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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129959
 27.06.2016
I was thinking about GMOs.
If we imagine that DNA is a chain of play bones, then the traditional selection and extraction of GMOs can be described as follows.

Traditional breeding constantly throws the bones and seeks among them the right combinations. The necessary combination may not occur for a long time. Throwing bones is accidental.

What do genetic engineers do? They take the same cubes and build them in a predetermined sequence.

Which approach is more productive and safe?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129958
 26.06.2016
and ah. Only Mars-2 and Mars-6 were not "Marsophone", but "Mars-Type" (as the physicists would say). With the same success, the anti-tank projectile, the "uranium breakdown", can be called the "researcher of the internal structure of the tank". And Mars-3 is said to be 14 seconds long. He lived on the red planet. Naturally, I did not take a step on it.
The Martian ship, yes. I am proud!

Only the Soviet Mars was in 1971, and the first American Mars Pathfinder (I don't remember how the Marsman himself was called there) only in 1997. It is clear that in a quarter century the technology has developed very much. Not to mention the fact that in the 90s Americans gained access to Soviet technologies - for example, the APXS spectrometer was bluntly stolen from the created for Mars-96.

And an anecdotal joke:
The American rover Curiosity has stopped responding to commands.
After 40 years of silence, the Soviet Mars-3 transmitted to Earth scientific data and thanks for the delivered spare parts.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129957
 26.06.2016
xxx: read on the newspaper 00:45 The Portuguese broke the gaps from the Croats and came out in 1/4 of Euro-2016
Yyy: so far overturned, chew what, poor Croats

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №129956
 26.06.2016
A few days ago I loaded up in our local store, the "Prodsib" network, to understand - alcohol is pierced with a separate check (the reasons I know, but here - they are not important).

In front of me is a subordinate man, from the set - a bunch of products + a large bottle of vodka. He gets the price, he pays, he gets a whore cheque + a small cheque for vodka. The comrade looks into the checks for a long time, considers something and asks a question:

Why Vodka separately?

To which the cashier almost without thinking answers:

You do not understand, fool? My wife guessed.

The man lights up and cries:

Well, that is what. and. and. Well thank you! ! to ! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129955
 26.06.2016
I have a very good acquaintance, a physics teacher. There is such a category of teachers - a teacher from God, whom children love, remember them all their lives, miss them. The hero of this story is the same.

Many years ago, he was a pass in Moscow, decided to go to a very popular and exciting show. I came to the box office, tickets for the WNTP remained only on the front row the cost was 4000 (such as) rubles, and the company was then in the area of 10,000. In general, the frog was stronger and he did not buy a ticket. Tomorrow, together with the whole country, he watched the capture of the Nord-Ost musical, which he did not attend. and. and. and.

After some time he retired from school, his salaries were small. And arranged together with his friend to work in the artillery guards. They were sent on a business trip: transport the gold from point A to point B. The car was attacked, the guard was killed, the gold was stolen (almost immediately after the bandits and the gold were found). What about our teacher? He broke his leg and did not take the flight.

This is a lucky man in a sense. After that, he went back to school.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129954
 26.06.2016
xxx: but to exaggerate yourself and write in a fairly large chat, the theme of which help on linux is a step toward socialization...or from it?
It is a cleaner.
You are not there and you are not there.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129953
 26.06.2016
The Captain of the Atomic Iceboat:
What if the fishermen, or the swimmers under the screw?
They are no stronger than ice.

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129952
 26.06.2016
Commentary on the inflatable boat:
- We also bought a 2-seater boat, there is no possibility to try it all: there is no summer, there is no summer again.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129951
 26.06.2016
and nervous:

Dear leader of the country. Please open for citizens who cannot master the rules for using bank cards and ATMs, free evening annual courses. Very difficult to contain.
Man in line.

