Tolerance is yes.
In our base floor is stored a line of unlimited length.

Yesterday there was a fun conversation at the box office of our supermarket:
I didn’t recognize you without a hat.
Usually without a child.
And that too, yes.

Collective image of Katenka - a hat and a boy

Two different companies have fun. One of the companies celebrated the wedding (the second day of the celebration, there were only young people)There a lady from a neighboring company begins to shoot the eyes in the direction of the company celebrating the wedding. A guy cries on her, they both go out in a cigarette, the lady started hanging on the guy. They agreed to go to the toilet. The man was at a party with his wife. But Madame came up with a super plan, first she went, and the guy in a couple of minutes followed her. They are collected mean they are in the toilet, at this time for the purposes of cleaning a cleaner is submerged in the toilet. The toilet was for one person. The door was closed, the cleaner was waiting. But the door was not opened, thinking that maybe the man got bad, she went down and took the key. When she opened the door, she was so shy of what was going on, that the whole restaurant was screaming "HELP HERE" The guards and these two companies ran to these screams. The unfaithful husband was taken with a rack, the wife was in shock. After seeing it, she immediately headed to the exit to the closet. Near the wardrobe, the husband slipped on his knees and asked for forgiveness, she did not forgive and said that she would file for divorce, she left in tears. The lady who was weak on the forehead was married. Her husband was not in the restaurant at the time. The cleaner then said: I don't understand why I was so upset, and even such a phrase.

P.S. the story was told by the wardrobe worker with whom he worked.

and rb_kg
By the way... When I was studying at Istfak, we had three separate courses on the history of the main Abrahamic religions. The course on the history of Judaism was led by a secular teacher, though a Jew. The course on the history of Islam was led by a secular teacher, though Kyrgyz. The course on the history of Christianity was led by an Orthodox priest. I don’t know exactly, but judging by the size of the golden clock – not the last rank in the capital temple. In a traditionally Muslim country. By the idea, these three courses are the same, but if in Judaism and Islam we have studied the origin of religions, their main postulates and interaction with other confessions throughout history, then in Christianity we have broken the dates of Ecumenical Councils and the names of Orthodox figures. And yes, although the subject was called “History of Christianity,” we studied exclusively Orthodoxy. The Catholics were concerned only in one lesson, where the Father-Teacher explained to us in detail that the Catholics are secret slaves of the Jews, subordinate to their will, and the Jews prepare the coming of the Antichrist and enemies of all living.

» and nahuya you "spermotoxicists" offer activities / entertainment / events? What special kind of religion is it to chew yourself with a stick and scream that it hurts?

By default, I consider any person to be a human being, not a concerned male/mercantil female, no matter how many I encounter. And until a person manifests himself in this sense, I continue to consider him to be normal, who is interested in simply socializing, like any other normal person. I don’t put stereotypes on people based solely on their gender, and I treat them like people—just as I want them to treat me. That is, I am friendly and invite you to spend time together. If a person is called to eat together, he is called to eat, the rest is in his head. If there is anything but food and relaxed communication, then it is worth to go to a psychotherapist and not look for hints and see friends everywhere. It’s in your head, like everything else. It’s you who put yourself up with a stick and suffer from wet fantasies regardless of your age and social status, not us. It’s bad for you, not for us and our "just friends".

Taxes for those who do not pay taxes? The problem is that real tuna eaters just have a formal job with all the deductions, only they don’t work, but rather even harm. I think everyone understands who I am talking about.

American Mormon preacher beats Brazilian robbers

Sorry, I always confuse Snow White and Beauty. And with Alexandra Grey.
Yyy: Stop fluffing, we’re going to the movie here.
Zzz: Are you against the creativity of Alexandra?
yyy: Well you, no, I watch her videos as training courses
Zzz: Is Sashuna Tea currently programming?
Yyy: Well, Python in her video is...
XXX: Which version?
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XXX: Yyy is itching your scratch. Right now here.
Zzzz: I am ashamed to ask. What is she chewing there?
XXX: The Hair
zzz: As a mathematician, of course, I understand that this is still not an accurate answer, but I will probably not clarify further. Maybe I don’t want to know that.
XXX: Whether you like it or not, but she scratched the beetle. Now he tries to fall asleep, but I am afraid I'm ridding too loudly

In Kharkiv, a carpenter found a grenade in a garbage tank

Where did all this come from?
The Echo of War.

