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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116192
 17.07.2015
Commentary on the review made by the girl:
Panamera is small! Move to live with me?
ChildOfBodom: scattered the lip
DimonAudio: Oh, in a neighboring review, I already wanted to lick someone’s ice cream (and also called it a little bit), and here – another already calls))) Desperate guy!
Balanila: it's like submitting documents to several universities at once and choosing the one you want to go.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116191
 17.07.2015
Cover the bread. You have to lose your pensions for what you have grown up. Soon it will be: no pensions, let the children ensure old age. No children - eat what you have accumulated during a safe life "Childfrey". If there are children, but they are poor, who do not want to provide their elderly - themselves raised, reap the fruits. And the "master of high printing" and "electric" somehow grew up a single unnecessary ugliness, unable to communicate in a decent society, and everything around is now urgently expanded and pensioned to provide them with the same, as with qualified personnel. Or the old child, you see, is unhappy and upset on the internet. It turns out that two low-skilled workers should have (in his opinion) a pension at least as a academician, a laureate of the Lenin Prize.
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Before hopping, calculate how much money people pay to pension funds for life and what about should be a pension from such payments. And then it is worth asking where the taxes go and immediately you become almost a foreign spy. Instead of calling others an idiot, look better in the mirror.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116190
 17.07.2015
This is not fat!! It is skin!! to
Why do you wear it in three layers?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116189
 17.07.2015
by Dr Dormouse:
Today I didn’t buy the chewing gum Love is. I open – and there Love is... and below – this couple that buries something!
Love is to bury the past. But I still have the feeling that these fantasies will not be the same for me now. And really, what could be more converging than getting rid of a dead body in good company?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116188
 17.07.2015
In the evening, I hear some sounds from the neighbors, not even music, but some bass from the music. Loud, but brutally obsessive. I have no neighbors from below, pensioners live on top, I decided that it was from the sides. During the meeting, I polently asked - said, be so kind, do something about it. It turned out that they thought of me all the way, and the real source is in another entrance. The Panel Houses!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116187
 17.07.2015
xxx: I used the word 'baghology' in the hope of seeing something about programming, well, or about bugs.
The science of women’s bags! O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116186
 17.07.2015
I see vacancies, I meet
"Review of Test Documentation"
and nearby
"The ability to express their thoughts in writing in a literate Russian language"


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №116185
 17.07.2015
My dad gets so much. But this is the result of what he did at the councils.
He suffered herniation.
So you apologize, but if a person really did not work on the conveyor - he will get decent (relatively). And if a person spent some time in a place, he will receive a corresponding pension. Same as now. Retirement is not a panacea. Develop yourself, buy a property, give birth to children.
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They are not worthy of those who have worked all their lives. Parents smelled all their lives, not bending - 10 - 11 get. And since the pension is not a panacea, there is nothing to give for it 22% of the population, just if you postpone yourself, it will be enough for a safe old age, and not that money will be.
And how to take taxes, so everywhere must, and how to demand something from the state - do it yourself. Why did I give up at all?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116184
 17.07.2015
Previously, the Terminators were stronger!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116183
 17.07.2015
My husband and I haven’t seen each other for a week, they’re all out. Finally, we lie down and embrace. I confess to him:
Something I missed so much!
And he me:
Even more though! I am cool!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116182
 16.07.2015
by 17795
How to Name a Ship
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Oh! Are you the same person in the saying that calls a cat a cat, even if you stumble on it in the dark? *___*

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116181
 16.07.2015
I do not even know. Stupidly it works. Hundreds of different models of furniture, clothes, household appliances, while 80 percent are made badly, of poor material, and generally bad.
Per in our saturated age we should slow down.
Phones: 3-4 models with three OS options.
Machines: pieces of five different models in literation, capacity and body type. Public transport and rental.
Wear clothes and shoes only in the studio of the highest quality materials. Mass sewing only shaped clothes, special and "typical" (dozen styles).
Refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines... several options in size, productivity. Modular furniture construction.
In all options, make it possible to change the color as easily as possible.
Quality products, a minimum of canned and semi-finished products. A working day of 5-6 hours without a break in two shifts. To develop medicine and clean energy sources. Creativity and personal development.
Pepper with a bite in the head. Nafiga and who needs it?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116180
 16.07.2015
Iphone freezing
A: I did not call
a: a showed me on the screen scratches with the inscription "Awakening"
a: show him a sheet of paper with the inscriptions "charge" and "money"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №116179
 16.07.2015
Q: Which dogs do you like the most?
Which are the cats.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116178
 16.07.2015
When I announced to my bride that it was in this costume I married the last two times, she threw it out :-)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116177
 16.07.2015
XXX: Good morning
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX: Okay good day!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №116176
 16.07.2015
Aref: The people! We urgently need your help! The child accidentally pressed something on the comp and now always throws me on the Turkish website of hotels, I can't go anywhere else, only on this site, what to do? Here is the link (..............)
Arton: You don’t even know how to spam, how did you get into this forum then?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116175
 16.07.2015
There is little help in the street.
xxx: maximum can be counted on vertical video for youtube with your participation

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116174
 16.07.2015
Dialogue in the shop.
She (pointing to the first curtain): Let’s take these?
He said, “No, they are somewhat unrepresentable.
She: Are you taking care of the neighbors from the other side of the house?
He (pointing to the second curtain): Let’s take these?
She says, “They don’t fit into the walls.
He: Well, the wallpapers change periodically.
She is (very fast): When is it?? to
He (pointing to the first curtain): - I suggest taking these...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116173
 16.07.2015
We went to the forest for mushrooms.

The grapes gathered little.
Looking for a boss in the forest.

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