<@edgbla> > The Ministry of Justice filed a lawsuit with the Supreme Court on March 17 to ban Jehovah’s Witnesses in Russia.
<@edgbla> well no
<@F1ReB4LL> Ministry of Justice
<@F1ReB4LL> for false testimony what?

News on one of the portals of Belarus: In Belarus began sales of the new BMW 5-Series. The first buyer is an Olympic champion in trampoline jumping.
One of my comments is: jumped.

My teeth have always been ugly. Genetics, sweets and lenien. In the eighth grade I had a tooth illness, so bad that it was impossible to postpone a visit to the doctor. I took the card in the registry of our clinic and sat and waited. Besides me in front of the office was a very straight and tight girl. We have talked.

- I need to tear my tooth, - said Anja, - I would not go myself, I am very afraid. I promised my parents to go. I can’t do anything, I went and enough.



We jokingly discussed options for jumping out of the window, barricading the door of the office and calling the police for violence against children.



The door of the office opened and the next one was called. My friend unfortunately exhaled and escaped in the office, and five minutes later there were terrible sounds. Very long thunder and thunder. Of course, the fear-burned imagination painted horrifying pictures of violence. And five minutes later, Anya joyfully left the office and whispered: "I was tried to catch, but I did not give up! She’s so fun running around the chair, tired!”



I didn’t believe it, but the doctor had his hand tied. When I grabbed the bandage, the woman explained, “First I tried to escape through the window, then I bitten. “Are you not going to bite?”



I haven’t bitten since then. The doctor promised.

Will you borrow 1,000 rubles before Friday?

YYY: No

XXX is OK. To your next 10 questions, I will also answer “No”!

YYY: well

Do you borrow 1000 rubles before Friday?

LIKE: Well, all the professionalism in our work is well described by the phrase from the 12 chairs: Kiss, tell me as an artist to the artist... do you know how to draw?

Students send individual tasks: they are already aware that they should not use the names of boxes with pupsik, satana666 and others. I see spam – there is a message from some Fimas Half-Jed. Half-Jid interested – I see, and this is an individual work from the student.

Agatha Christie has all the songs about love.
Not always people, not always alive, not always alive, not always people.

That’s the same... and tell, задолбун, to those who have already given birth to healthy children – can you finally smoke, drink and walk without a hat?

The full season of The Simpsons was shown in 1989.In one of the first series, she was congratulated on her 34th birthday. For the 30th consecutive season, she still has 34. I was 34, and in 1989 I was seven.

I’ve been working since the morning like I’m being paid here.

Waiting for the train. On the platform in front of me sits a guy with a phone and whispers in it:
Iris, listen to me! Only to nobody! The Secret! Only you and Nathan know.
The world is so narrow.

In my free time from work, I work as a taxi driver or a bomb, as you want. I work through one of hundreds of mobile apps. And just recently, having decided to finish before the main job, I go on order with a comment:

One child will go. by ul. This is the house, entrance 6.

Usually, the child should be taken to school.

I go straight to the entrance, I wait. The waiting time passes and the child never comes out. And suddenly, finally that! A 8-9 year old girl comes out of the entrance and goes to my side. I helpfully open the back door and... She passes by. As it turned out, it was not my client, a minute later the boy I brought to school came out.

I hope my mom didn’t see her daughter coming out of the entrance and a stranger invites her to get into the car.

xxx: Beautiful just seen) Goes in love a couple, cute such, handles hold) Girl, the height of no 180 minimum + heels, and a boy above her almost to the head. They call each other small ?

At the "round table" in order to familiarize all participants (10 people) the host proposed such a game: each calls his name and on the first letter of his name comes up with some adjective characterizing it.

and Olga. and charming.

and Cyril. and pronounced.

by Oleg. and cautious.

and Sergey. The sports.

There is a man who talks to his neighbor and doesn’t listen to anyone else.

Q: What is your name?

The Roman.

and?

and? ? to

Application of Which?

and Roman. and cautious.

A designer is when - you make two options, one steep and TZ, and the second is done on the offset or specially "high", so that the customer on the contrast adopted the first.

And the customer, with admiration, accepts the second and says something good and how subtly captured the essence of the task.

And the first you do 99% of the time, and the second in a couple of hours, before sending to the customer.

Just a reader
A frozen hopper from the poor Mukhosransk arrives in the capital and breaks into the people, using his father's army acquaintances, joining a powerful group, dropping to all in a row. In the course of the plot, he is constantly killing someone for someone, something or something. He performs the strenuous instructions of the wife of the boss, someone's son. All the time, a little sex. Sometimes darkly executes one of the former lovers, an evil grandmother of difficult fate. He went to war and received an officer's rank.

A. Duma "Three Musketeers"

The most funny thing is that all these Christians in the comments regret that we now have a decline in culture and all that, but before it was better! It only seems that they have forgotten that "earlier"religion was thrown in the neck. Per that is why it was better that children from a young age did not have faith in God in heaven, but were involved in science?

Yesterday I went into the elevator, I watched the entrance door open and two girls from the age of 14-15 running with a scream hold the elevator. When they ran, they looked at me, and one said - no, we will not go with you, the other said - and why did we go there. Here I say, girls that I will not go with you and press the button.

Well, they are on the har of these girls, then they will be on the transfer of Malakhov, or I.

Andrei Borisovich, 47 years old

[15:28:41] Sergey : Hello to you, Artem. How is your health?
[15:57:26] Arthem : Hello
Tolerance, I will come tomorrow.
[16:11:45] Sergey : shave, the pass was photographed today, maybe tomorrow will be too
Arthem: They will not recognize me then.
[16:22:34] Sergey: tomorrow too will be photographing, come in costume
[16:30:25] Arthem: Okay thank you
[16:30:30] Arthem: in a wolf costume I will come
I thought you would wear the nurse’s suit.
[16:32:51] Arthem: He is not smooth

You just need to make a film about Nelson Mandela with a thin red Irishman in the lead role.

I, a white woman of the European type with Asian (mongoloid) incisions, want to play Barack Obama!