What to buy for your daughter as a gift? What she loves, maybe the designer
YYY: Breaking everything she loves, destroyer buy her

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xxx: I remember one conversation with an American businessman for whom I set up a server:

I: I haven’t seen people using The Bat for a long time! As a mail client.
He: Well, he’s not bad enough. And, in addition, our (US) state bodies did not participate in its development, which is a big plus for me.

The engineer on the porch, not "the satellite of life" you are looking for. Three or four meetings a week is not a date, but an interview. To the position is precisely inflatable and speaking what you want, sheep. And such shepherds, like you, can be seen from a distance, simply by reports on the Internet (or where you meet there so often). And a normal girl will avoid such meetings. And the mercantials immediately hit, it is.

Neradence: Bitter, not cooking. by ROFL:
Mother : No! Listen to further.
She asked me what unit of measurement the chromosome is.
They are measured in things.
In the pieces!
Some got eight. Like the Drosophila.

xxx: Anonymous, what are the first signs of dismissal you know?
yyy: When you come to work, and there the police just take out the equipment and the director =D

Vanguay, in 10 years here will be discussed how to destroy his son from the army, in 20 - how to survive the climax, and in 30 - prostitutes and drug addicts from the second entrance.

<AlinA> you are fuck!
<Qum> someone else?
<AlinA> you said that Caligula is a light erotic.
<Qum>)) and
<AlinA> Have you ever watched it?! to
<Qum> and
<AlinA> And you didn’t think that for the "easy erotics" there is everything somehow too detailed and disgusting?
<Qum> [milk recalls tons of viewed toughest sadomasochistic, transsexual, interracial, interracial porn] No.

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What are the first signs of dismissal you know?
- When you come to work, and there the police just take out the technique and the director.

There is such an anecdote: the husband comes from work smiles, they sit down to dinner, and he shakes. The wife asks, “Why are you so happy?” I was fired from work. – What’s fun here? The others were imprisoned...
Or as in the movie Billy Batgate, where a street boy worked in a gang of gangsters, he was fired before the entire gang was soaked by the competitors. I recommend watching the stars of the actors.

From the talk about ATI education in the universities:
I remember, at the end of 1 or the beginning of 2th was a lab, to make a calculator in C++ builder. So we had a whole race there on fici. Someone was on the radio ;D

We sit with the aunt, we eat dinner, we talk, we speak in guests for the second time, she tells us: as in the afternoon she went to the store, there straight, back through the two courtyards around, and she says,
I always cut the way, I work at the post office!
I did not resist, I say: now it is clear why a package from Frankfurt flies through Vladivostok to Ufa, it so cuts the way.

In fact, it is not the president who wants to become a monarch, and his surroundings already see themselves as warriors.

No need to add anything.

In Volgogradsk collapsed a 20-meter monument to the builders. The monument was erected in 2011.

As they build, so is a monument.

Witnesses say that near the polar station, where Putin and Medvedev came, began to gather unauthorized bears with posters "Dimon, don't shame the name!"

You know #vendorname surprised me.
YYY: No, and what then?
xxx: they sent the dealer certificate to ip Belarylov. Only in the certificate is whitefish. Instead of sending the correct certificate, they sent a letter with the signature of the head of the representation, stating that “Mr. Belorilov is to be considered Mr. Belorybov.” The palm on the face.

Quote from the website of the "Name Guide":
The secret of the name lies in its origin, the number of slogans, sounds... All this determines the character, habits, even the future profession and family life of a person with a rare name.

Comments on rumors that Apple could buy Disney:
Apple decided that buying all the companies in a row was a Google chip, and by habit stole it?

From time to time, the doors of our roads are unlocked. My poor Korean brains react to our roads like a continuous car accident, and they open the doors so that the driver can be caught and rescued. Unfortunately, no one will save me and other drivers from these roads.

How is a three-foot jamb?
It’s like our Vasily Sergeich, he only has three feet to get on.

My wife works in a company that manufactures and sells various kinds of goods and services for business and documentation. Including stamps, stamps and prints.
And here comes their order to make a print for surgeon seals with the logo and the name of the company. The logo depicts an elephant with a geometric relief, under which, in fact, the name is written.
The wife sends the logo to the designer to develop a layout with the accompanying text: "The stamp needs an elephant, and an inscription underneath it. The elephant is just smooth."
After a while, the machete arrives. On it an elephant without a geometric filling, and under it the inscription: "The elephant is just smooth."

April 1, a letter from the provider... "and you have all the IPs white"... ;-)