I go down in the late dawn to the sea, in front of the passage under the bridge, which runs the "Lastock", the wheels at the level of my eyes. I am sending an SMS to a Jeep lover:
The biggest clearance is electric.
The answer comes:
In the aircraft.

Friday is such a magical day when at mid-fifth at the end of the working day you can scratch the whole week.
in the budget area and for the month, and for the quarter, and for the year

XXX: The man crossed three times before entering the office of Beeline.

YYY : Aha Three times crossed, bowed into the boiler and boiled there.

News: Experts predicted a reduction in the number of hospitals to the level of 1913.
This is all you need to know about the current socio-economic course of the country))

I demand that the forgiveness of children to the faith be regarded as the incitement of minors.

Is that how to understand?

"5th summer son"

The fifth year? Do you have a seventh daughter?

When I was a kid, I wanted a cat, and my mom’s shirt was very similar. I often played with her, slept on her, but apparently she was too big and at some point I cut out a piece, about the size of a cat, right in the middle.
My cat was then bought.

I work in a women’s group. Every time I leave the office, I turn on my cell phone and leave it on my desk. In the evening, I listen to what those frogs were trembling behind my back. Now I know for sure who is a liar creature and who is not.

Today we had information in the city about the replacement of a shopping center. Fortunately it all happened. As 112 said, "the information has not been confirmed." And thank God.

So one middle-aged girl demanded that I bring her for free. And already after the cancellation of all information about the mining. And her route did not even pass close to the place of the CP. The main argument was “in Peter was driven.” I say, that is how it all ended. Information has not been confirmed. She said, “Oh, you just want to make money.

Fuck, I didn’t think it was so. All the way I proved to her that she was having a hernia. Now I realize that it was useless, but then it burned. He said, “They write about you correctly. You just want to get rid of it, shit. No need to write about you. You need to be cut like a pig. The fascists.”

That kind of shit.

The law on the protection of the feelings of believers. Believers are either good or nothing.

One programmer who leaves on Friday with a scream of "I fucking such a job," but who comes on Saturday because the deadlines are burning, is worth ten managers, day by day like a poppy repeating the mantra of "I love my company."

The most striking moments since the meeting of the Deputy Minister of Education of the Irkutsk region E. A. Torunov with students of the pedagogical institute (the meeting took place last week):

1st When asked by students about the salaries of teachers, the Deputy Minister replied: "To start a conversation with the salary is banal." But still the amount indicated: 5000 rubles a month. To the question, why so little, followed the answer: "Did you, when you entered the pedinstitut five years ago, did not know that the teacher has a small salary? What do you expect?"

2nd To the comment "But do you have to eat something?" the answer was the following: "You will also say that you want to rest abroad. Neither to have a normal car, nor to provide your family well you with your work will not be able – just forget about it. Your work should just give you satisfaction"

Three The student-psychologist asked the question: "How to still motivate a person to go to work in such conditions to school?". The answer was "Nothing. I only rely on your love for the profession". Then one student allowed herself to object: "This is not a motivation, but a demotivation to the profession as such. What would you do if 80% of graduates did not want to go to school after the meeting? andquot; The answer was: "Then I will come here next year"

- Explain what laws, what physics work, if you remove the washed clothes from the car, you find ALL the clothes in the underwear? Inside is!
Small things are afraid of the noise of the engine and are hidden in the carpet. He is big, he protects.

Designers are such designers.
I stumble in the garage. A friend, a designer, helps the guy give this stuff.
I say, give a flat screw.
With a green pen?
I realize I don’t have such a screwdriver.
It was like a blue-yellow.
My friend: Noah Blue and yellow give green.
It’s good! ?

Zzz: It’s good that I’m sixteen and I won’t live to a bright future.

Spring is not coming because we haven’t lost everything yet.
WOW: She will not have a chance at all.

Announcement by Aviano:

Stangencycle
Priced
of 350 rubles.
The Seller
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Type of equipment: Beauty salon
Absolutely new!
The best assistant for the broommaker.
The spread line with graduation by mm will allow you to determine retractions, distances between the eyebrows, height, width, length of the body and tail.
With the help of the line, you can easily make spots in the shape of the eyebrows and model perfectly identical eyebrows.

The main thing is that the clothes of your daughter, your friends or relatives, fit your son.

The clothes of my older daughters are perfect for my son. And you in the universe, girls strictly in pink and boys in blue and for replacement shootings?

A half-known girl wrote on Skype. All standard, hello, what do you do, and then:

She: Wouldn’t you be upset if I said that I wrote to you drunk?

I: No, what are you.

Sometimes I just say such nonsense.

I: It’s okay, don’t even freeze.

Pause for 5 minutes.

She: I was kicked out in the hallway, I went to the bathroom, slipped and fell into it all. Here I lie and write to you.

I, about myself: “Why couldn’t you say that it was embarrassing! ? to Why, why and why?

She takes a selfie.

I: “I have started”

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An interesting thought...

<Carl Mars> Leave the Red Planet to the Communists, capitalist dwarfs.

Then this planet should be left blue.