We have a worker on all hands master. And one day the boss sent him to one of our offices "put" doors.
The work is done, it is a sin not to mention this case - the store is nearby. Upon returning, he got in the eyes of the boss and he asks him: "Well, they put?" and he answers: "What they put! For his drinks!" The boss, of course, suspected the wrong thing.

Alexander Tishin:...And in general: what is the nonsense: "a concerted protest with the authorities"? It’s about like a thief-coordinated warning setup or a ‘violator-coordinated egg pinch’.

Rabinovich, what you gave the young people at the wedding.
- I gave a coupon to buy with a discount in my store. Good last year, but good.

Correspondence of installation engineers gave:

Evgeny: in the eye
Alexis: by feelings
and to represent
If I were a tube.
Alexey: Where would I turn?
Alexey: and where to put the resistance
To lay a pipe, you have to think like a pipe, you have to become a pipe.

This is who would take the sculpture of the whisper...

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"The last breath of Mr. PJ" must come.

Article "How to get out of a falling elevator":
As soon as you feel that the elevator is falling, immediately lie on your back on the floor of the elevator. In this position, the impact force will be evenly distributed throughout the area of your body.

XXX: What if it is sick?
YYY: If you stay alive because you lie on the floor, there will be a chance to wash. And if you die, you will also die in sleep. Better to lie down.

When I was a little boy, I was 4 years old, my brother, who is 2 years older than me, was often allowed what was not allowed to me. Because I was “still too young.” I was not satisfied. He even made hysterics. But my mom found a compromise: she said that when I get older than my brother, I can do whatever I want. I was happy... for a while.

The shrinking merchants are not embarrassed to exhibit a naked cottage with five-digit valuables on the windows.

Dick if the people are willing to pay five-digit amounts for the ketai (more precisely, for a branded shilling no matter what), then why not trade? and ;)
"As long as there are fools in the world... " as it was sung in one educational film =)

In the morning, a weekend, I sit down, stuck in the monitor, I read Picaba, suddenly text from an unknown number: "Buy mayonnaise, butter and eggs! This is my new number.”

Well, I think, the wife from the new number writes, no one else, dressed, went to the store, bought everything on the list...

In the evening, the wife returns from work, putting out of a bag of mayonnaise, butter and eggs:

“This is how I asked! Why did you get a new number? »

and taaaak! We call an unknown number to ask who needs products there... It turned out that the aunt bought a new smartphone, rewrote the number of all the closest relatives from the notebook and, sending a message to her husband, somehow managed to make a newsletter. So the refrigerators were replenished in the shurin family and my parents.

The Conversation

Cruciferous and cabbage are undoubtedly seductive, but the Pashelons are pleasant in conversation, although they are slightly interlingual. A matter of taste, though.

No matter what you say, I still prefer vegetables to mushrooms. They have a better imagination and sense of humor. But if you want a wise interlocutor, dig potatoes. but not green: she is not very in terms of life experience, all summer glowing with her naked ass, like a prophorset...

I sit at a meeting, read about the Ancients, the Elders, the Kthulhu, I do not touch anyone, I listen to my colleagues in my ears. And then there is a heartbreaking scream, turning into a scream, full of bullying and pain.
God did not give his soul.
It turned out - connected by link a colleague who is sitting at home with the child, and it was he who issued such a scream into the microphone of my mother's laptop.

I have been renting housing for 2 years. The housewife is a normal woman, without a whimper. Sometimes we talk to her about this, we drink tea together with plushes. But yesterday, we also sat down, we talked, then a little pause and she asked me, “Listen, what’s your name?”

xxx displays photography: on a dark background oil towers, equipment, steam, light projectors.

This is how we look like a bush mining in -46
Will there be a day photo?
XXX: This is the day.

RadChand: I remembered the case in the auto school. The prepod says: “...the sign is a large load... with diagonal red-and-white stripes directed from the upper-left angle to the lower-right.” The blonde from somewhere from the first batch looks at the sign and asks: “Have you said the stripes from the left-up to the right-down, and then from the right-down to the left-up?” How can you not believe the jokes about blondes?

In general, every leap from dirt in the prince ends in the same way: in all directions flies of spectacular, but extremely tasteless luxury. Those wishing can read Molière, the play "The Meanman in the nobility" :)

I remember the “Friends” series. Joe, having received a good role in the series, moves to a separate apartment. He immediately buys all the nonsense. and on credit :)
After losing the role, he is forced to return and return everything he bought, except for the statue of the dog, which he did not like, but which he bought at the exit.

The colonization of Antarctica:
Wild frosts and constant snowfall can still be tolerated, but environmental organisations make life simply unbearable.

Customers are confused
It breaks the software.
As an administrator, I am strongly opposed to the use of broken software.
It doesn’t matter how he works at home.
I walk home naked and in boxing gloves.
But it is home

YYY: What about gratitude?
xxx: the mouth
Oh, oh, I wanted to say, not now! was sealed!
It is too late :)

XXX: I remind you once again.
If you want to scratch each other again, keep in mind that there are two continents on the planet named after one man.

For the jeans.
China is on our side. And yes, from one factory, pants with a flat line go to boutiques, with curved but tolerable - to shops, and curved - to the market. But: in China, if you do not go on the occasion with guides and do not go on the tourist centre for the Russians, but go where the Chinese themselves are loaded - quite decent jeans can be bought for 250 rubles. And if you try to speak Chinese and trade like a fall, that is. If you show respect, you will be given after jokes and laughter for 150 r.