and mocked their iPhones in coffee, in such conditions who will be better? I think the answer is not a man, unless of course there is no secret way to equate the sexes with a member.

For a lesbian or asexual woman, if she wants to reproduce, the question is a donor bank and easy medical intervention or generally - a genetic pattern and intervention is more complicated, but for men by their own means - not at all.

Kirkor has somehow done it and you can.

A little anecdote.
The man began to develop depression from the fact that his wife does everything better than he does, and still prevents him from doing so. They decided to glue the wallpaper, the man on the third canvas surrendered - the back was sick. My wife cries, but cries. The fence began to paint - the neighbor came with a bubble - the fence was not painted. My wife took it, painted it.
The neighbor decided to encourage: But you can ride higher than her on the fence!
The man rejoiced that at least in something better than his wife, runs to his wife: let's see who is above the fence!
The grandmother raised her shirt, struck her leg and turned 70 centimeters. Here the man pleased breadth spreads, and his wife: Where? Let’s be honest – without hands!

Do you know what trust is?
That’s when the dog comes to fuck you :((

This is what you are saying "coders". We have a project for dogs. In the code there is an entity Dog, which has the property "race". We decided to add a new fit - to leave the cats on the bench. And, in order not to blur, the Dog entity added a new meaning to the breed - Cat.

Let’s look at those who are loud. They talk loudly on the phone in public transportation. Sometimes even headphones don’t help. They go and run all the way. is angry

(The Thoughts of Fantasy)

xxx> Blind, in the army somewhat on the hand of debris failed. The nail was pulled out. It is unforgettable :(
yyy> here’s the same fucking thing happened to my leg) where it all started. I think, and I’ll try to find out what’s there. Hell pain and bleeding. A leak patch with cotton was glued, but the nifiga, in a week, scattered everything around. I had to go to the surgeon yesterday.
zzz> * remembers melancholy how she cut off half of her nail plate. On the left finger of the big leg.
The left thumb of the big foot is much more terrifying than the right thumb of the small foot, our alien fellow!
xxx> The main thing is that the suction on the tints do not hurt.

Top 3 false phrases:
"Then I will tell you"
"Chocolate with me"
"You have successfully unsubscribed from the newsletter"

5 is An abortion requires the consent of both parents.

to warm. In other words, is there a right to tell me what I should do with my body? Including all the joys of pregnancy and the real danger of childbirth? by Natasha. The child will be after birth, and as long as he is an embryo, "Papa" does not yet have "Papa" and has no rights.

Today I was not childishly hanged by the question "Which city does Greenwich pass through?"
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Not everyone is able to answer the question "who wrote the Polonese of Oginsky?", in general.

I go home in the evening and see a new sports bag in the entrance. The big. Filled with something. Hm...

Called the neighbor. They smoked. have thought. Called the police.

Two dirty peppers arrived. They stood. They smoked. have thought.

Then they acted professionally. One of them just pulled a bag. A soft like. The second comrade opened her pencil without fear.

and there...

Hockey style for teenagers.

I am for what. If somewhere they throw up an explosive device and the police arrive, we will all die.

The rap was invented by a man to whom God gave neither a voice nor an ear, but he wanted to speak.