New York, the 1950s, almost fully assimilated family in the Bronx. The son has graduated from school and is seeking to master new knowledge in a higher education institution. He prefers California Berkeley: first, far from his parents; and secondly, this university was already famous for its liarness and freedom of morals.
The father, realizing that he cannot fail to fulfill his parental duty, accompanies his son with a penetrating speech.
and Yakov! I’m not going to tell you not to smoke, you’ll smoke anyway. I’m not going to convince you not to drink – that’s not the situation. I’m not even going to warn you about the inadmissibility of uncontrolled sex – you’re young and hot. I ask you only one thing – don’t get married to a chic.
and Dad! As is possible!! However, we have preserved some of the tradition not to marry non-Jews!
But Dad was in great doubt.

Yasha went to the other end of the United States of America and immediately plunged into a seamless student life. No, don’t think – he studied, but at the same time drank and smoked. And somewhere in the 3rd grade, the young man was fascinated by a girl from another faculty - a white-haired beauty with Swedish roots. Sympathy was mutual and at a certain stage of relationships Yasha offered Helena a hand and heart. Ura to!
But in response he heard a broad explanation of the situation:ly the girl grew up in a deeply religious family and environment, with daily reading of the books of the Old Testament, where the main character is the Jewish people. And Helena is ready to become the wife of the representative of the chosen people. But she is deeply aware that she must be worthy of her chosen one and, like the biblical Ruth, she must join the people of the Covenant, taking on all their laws. Go through the Gyur procedure.

And as much as Jacob did not persuade her, explaining about opium for the people and medieval obscurantism, the girl was relentless. Over the course of the year, she attended special courses, studied laws, customs and basic prayers. Finally, the rabbis drafted a document, Helena plunged into the Mykva, leaving there with the name of Ruth-Haya. And then - the wedding rite "hupa" according to strict orthodox rules. The elderly parents were not present, but they were waiting for the young on their Atlantic coast.
And at this time, Haya built a Jewish traditional lifestyle in a rental apartment near the university: with shabbat and other attributes of centuries-old tradition.
Finally, New York parents cannot withstand and with tears in their eyes on the phone demand the arrival of the young.
Okay Dad. We will come to you on Sunday.
Why Sunday, why Sunday? Come on Friday for the weekend and get there!
Oh my dad. I told you what happened in our family. Why do you have these problems at home: shabbat, candles, meat and milk, pots - you have long been used to all this. I will not get used to...

After a bit of silence, the father breathes hard and says:
And I told you, don’t marry a chic.

I read the Bible, I went to church... The book is better.

For women, communication is when the mouth is ventilated. It is not necessary to listen to the interlocutor.
I showed my mother a video. He noticed how he communicated with his neighbor. They are standing and talking to each other at the same time. My mother didn’t understand why I laughed. At the same time, she listened to the voices on the recording and said, "Oh, that's what she was talking about!
I fell and began to roll.)

Nick> Different types of translit interfere sometimes more dangerously than vodka with beer.
Nick> “How lvjonok i 4erepaha peli pesnju.avi”.
Nick> 4 years old. by Blythe, Blythe and four.
Nick> The Four Herpes of the Moscow Herpes.

<xxx>Talking with a colleague, she complains, carefully hinting on the inconsistency of her image and expressions. She is justified: “Don’t pay attention – I’ve had a tough day... the last six months.”

On the occasion of the arrest of the host Pavel Lobkov, who walked around the center of Moscow in the costume of a member.

and Spring! The leader, celebrating, walked through the center in the form of x@i!

Comments on the Tamagochi release:
"The main task of tamagochi is to make the user suffer))"

Pizdec, blade, a great thing - a layer, even an adult person carries it in his hands without much joy, trying not to shrink too much, dragging it on the asphalt. But at the age of ten, the same man dragged her to school and back when he went in the shape of a children's camp with a daytime sleep after lunch. Now I understand that we must have been prepared for the worst, hardened, sown off the weakest.

In such moments, I understand that I shouldn’t complain about my childhood.

XX: "Ohuleards of rubles", the day began with a new word from the palette of the great and powerful! ))))

The Olympics)

Zzz: The Mouthcells

Straga: I burned the engine in the vacuum cleaner, I go to the spare parts site and see my engine with the tag "SALE LEADER".
Think about whether you should buy a motor or not.

A woman who works at the factory came to us today. She had to solve two issues:
1st Find out if there is no programming vacancy for her son, who defends his diploma in the summer
2nd Wouldn't any of the programmers write a program for this son's diploma, or he can't.

There is no day here, there is a circus. I burned a lamp in the toilet. When they will be replaced is unknown.

And now guess what the warehouse goes to the toilet as a lighthouse?

Fuck you guess!

Pabababababam, the drumming... with the cow!!!! to

with the lupus. with circular lighting. Okay it is. But the men are unhappy about this.)

xxx: Assess the degree of your boredom on a 10-point scale
Tagged with: 9,125

And yes, normal female clothes of small sizes exist. Even in the same teenage department, only for girls!

Pink color, with glitters or printable drawings? Wear it yourself.

Anastasia: I generally like breakdowns.
Anastasia: but at the same time that the guy is smart
Are these features not contradictory to each other?
Anastasia: No, you can be a smart dealer.
Andrei: Do you know such people?
Anastasia: there was one brilliant example, it was recently removed

Recently opened in front of my house a new fitness club, well, I went to try, so to speak (I have a multi-subscription, I can go to any clubs of this network).

To get there, you have to go up to the third floor, and only the stairs. And here I go and immediately after me a man, frankly, not thin. It was light, that is, no bag, no bag, nothing. I thought I was going to buy an abbonement. My guess was confirmed, the phrase was epic:

Noah, you have to go up the stairs.

He turned and left.

What kind of potato was it? Because for a bag of Lorch, grown on whole clay without nitrogen overfeeding, you can get married to himself, without his farmer. And the bag of the watery Meteor has not fallen for nothing, you just eat it, so that it does not ruin.

In the evening, the cats were stuck on the blanket.
XXXX: 2 members
YYY: I would have spent after such a strict code-reju.
ZZZ: The Revival

I don’t like Logan at all. The price and characteristics of the norm
Logan is good. Do not even doubt.
I'll be hard, I'll feel insecure in such a car (
ууу: *showing photo of Chery QQ sedan* just you didn't ride a car, looks like a crashing cat)

XXX: Is there anything? I’ll be back by the end of the week, I guarantee.
yyy: A guarantee without defining the responsibility of the parties is either a lie, an election campaign, or a constitution. Sorry for the tautology. and triple.