XXX: It’s just impossible to track! How can it be calculated?
According to IQ. =) is
xxx: Agha: "The outbreak of intelligence has been noticed!" =)
Rare in our time.)

<udex> he went to Cheboksara as a judge to work, his salary increased
<Bldzhad[wrk]> with the words "Judge in the Cheboksaars" I represent the mixture of the Wild West and Judge Dredd

Seeing here a post about the wedding salon called "Ophelia", the author speaks of possible ignorance of the historical side of this wonderful name. No matter what you feel, you are completely ignorant - use Google. I read it, and it turns out that Ophelia eventually went crazy and began to write poems about her pain, and so on. Not long thinking - I read... You know, the first thing that came to mind - a good text for Russian rock. Fucks, and I thought it all.

X: Has something happened to you?
WOW: What is it?
Put the Wooda doll in place.

C of Habra:
The updated version of the Tesla S has now received the "Autopilot" system, which, using ultrasonic sensors, allows the computer to "see" what is happening around the car.
A couple of years later: “NCAP/NHTSA experts were unable to conduct a crash test of Tesla’s electric car because it was actively turning away from obstacles.”

When nothing depends on you, the question becomes to depend on yourself as little as possible.

When Germany signed the Treaty of Surrender, it was hosted by representatives of the armies of the USSR, the United States and France.
German Colonel-General Alfred Jodl handed the papers over to Marshal Zhukov and, pointing to the American and French representatives, ironically asked:
Did they defeat us too?

In the competition of the best Russian news sites, the first place, with a large gap, once again took anekdot.ru

What did you personally think about when Russia began the annexation of Crimea? Must be able to see
>> Causal and Effective Relationships and Build Your Behavior on Them, Not Shamanism
>> to work out.

Hey, it is easier. It is not necessary to offend shamanism, it, unlike politics, is based precisely on the miscalculation of causal relationships, probability trajectories, etc. For shamanism, you need not only to know a lot, but also to think a lot. It is not for you to dance and sing with the drum.

And an old joke:
Sits on a branch and picks it closer to the trunk. A geologist passes by and says:
If you don’t drink, you will fall.
Chukcha does not react to the observation, and the geologist goes on with his business. A few minutes pass and the threshing branch breaks. Chukcha stands up, rubs the worn place and says:
Shaman though!

I noticed my wife was getting better cooking.
In the beginning there was jealousy. I thought they would change. One day I came home early and saw my wife photographing food and poisoning it all on Instagram! This simple program saved a lot of families :)

Our news channels deliver locations)

I was talking about another business project on television. The dictator monotonously broadcasts: "... large investments were attracted, and the organizers themselves invested a lot of work...".

By chance, I turn my eyes to the screen, and there a man about forty years old, such a fun, rides on a child’s self-driving car in the office corridor.

X: There is ordinary and categorical no. It’s like sex in the anus – either unambiguously fu, or – I don’t know and let’s try. An illustrative example I think.
Oh God, you are the best. I will use your ultimate decision-making guide!

Spam headers do not stop delivering
“Our designers will incorporate your boldest fantasies into hats.”
How can I get rid of this picture in front of my eyes?

So, nobody persuaded me to take the application, not to spoil the statistics, etc. Everything was arranged as appropriate. The Conclusions? And no conclusions. They work normally.

PS forgot to write, my grandson is their boss.

Alex: I have such herpes jumped out.
Not on the lip, but on the cheek.
Next to the lip.
Tagged: nightmare
Welcome to Moscow is called
Did you buy Acyclovir?
I was there, I drink.
What a drink I drink!

This is:

I understand that we have a lack of chats on the internet. What, his mother, for fashion took in dialogues here to enter? No matter what the site was created for this, I will go here to raise the mood for myself, rather than re-read your discussions 10 times. Gathered here scientists crazy, in the universities, show your knowledge (no matter what topics) and not here.
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You have all been so amused...
Who brought these boring tricks here?! to

In France, an optimist, a pessimist and a bored man was executed. The optimist was first brought to the guillotine and asked his last wish. He answered:
Life was so beautiful and interesting! Please put me face up. It would be interesting to see the knife fall.
They put him face up, pulled the lever, and the knife scratched and stopped over the neck itself.
As usual, he was pardoned. Ask the pessimist about his last wish. He said:
Life was so ugly! And there’s that knife... And the bloodthirsty crowd... Close my eyes and shut my ears with cotton.
His wish was fulfilled, the lever was pulled, but the knife scratched again and stopped over his neck. He was also pardoned, according to custom. Zanuwa asks:
Your last wish?
- The last wish, the last wish... It would be better to fix the guillotine.

observed
— — —
When I get drunk, I’ll ask.
Men, that for a bad habit, turn on the telephone, squeeze a little, leave the house without turning it off?
I consistently observe my father, husband, brother, son...
I ask everyone "no fucking to do so?"no one can answer quite, suddenly here lucky
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My wife does that. I checked it many times, it’s not a man.

Let us call things by their names. You are not selling products. You sold to eat. You know perfectly who comes to you and in what cases.
– – – – –
Let us call. Before the anti-alcohol measures there was a 24-hour supermarket within walking distance from me. I’m not blue, I just sometimes came home late and bought bread, peelings, and sometimes even salads and sausages. I understand that I did not keep the store on the float. But I was comfortable. The trade in alcohol was regulated. Drunk people are less. Some moved to the underground shinkars, others began to load in boxes, etc. In the fools remained ordinary citizens, as the supermarket stopped working 24 hours a day.

X: I was at the wedding. her leg after her hurt - I couldn't get up, only now passed
Did you dance under the heart?
X: Fuck... Under Joe Cocker and Ganghamstil
The fucking shame.
A: at the wedding.
X: I did not want.
X: But competitions
W: You remember the episode of Soprano, where one mafia member explains to another that it is impossible to be a peder, but in prison it is forgiven. As well as wedding dances.

XX: Today, finally, I met people who brought warmth into this cruel world.
XX: Five men dragged batteries to the second floor of the clinic.