Because what a woman wants, God sincerely wants.
Miha: I don’t know where you read it, because I’ve heard a different story about how God threw a man and a woman under his ass (thank you, by the way!) from heaven after she wanted something there.
Nata: The snake you, Miha... ruined such a romantic story!! to

Progress has been made, but no progress has been made.

I talk to a friend (yyy), a friend who works at one of the major universities of our city (millionaire) at the department of computer support of the educational process.
YYY: I bought my own watch, value it. sending pictures *
XXX is norm. And I have my own for now, if I take, then only a smartwatch.
A smartwatch? CHO for the company?
Review of Sony Smartwatch 3*
YYY: Do not fuck yourself! That progress has come.
XXX: He’s been here a long time ago.
yyy: Four-core processor ARM A7 with a frequency of 1.2 GHz. We have computers at work in many departments are not so powerful)
xxx: As your advertisement says, the leading Russian research institute...

I realized that summer is very cold and I am terribly cold at home.
I realized this especially when my husband decided to delight me with an interesting time. I took his most intimate with icy hands and I got out: “What a warm one!”

In youth, illness is like a lungsome sickness: read and forgot. By age, the wounds tend to turn into a collective academic edition, you will not throw it out and you will not forget it.

My wife is studying programming, and in the morning she says to me:
“I dreamed all night as if I was trying to write a code so that the child’t scream at night.
And how did it work?
No, he is screaming anyway.
Experienced programmers can do that :)

I forgot my phone at home. I feel naked and lonely.

Someone around started complaining about men, saying they can’t listen. My mother cried that her dad was forever stuck with her. The sister of the guy dropped because the phrase "it's not true, you've never told me that!" became his crown. We are not so. Here I tell my husband something in the evening of the type "and I today saw a man in a blue hat and thought that we should buy a boomerang and go to the planetarium ", and he and his series put on a pause, looks at me with interest, then still waiting ( suddenly I have not finished, just slowed down to rest). And then he says: Sorry, I started listening, repeat again, please!
At such a point you understand that you can do without a boomerang, and in general, rest on the road, I will go to make you butters.

I have a friend artist. I haven’t seen him for a long time, and since then he has had a lot of fun. He went to him, and he tries to call the customer, at whom the wall was painted. The man pays a lot, but he often doesn’t take the phone, he doesn’t call again, he tricks a lot wrong and his teeth talk.
Well, I look at him, as he whispers around the room with the phone and hears the clutches, decided to ask:
Do girls like your tattoos?
I like my big x girls. Hello to you, Ivanovich. Sorry, I am not you. Oh... I am very happy. Of course thanks. So you liked it...? of AAAA. Okay, well, until we meet...
I: Well what did he say?
He also has a big O.O.
I am M. And the roses?
He says, come, I’ll pay more than I agreed. He had never seen the wall.
Say, the size does not matter.

I cut off the carpet this morning. and all.

Ed Meder: Yarosh generally calls for declaring war on Russia. Tired of waiting for the bloody Empire to attack.
I think, how does he imagine it... Well, they declared war on Russia – and what?! to

Andrei Lazarchuk: And I gave up. All problems solved

The story of Sevka reminded us: when we came to the country, the neighbors lived on the site picked by them from somewhere from the washing of the cat Murzik. So this unnatural black-and-white miracle of very small sizes (in the eye - kg 6-7, and not thick, namely, a powerful cat) considered not only the neighboring area, but also our neighboring: he freely entered us (sometimes directly into the house, while allowing himself to chew) and chased the cats who entered there from our site (even tried to drive out our same red-and-white Persian named Bert!). Cats fights with his participation were held at us several times (usually he won). As a result, he damaged Bert's eyes and, apparently, feeling bad, we tried not to get into the eyes. Invisible and contagious.

[Dialogue about "Game of Thrones"]
X: Well, in general, you spoilered a lot of future viewing.
Y: We have several channels showing it differently. Switch - consistent spoilers: then Ned without a head, then Jamie - without a hand, then Theon - Khm, not lucky at all...

Yes, the problem is that sterilization of wanderers is not the solution.
1st While you sterilize one fucks, ten others have given birth to five puppies.
2nd Sterilized animals stay outdoors, spread the infection, show aggression, loathe, after all.
Three Sterilization is more expensive than shooting.
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What do white people do?
Hunting, keeping during a number of days specified by the regulations and sleeping in the absence of those willing to take on the role of the host and pay for vaccinations and other drinks. This is necessary so that all domestic animals are not accidentally threatened, in pursuit of a quarterly plan.
I am not against removing life from the streets by lethal methods. I am against the goodwill of giving the dog a snack with poison, and then watching over the next day from the window for the dog to ride on the lawn, scratch and water everything around with mouth foam and cow diarrhea.

Just when I was at Uzi, I learned that I was going to have a boy! Tomorrow I’ll go and buy him a quadcopter.

Meeting with a doctor is...
... send him a sexy photo and get the answer: "Why are your lips so cyanose?"

Sysadmin: I'm almost out :) I plug in the system wiring 220, and at this moment the perforator on top is turned on...

I look at a website with reviews about cosmetic products. I found a fun tool and write to my husband:
- Prikyn, foam for washing with extracts of garlic nests.
Of shit and sticks, right?

As in the battles about the USSR, it was different for everyone - some even had the air on the bills, and others gave black caviar at the factory for harmfulness; so Russia is now different for everyone - some live with a decent salary in a democratic country - a world leader, others barely exist in a post-apocalyptic ruin, without hot water, with a bunch of drug addicts and clusters of dogs eating careless people on the streets.

What year is the car?
I have equipment from zero. 80 thousand runs. TO once in 10 thousand km, it costs 1200 r with the replacement of all the filters (oil I have my own). Repairs for this range: 450p speed sensor, 1400p support bearings, 500p stabilizer stands. All of. At the same time, the consumption is 5-5.5 on the track, the city is 7.4-8.6 liters per 100 km.
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
It would seem, someone, and the owner of the box should know that the quality of a particular copy is purely random.

Will the turtles blow you up in the name of Allah?
X: Oh, not to you!
Hi, let’s get to know you?