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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105469
 14.11.2014
Antoine: Hello to you!
Do you want to go to Afghanistan to rest?
Gray is gift! A good choice! There is a chance on TV.
Gray: Standing on your knees in an orange balloon.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105468
 14.11.2014
<...> a person believes that saving on an event that happens once in a lifetime is the right act,
= the =
First, a person thinks that it is wrong to throw a hundred tons on someone else’s drunkard.
Who said this is once in life?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105467
 14.11.2014
God, how would I like to see photographs of authors next to quotes ))) I want to recognize these people in the crowd! )))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105466
 14.11.2014
Article on the NNM-club:

There has been a critical vulnerability in Windows for 19 years. This vulnerability allowed hackers to run malicious code remotely, simply by asking users to click the link using Internet Explorer.

The Stone:

But no one could exploit this vulnerability. No one used it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105465
 14.11.2014
Celebration of marriage?
This can only think ten-class girl - married and all, life will change forever and for the better. Marriage is not a celebration at all. Wedding is a tough job. Well their fucking, these pompeous registrations, unnecessary dresses al-la "heater for the cupcake"...If this is FESTYLE - how poor is your life!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105464
 14.11.2014
In the world of programmers, the question "how to go to the library" acquires an unexpected context.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105463
 14.11.2014
My psychological rate of $ 30 rubles)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105462
 14.11.2014
The damage of pirates to the entertainment industry. Minecraft, which was pirated by everyone not lazy in all poses, throughout its history of sales brought developers more than 30 million revenues and was eventually sold small for 2.5 billion. Minimum initial investment. So the question is more about how well you entertain the consumer of the final product, rather than how well you protect your product.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105461
 14.11.2014
All night I read @habrahabr, got the second highest.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105460
 14.11.2014
A naked man crashed into a strange car in the center of Novosibirsk.
The most popular comment:
The mortgage! The last contribution! 😉

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105459
 14.11.2014
here here :

We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.

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The Poor Brother? The wife's mother insisted on the holiday of 300 people (and this is only from her side), among them a distant relative, whom she had never seen in her life. My wife and I laughed, scheduled and flew to Italy for a month. An unforgettable holiday! And they could boil and eat like pigs for three days, while pulling out the drunken tamad from the salads. I am in favour of this purpose.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105458
 14.11.2014
And at our wedding (or rather, before the wedding) I was the "winner". well, my body could not accept the need to spend such money on accounting for a crowd of unfamiliar citizens to me. I egoistically wanted to spend them exclusively for my pleasure. Maybe that’s why I’m divorced and no one is getting married anymore :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105457
 14.11.2014
They moved. I invented a new home. We live, by the way, in a village, where there are only 25 five-storey (there are no streets, only houses. Every dog knows where it is. We call the city friends, clarify their arrival in guests. Dialogue between the host and the host:
X: Are we waiting for you today?
G: Yes, say anywhere and anywhere.
X: fifteen thirty nine.
G: Nirvana itself is precision! Can not be late?! to
X: This is the address, not the time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105456
 14.11.2014
xxx: I think one of the coolest things in Rosetta’s mission is to “animate” the device as if it is running a Twitter account.
YYY: Rosetta does not own Twitter? and :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105455
 14.11.2014
I used to be bright and clean, literate and intelligent, kind and tolerant to people... And then I started reading quotes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105454
 14.11.2014
XXM: the best compliment to a girl.
The jury?)
Is it when it is, what has it prepared?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №105453
 14.11.2014
On television actively promote voice search from Google.
Submitted to hypnosis, decided to check if it was so cool and comfortable. Decided to troll the system and said something like "Okay, Google, how to fuck without getting up from the chair?"
"But the system was really good and I was thrilled - the third proposed reference read: 'What is the reason for the decline of the growing generation?'"
O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105452
 14.11.2014
[15:51:12] Vladimir: Gather bubbles from people under any pretext and remove them
[15:52:06] Geo: MMM 2014?
[15:52:12] Vladimir: Ugu
[15:52:34] Vladimir: MMM, tour operators, extrasensors, state structures, the same)
[15:53:29] Geo: an extrasensitive official who owns a tour firm "MMM" generally a terrible man

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105451
 14.11.2014
In the State Duma has not started work of the inter-faction group on the fight against passes due to the systematic non-visit of deputies meetings. No one wants to be president. that is. A collection of irresponsible liars!

Did you have any doubts about this?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105450
 14.11.2014
by :hhh And in the third heroes, people do not have magic level 5. and what? There are no monsters at all in Tetris. On the calculators, the game does not start.
and...

As they start. Remember only BZ-34 or MK-54, and the series of games "Moonlight" by Mikhail Pukhov.

For real Odmin with Schröder.

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