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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103529
 02.10.2014
by 3dnews. Comments on the news about the announcement of Windows 10:

Two good news:
Win 9 is free.
2 but it will not be. It will be Win 10!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103528
 02.10.2014
In the store there are strange prices. I suspect it is a clever marketing move. At least I am now studying the whole range carefully after the "Paste of the King’s Liver" appeared on the showcase. All in all, the liver paste produced by the city of Korolev, and what an effect! A sandwich with salmon.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103527
 02.10.2014
Prehistory: We have two IP-ATS in the office (historically it has been), two types of phones (Cisco and D-Link) are used, and the numbering on the ATS is also different.
History: A message arrives to the entire office: "Some employee in connection with the move to another room changed the phone number... bla bla bla...". It becomes interesting - because the phone number is not attached to the office. I write to admin:
The HHHH:
I don’t know how it is connected to moving and changing the number.
YYYYYY:
)) I dropped the phone dlink when carried on the tractor, and it stopped loading )
YYYYYY:
Others did not have to put the cisco.
The xxxx:
You won’t argue about moving. It is :)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103526
 02.10.2014
Question of
Crossword - "Flight from underground
The Earth" (The mentioned word
The Growth). Admitted letters
A. After a little
My wife is confident
He writes undercover. ? to? to
Why undercover? Answered
Just awesome!
Prisoners when they want.
to escape, they
They make a scourge in the earth,
Then they go into it and
Escape from the underground
The earth!
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Once I saw a friend on the table a scanword, in which on the question - "What did Aramis change his musketeer coat?" - the answer was written with a hard hand - shit.
The most salty is that the first letter was just missing to a whole word, the rest were unthinked... Seeing my wild rust, a friend was upset, - what was wrong? Aramis was still a fool!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103525
 02.10.2014
The fucking. Man was distracted. He was taken out in the snow. They probably pulled their legs straight on the rocks. He was wiped out with his own blood, so the blood is splashing out of his body.
Does he need a recording, at what time exactly was the burn imposed?
==== is
Exactly necessary. Because otherwise, in addition to the wounds from "spidorassilo" he can also catch the gangrene of the incorrectly clogged limb. Even with amputation.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103524
 02.10.2014
Women spend most of their alimony not on their children, but on themselves. Their husbands do not pay them so as not to pay for the life of the woman with whom they have separated.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Correctly, she has a salary of 15 thousand (really acceptable salary in our city, "especially for women"), he - up to 20. He lists such an honest 25%, and instead of keeping a baby on them, she went to buy clothes for those 5000! All of us are so wealthy. The child is to contain - pennies, and the alimony is ripped off.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103523
 02.10.2014
You shouldn’t talk to Google either.
Leha: "beyond" and "Google" are not compatible.
Sergey: It was compatible with everything.
Sergey: a cross-shaped bead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103522
 02.10.2014
Protesters in Hong Kong spent the night searching for a monument to Lenin that could be demolished.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103521
 02.10.2014
I need to sleep more.
He pulled out of the refrigerator, laid it on the table and went into the room.
After 15 minutes I come to the kitchen, I see that the peelings are not ready yet, I go to the room.
I check in 15 minutes. Not ready, they lie on the table.
It came to me for the fourth time.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103520
 02.10.2014
Here is this:
"If the paint in the cartridge is over, it is impossible to scan the document!!! This is me now the boss, the lady with higher education proved! by the way, the radio phone for a long time on the base too can not be left - it will burn!charged - take off!"

You’t be wise, thumb. For example, HP has MFI models that refuse to do anything at all if the toner is out. The same problem occurs with them when installing a non-original toner cartridge.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103519
 02.10.2014
here here :
Less than the Prince of Monaco.
___________________
I don’t know what the problem is with a girl who hasn’t had anyone for a year.
I can say about myself. Fuck them with the princes. It doesn’t matter what kind of money, car or other stuff. Yes, even the appearance does not decide.The other thing is when you feel comfortable with a person. You can talk, they will laugh. It is nice to spend it a short time before. Because when you are ticked in the face with their biceps, car, they do a couple of standard compliments and that’s all. Even the angry desire that exists is rejected.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103518
 02.10.2014
Boy, what...
I did not understand.
“I meant that Michael’s deed is admirable, as it corresponds to the highest moral and will quality of Michael as a gentleman.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103517
 02.10.2014
X: Tan, I am sick, I am so sick, sorry for me!
Natasha, you are so pitiful!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103516
 02.10.2014
From the email spam: "And if you are lazy to move, you can order sports equipment with home delivery!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103515
 02.10.2014
by Holly

One day my ex-wife blamed me that I was (! Not her grandson, but I) I get from her son a good alimentation

What I answered.
To make sure your daughter lives on the same amount of money as these alimony.

insulted

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103514
 02.10.2014
Comrades, right, you should not comment on every post that affects you with something! Let’s come here to laugh at least a little, and not participate in a boxing correspondence. And let’s finally send here really quotes, not anonymously express your opinion on any issue.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103513
 02.10.2014
40 years ago, you would have been right. Now girls sleep faster than boys, children are increasingly starting to stay with their fathers (I personally know two such single fathers). Women have long been paid equally for equal work with men. And often girls get more boys even for equal work, so that no one is concerned about discrimination.
So the slide is defended!

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Friend, you are talking for the moscovite and maybe the regions. And the rest of our vast homeland lives exactly as the previous speaker said.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103512
 02.10.2014
What if evolution had taken a different path and we were not going WASD, but SZXC?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103511
 02.10.2014
Nemesis: This is usually the case.
She laid him in the neighboring room.
He doesn’t want me, he decided. and suffered
She fell asleep at dawn, waiting for him to come to her.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103510
 02.10.2014
Goal: to build a wall on the border with Russia
GOL: and MPs to lust
Can you put them in black and on the wall? and :)

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