I had a classmate Sasha at the institute. When fasting began, the whole group tried to go to lunch with her in truths and falsehoods. Because Sasha believed that she observed fasting, and did not like to restrict herself in food. In general, to observe the idea of how she invented scams on the go, why this is not a violation of the post, it was very fun.

In general, my favorite for all times - "Travellers are relieved, and I came from the other end of the city to the institute!". There too - "Well, not good, of course, but not to interrupt the kefir diet, only two days left...".

In short, I was 10 years old when I finished. Sasha five years ago went to PMJ in another country and her traces were lost, and the dates of fasting still every year by the habit of myself.

It turned out that I watched the film "Gravity" in the theater of the city of Korolev, where the CUP and RKK "Energy" are located. In the room, probably, a good half were people, one way or another connected with space. I can only say one thing: laughter while watching was like a comedy on the screen. Especially "successful" the authors of the episode, when Sandra Bullock found on an empty Russian space station forgotten (!) A bottle of vodka under the pilot's chair, and in the final, when she, having made a tough landing, in a minute got up and beautifully went to sunset half naked and in fashionable pants.

> Mulder, da udder

And I know him! He is Serbian. and young.

Sometimes we suffer not because we don’t have something, but because we think it should be. and your cap.

Christ has risen!
Thank you, of course, but I am a Muslim.
Natasha: I am sorry. Allah has resurrected.

There was a little secret in the family - it turns out, my mom's older brother is not the son of my grandfather, his grandmother gave birth to the first husband. It was hidden from everyone, they only learned after the death of all three, when the papers were ripped. I ask my mom - but aunt Dasha (our relative) always said: it is necessary, as the genes bizarrely mixed: Jura to Daddy is not at all like, only the nose one-on-one is the same! Where did this nose come from?

My mother answered very grimly that they both broke their noses at the time, and the strange bump in both - from the surgeons of the city hospital, and the genes here are nothing to do with.

The doctor came for Easter. The Cologne provider tries to send a long SMS from a family member from the village:

... and you! □□ and□

You can’t say it short, Ferguson.

xxx: Suddenly I realized that “The Tale of the Golden Cock” is a story about how the gentleman ignored the instructions of the security sysadmin.

Robert Taylor, one of the creators of the Internet, died at the age of 85.
In 1968, he wrote: “In a few years, people will be able to communicate more effectively with machines than face-to-face.”

I am looking at Yandex "B61-12 price". In the issue of the news about the last test of this American bomb, and at the very bottom Yandex.Market issued 71 offers to buy at a favorable price. And that’s despite the fact that they produced only 17 thousand.

Juliet, you are beautiful!
What did I look at you?
You are here alone.
(KVN, team "CP", 2005)

I know a man whose naked feet of boys in shorts still cause anger and outrage. This is the master of production training of welders at PTU.

And here we understand the real reason for the anger of the companion. He is not a fighter for morality, but for TB.

In the bushes is no longer a piano, but an accidentally held philharmonic orchestra.

We discuss the personal life of a man who had a cat with every new girl.

Since I have a cat from a former marriage, I am a multi-child cat.

Finally in Peter's New Year with Easter met!

BGH is The essence of self-defense in Russia is not to protect your life, health, property, etc. all available or prepared in advance methods, and then how to retaliate from criminal prosecution?

In fact, Hell is almost the same as Russia, only there you do not have to look for work and pay for housing.
Russia, in which you do not have to find work and pay for housing, is what all communists dream of.

xxx: Yesterday I was looking for the chords of the song of the Krematorium "Club with ice". Today, contextual advertising offers me seedlings of trees and shrubs, soil and fertilizers.
yyy: Imagine if you were "Little Girl" looking for =)))

The internet was ripping, the networking equipment was boiling, but nothing could prevent modern believers from sharing their selfies in the temples.
YYY: So that’s why my night trip to the overwatch broke. How about without a multiplayer?
zzz: The classic game Prastichospade offers the best multiplayer that has become canonical for this MMORPG. Right now a crowd of players under my window went on a raid toward the temple.
In the temple of Manah Regen +200, Amen!

To all who advocate the ban on shorts and other shorts – go to Afghanistan or Iran. You will like there.