Better follow the rules: it’s your turn, your rules. How do you know that a person who is standing in front of the terminal at the moment may have to throw every one of his ten children a hundred rubles on the phone? Just exhale, wait for your turn and drink a sedative for the night.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129950
 26.06.2016
You won't believe: "From the point of view of nature, it takes only 3 years for an individual to survive independently. This is exactly the period that the male needs to provide the female with her new offspring. That is why love lasts as long as possible, and marriages break up, most often, at this point.

You are absolutely right! I can’t believe)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129949
 26.06.2016
Department of technical support in one of the state institutions. Recently from another city for three days came a boss, a bald tall man of thirty years of age, to prepare a report with the head of the department on the work carried out at the facility and solve other issues.

Friday and lunch. In the technical support room, where the bosses are working on the report, one of the engineers with the food container heated in the microwave enters, sits at the table and begins to eat slowly, while looking into the monitor with the open helpdesk for the appearance of new applications.

It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...

The poor engineer almost drowned.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129948
 26.06.2016
Overnighttexpres post discussion on Canadian bombs

Pandafromisland: In Vancouver, you do not have to unload anything, you just have to sit at the entrance to the Starbucks with a glass, and stretch it to everyone who enters, for a supply of less than 1 dollar, worry about serving and cover it with a mat.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129947
 26.06.2016
xxx: I wanted to watch the comedy with Lindsay Lohan, "dirty girls". Received VK. I don’t find it, only the second part. Remove the safe search box.
That's how I got my favorite porn actress tonight.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129946
 26.06.2016
Difficult to sleep?
Monuments of the tomb
Are you looking for a cheap place to buy?

I looked at it, it turned out to be three different banners.

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129945
 26.06.2016
Yesterday at lunch I came out of the entrance and watched our grandmothers, traditionally sitting on the benches near the entrance, discussing the latest information summaries. I thought they were obviously excited this time.
I am worried in my voice:
How are you, dear ones? Something happened?
“Yes, daddy, we are talking about Brexit. Get out of the EU!
Have you gone out? Who is? Have we left the EU?
and no. Britain has left the EU.
I understand. And we?
And we stayed!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129944
 26.06.2016
I’m stuck with people who love to cut their way.
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And I was upset that we have all the sidewalks and roads below 90 degrees to each other, not where people really walk.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129943
 26.06.2016
I think it would be better if the elected people were not responsible for their pre-election words, but for their post-election affairs.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129942
 26.06.2016
One day at work, I was in the toilet, sitting quietly, as suddenly the accounting office was stuck there almost in its entirety.

From the first seconds it became clear, the aunts came here to be outraged by the person of Gender and his idiotic leadership of the company, passed by and on, on all the tops, some intrigues were discussed, God knows what. To check the presence of anyone in the cabins they did not bother, so lili gow... that is, they spoke openly, not embarrassed by expressions and details.

I sat quietly hoping that they would not uncover me, because witnesses of THAT were not left alive.
And considering that this information was not interesting to me, I did not want to die in vain (of course, nobody would kill me, but a good relationship could be buried).

And when all the bones were washed, one lady decided to get into my cabin, but it wasn’t.
I held the defense, pressing my legs, so that no god let my shoes not identify me. There was a grave silence, during which there was a reflection.
Tantes in shock began to whisper, realizing what ass they might have gotten with their secrets.
I held the door with my hand and coughed a little for the case, so that they didn’t think that it was spelled. The siege lasted for a while, then the accountantry left the toilet one by one, but only the fool would not realize that there would be surveillance behind the toilet door.

So it was, the accountantry walked through the corridor, not losing the door to the unfortunate office from sight. They walked like this for a long time, but they didn’t do anything. The identity of the mysterious witness remains unresolved.

And all because the toilet was on the first, very low floor and it had a window.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №129941
 26.06.2016
Is there someone else here? A-U to A! Ukraine will join the EU in 2030.
“We are here,” answered Turkey, Georgia and Albania.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129940
 26.06.2016
Angry Birds is a rare shit.
Yes, they ruined the book.

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