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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104529
 24.10.2014
Brands "I am Russian!!!" and "Caucasian power!!Slowly but steadily enriched the modest Bangladesh shirt manufacturers.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104528
 24.10.2014
Oh, an old quotation on the topic of the birth of the hollywood!

about sex
There is no sex after birth!! That is, it is only wanted by maniacs, for whom even a baby bottle with a nipple causes inappropriate associations. Normal mothers fall into bed in the evening, so exhausted that the thought of harassment even from the husband causes nerve seizures. Therefore, it is better to prepare the spouse for this sad discovery in advance, and even better - to drop on him a part of the trouble about the child, after which he will want to.(c) the

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104527
 24.10.2014
Telephone conversation of the mother (M) with the son (C) about the discussion in school:

Q: How are your discussions?
Q: What kind of shit?? to
A: I think of it!! to
Q: What is the prize???! to
M is running.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104526
 24.10.2014
to this:
the men. Do you want advice?
Get rid of women as soon as possible.
They use sex as a tool.
manipulation of you. The guy didn’t take the rubbish.
There will be no sex today. came home
Late and drunk - a week without sex. A month without sex.
____
Yes, a thousand times yes! Lazy, dumb alcoholics with a sense of humor, like fools, throw away their women, make them happy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104525
 24.10.2014
xxx: by the idea you must already be in shit and your tongue must already be intertwined... and your fingers are intertwined... because it is Friday and also your holiday.
ZZZ: Thursday
zzz: I think I’ve ruined your mood for the whole day now))
XXX: The Blind

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104524
 24.10.2014
s: I’ve noticed that if smart input is enabled on the smartphone keyboard, then my messages make the impression that I’m lacking intelligence x___x

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104523
 24.10.2014
xxx: And I generally believe that the match between a guy and a girl is a rare and remarkable phenomenon, and occurs probably only between friends of childhood. They became friends until the transitional age.

XXX: A good word came out - jargon!

X: It’s probably the colleagues you’re going out for lunch with. The Georgians.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104522
 24.10.2014
Comments on the distribution of medieval economic strategy on the tracker:

There are not enough people, there are not enough people again.Too much needs to be done immediately and as quickly as possible, but at the same time there are a minimum of people.

Valp: You have to sell oil and gas, and with the money earned to launch gastarbayters and buy food abroad. Gastarbyters to settle 100 people in one house, and on the fields to build housing under a mortgage. Students are not taught, but sold their diplomas. On the money earned to increase the influx of gastarbayters and the outflow of wealthy people into less imbalanced games. This is a winning strategy nowadays.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104521
 24.10.2014
Alia
And tell everybody that you have 35 like me and everybody will say that you look ugly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104520
 24.10.2014
1: What is Yaoi?
2: – If it’s rude, it’s an anime about the blue.
What if it is gentle?
2: And if it’s gentle, then about the peddlers.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104519
 24.10.2014
Conversation of two girls
You guys, are you not talking?
Yesterday I was taken away by two men.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And how?? to
WOW: I’d like you to think, but I just slipped in the park. I had dreams since I was a kid, fucking.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104518
 24.10.2014
A man marries a cute and affectionate girl,... well and so on.
And then she gives birth. And then he understands that the husband loves the child and will not go anywhere from him (well from his mother, her mother).
And here it begins. You can fat. You can also turn into a bitch. You can also "headache"

A girl marries a loving, loving boy who is ready to wear her and kiss the sand she walked on.
Then she gives birth.
and more busy with a baby, because this is natural and sex after birth is lower for a long time, even if the birth is normal, and if not very, then even longer. Yes, and she filled little after childbirth and smells of milk, not sweet scents. He sits at home and doesn’t bring money.
No sex
here and the boy understands that the girl will not get anywhere from him (who needs a trailer, old, and upset)
and begins with him drunkenness, walks, blasphemy, and also claims to his wife and the boy turns into a beetle, crumbled on the side, and the beer has already grown. Yes, and the mistress of the younger was already drawn with a fresh body and without commodity-money relationships.

This story is more real than your story.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104517
 24.10.2014
and gt;
and gt;
> A couple of programmers needed Sissadmin,
>one of them is now admin — and the coder is only one.
and gt;
> The only programmer has finally been exhausted.
>but submitted the project – and even on time. It is beautiful! The young man!

One programmer took everything under control.
But I met with the employer, and they remained zero.

Zero programmers fooled the angry boss
Then he fired one, and became their 0xFF.

Do not forget and do not break the classics!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104516
 24.10.2014
Men have a huge advantage – only one public erogenous zone.

One of them? Have you ever seen the man alive?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №104515
 24.10.2014
Legend: What with your hands?
Adamych©: The cat’s crawler broke... fixed...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104514
 24.10.2014
News: iPhone 6 bended and burned right in the user’s pocket.

Commentary on the news: This is Fitzgerald. When you get to a deserted island, you will only need to break up your iPhone to start the fire :-)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104513
 24.10.2014
xxx: change the gateway on the external interface remotely... to the far road
XXX: at half six in the morning he put a distance
xxx: took the car and came to the office, there, of course, everything is closed but the wifi works, sat on the bench under the windows and under the falling snow raised the outside and let's play on.
xxx: looked masterpiece, 6 am snow falls, darkness and I am on the bench, constantly wash the snow from the monitor
XXX: interfering with the

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104512
 24.10.2014
<...> there was a period in life when work was associated with a variety of cranes (lifting)
more than half of them automatically turned off on the instructions of the management (as agreed with the tech supervision - not aware)
as a result - wind, rain, rolling cargo, unstoppably connecting computer, which can not empty the crane and loading is going - it was a real treach.
once removed the cabin at the MAZ with a pack of armor (the driver was not inside, the rules are such)
or when a 15-ton crane raises 20, the norm is also the picture
I don’t need to talk about security, I know it like my four fingers.
=========
And the fools.
Not just fools, but also fools.
You will break your thorns with a rolling cargo - fucking with you, there you and the road.
But you can kill or shatter others, shit. Where would a widow with three children go? Are you going to feed them, Gonzo?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104511
 24.10.2014
I now know why progeras drink coffee without sugar.
WOW :?? to
If you drink with sugar, then the keyboard is sticky.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104510
 24.10.2014
from ZH

Once again in my youth, I checked lessons at a second-class pupil. They were asked to read the story of Boris Zhitkov "The Red Commander".
And my wife and I could not get in at first, what our unfortunate student carries behind the Achine. Then came to me. The point of the story is that. That a woman with a child went to the city in a wheelchair, horses were carried, the wheelchair was swirling over the bridge. And the brave red commander rushed across, grabbed the horses under the knives and saved them all.
Normal for the 20s. And in the 1980s, the child could not understand WHAT I was talking about. How can everyone ride in a wheelchair, (he knew only children!) Why the horses, why the sparks fly under the wheels... The stone bridge at all struck him, he passed it through every word.
And the guy was very stubborn and self-loving, so as not to seem like a fool, will ask nothing again.
For a long time I explained to him the characteristics of urban transport and improvement 60 years ago.

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