Thanks to Robert L. Stevenson, the oldest of the famous peoples that inhabited Scotland, the bad reputation of the slopes, who preferred to die than to make at least a modest contribution to the world culture, was established.

feedback to the WiFi router ASUS RT-AC5300 (~23 kWh) in one of the retail networks:
Benefits: If you put a raw egg in the middle, it will boil!
Disadvantages: The product category was selected incorrectly - move to the multi-factory.
The overall impression: Super!

At work, the programmer told that a salutation in Mario happens if at the end of the round the timer ends on the number 1, 3 or 6. And my older brother told me that the salute was started by the spectators who watched me play. If you like it, it will be six.

C is swimming. I wake up at 7:30 a.m. because I want to drink. I usually have a cup of water or juice on the cover table.
C: Generally speaking, for some reason Jack was in the cup.
I don't think I'll go to the office today :D
E: You’re not driving, what do you have with a cup?
C: I also thought so and opened the beer :D

The most common office of the Soviet type, in the middle of the day. A girl enters the office and asks:

Can I see Sergei Sergeevich?

Having received the answer that he went out, he clarifies: “That is, he’s just sitting here, just gone out? Or I was told two sets of numbers - 521 and 773, I forgot that from this phone number, and what - the office, went to check randomly.

Q: What is the composition of the book?
The composition of the book - 100% cellulose
xxx: on cellulose ink composition printed
Would you like the content?
Theme: EU

10 years ago I watched 2 retirees barely fight, discussing the advantages and disadvantages of a greenhouse and a greenhouse.
It doesn’t matter what to fight about. About the corals finish - you can talk about the greenhouses.

For most women, a thick ass is just good :-)
yyy: But sometimes it goes straight into the shoulders without narrowing in the middle :)

The driver who ran into a crowd in New York said he had “heard voices.”

of naturally. The Voice. From the crowd: Be careful! Stand up! Where are you, Muddy?! to

One man in a joke to someone else's throw suggested the topic of eating a cornflower with cream. The shit really started.

bfz: Why do cigarette packs have such awful inscriptions and pictures? My kids are smoking! by Facepalm
I was once forced to smoke a pack of cigarettes.
I don’t smoke the package now.

From Fresh to Fresh

What is your hobby?
and cooking.
Are you preparing?
and em.

Announcement of the Secretary (c:) in the corporate chat:
After lunch there will be no meeting.
XHH: What happened?
C: The boss came from the tax office and everything changed cardinally.
Irina, well, your mother, now everything is going to change.
Learn Russian, learn Russian!! to

I bought the injury to protect myself from the hooligans.
WOW: Well and how?
The hologram has been removed (((

Yesterday evening I stood in the kitchen, baking a potato, and unexpectedly opening the lid I stuck to the pot standing next to it. Because the cover of the times of the USSR, large and iron, it issued a lengthy gong and I automatically issued to the whole apartment "Alexander Druz will be answered", and there is a wild rust from the street, and a scream "You are good." To say that I wore nothing to say, the 11th floor is still. A neighbor smoked in the window.

Coming to the interview for the executive director's place such a tough lady is good in the years. A magnificent list of services - the director of one enterprise, another, third, the chief of the shop... In general, the conversation went well. And here our general asks the question:

“I see, the last ten years you have been working in the lab... And we have a horde of harsh men here, never intelligent. Are you sure you will manage?

The lady looks at him over her glasses and says:

I started my career as a primary school teacher. Are you sure that your harsh men are worse than three dozen children who do not want to learn, and the knowledge in them must be crushed?

After the ban of Russian sites in Ukraine finally became clear why Ukrainians visa-free. After the introduction of visa-free Ukrainians will be able to travel to Warsaw to sit in VKontakte.

If the program is proprietary, you have to be silently prepared for what it will do with your data the most terrible things you can imagine.
YYY: Keep going, I’ve got up.

In order to create a visibility of work, you need to at least know how the work looks.

To the story of May 17 about communication in English at a bakery in Peter.

On the contrary, I live in the USA. I walk somewhere in the street in Houston, I look at a small garden like that, right in the center of the city, and immediately a black farmer stands and sells the products from this garden: tomatoes, greens... In America, as you know, there is nothing to eat, all the food is brought for thousands of miles processed and packaged, and here - directly from the garden. I approach, and I hear a leaving buyer throwing in Russian: “Goodbye.” I looked, because there was no one else there, and answered in every case, “Goodbye.” Here this black farmer asks me:
Do you speak Russian?
I stumbled on him:
Do you speak Russian?
The Negro, clearly enjoying the situation:
What is this! He speaks Russian and you speak, and I speak Russian too!

This is the negative story in Peter.
After talking a little with me, the Negro split up: he is a refugee from the Congo and lived for some time in the Moscow region. And Houston has a program to help refugees when they are temporarily given unused land in Houston under a garden and taught how to grow vegetables. Refugees have income, citizens have the opportunity to buy cheap and fresh vegetables, and instead of shameless deserts - gardens.