The guy familiar with the girl communicated for quite a long time, met, spy-vili if possible. Time goes by and the girl began to sink, like, let’s take the apartment off, let’s live together. The guy for a long time went to rejection, sport, study, work out more... what a family life, but in the end the girl broke him. to try. How there lived well or badly, but after three months she comes home from work, and he packs things for leaving. He says that in another two weeks, it is plotted forward, live if necessary. There was a discussion on “What is the problem?” No problem, I tried and didn’t like it. During the interrogation, the man gave the following explanations:

- You spend your grandmothers only on yourself, on cosmetics, coffee and sweaters (which you then distribute to your friends), and I pay for everything. Apartment, food and the internet. I have no money for myself at all. I work more, I miss training because of this, and the money is much less. No free time at all. I was late, where were you? Do I have to go to training alone? Don’t meet with friends on the weekend. Why do I have to follow you all day long as I am bound to walk? Especially in shops. I forgot when I played the game. Television is one, and who chooses the program? I go to bed at 23:00 and get up early, you at 3:00 and sleep until 12:00. One hemorrhoids shorter, I did not understand this joke. not interesting.

The Hockey:

He smashed the ointment.
I thought I would go quickly.
H is there.

What have you just put on? "A song about crying"
- Actually "Romances about tears", but thank you for at least not "Particles about crying"...

Friendship is friendship, not even intimate. Absolutely.
And a friend, it is when the "girl" in all possible ways hints on a possible continuation and at the same time "dynamite".

Well yes yes yes. "Let’s go down to the coffee shop, eat hunting", "Do you want to go out with a company on [name_film]?", "I go on horses tomorrow, go together, it will be fun", "What do you do on the weekend? I plan to go to a concert in another city / in nature / at a festival / in the zoo / for an exhibition, don't you want a comania?", "Lesha, I have cranes, I have a cat died, help distract" - here are just a few of the examples that for some reason the vast majority of male individuals from 16 to 45 considered a hint to continue. Cheers to you, dear ones? And why did the female friends perceive exactly the same proposals adequately, rather than as lesbian podcats? In a spermatoxic, any offer to spend time together, and even just a conversation from boredom, is already a hint for continuation. It’s not a girl’s problem, believe me.
And yes, an important clarification for lovers to build guesses. I never talked about paying my bills or anything else, and all these people knew this very well from their previous experience of communicating with me.
I agree with the previous commentator. The girl in most cases just wants to be friends, and you go everywhere with your piss.

The doctor prescribed a tomography. At the family council, they discussed whether to do it immediately for money or sign up for free. On the evening in the news story that the mummy from the Pushkin Museum was examined on a tomograph.

I: Here mummies free tomography done.

Timothy (9 years old): So she waited!

XXX: Hello

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I am okay, I do nothing. I do not owe money.

XXX: Go and go!

The story happened before the New Year. I go to Ashan to shop, and two guys follow me on the sidewalk. And they discuss their friend quite loudly, and the Caucasian accent and characteristic words, such as "brother" at each appeal, are heard quite clearly. The guys are young, talking in addition to the "chicks" twists. And then there is a phrase that I hadn’t expected to hear: “Brother, I’m telling him – what kind of doctor will you be if you hit the neuroscience?” And somehow the warmth in the soul became that it was not just a boy, but a man who already understands the value of education.

and cats

Initially, some wild cats began to stay near human settlements for a simple reason: together with people in the settlements were inhabited by pests rodents, which were much easier to look for and catch.
But people, seeing the benefits of cats, began to gradually taunt them. But in our time, cats already train people who feed them, breed them, and so on. And cats, whose age reaches 20 years, are now not as rare as, at least, 50 lt ago.

Would you better tell me, was it the man who forced the wild cat to evolve into a quiet and quiet cat so that it could be smoothed and pressed, or was it the cat who forced the wild man to evolve into a smart and working man so that he could take better care of the cats?

The director should be like Sisadmin. I came to the company, set up everything in 2-3 months, continue to watch football and do not bother.