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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94767
 04.03.2014
I distribute torrent legal software (linux-distribution) with a rating of more than 100.
Do I need to fast, or is my karma already clean enough?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94766
 04.03.2014
Orthography is preserved.
XXX: How is it?
I’m sitting in a pair...what are you doing?
XXX: Who are you studying for?
Tagged: rightwoman
xxx: mmm
YYY: Do you work for coffee?
by the Director(

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94765
 03.03.2014
The oil was poured into the fire ahead. Public Chamber of Vladislav Gryb
“Through Wi-Fi in a cafe, you can blow up a nuclear power plant.
He was objected that it is not possible – the security system of nuclear power stations is not connected to the Internet at all.
“I don’t understand this system,” Parirov Gryb. Nuclear power is not connected.
Somewhere they are connected.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94764
 03.03.2014
There is no sense of humor in politics, but Americans are such shitters.
"In the 21st century, it is no longer possible to behave like in the 19th century and invade another country under a completely invented pretext," Kerry told CBS.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94763
 03.03.2014
by KG

DiCaprio should have played a piddle from Wall Street and then the Oscar would have been given!
Wauu: Black Pidor from Wall Street passing through Afghanistan and sick with AIDS.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94762
 03.03.2014
This is:

The parents of King Victor. Why did you call your son a lion?
____

I think, because if King Victor is now in the army, then he was probably born before 1995, when the cartoon "The Lion King" was released.

and your cap.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94761
 03.03.2014
xxx: I do not understand anything about economics, but I have a question – if the ruble falls, but the price of oil does not fall, then it is not so critical, or am I wrong?

Look in the wallet. If you have a barrel of oil down there, it’s okay. I sympathize with 100.

I found no oil in my wallet. The grief (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94760
 03.03.2014
Many years ago, I went with a friend to Alushte, meeting a little drunk girl. Very unwise, by the way. Suits to us:
Where are you at the sea? The fifth day I arrived, and I couldn’t get there. Fuck and Fuck!! to
and...
Have you done right? and ;)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94759
 03.03.2014
To reduce the flow and increase the performance of labor, the head of the IT department proposed to do this: all who go to social networking sites to be redirected to the job search site, and all who go to job search sites to be redirected to social networking sites.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94758
 03.03.2014
There is a wind of change in the air!
He: Yeah, something is going on...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94757
 03.03.2014
Started reading the books of Allen Kara - learned to praise and make compliments.
Instead, he learned to rub everyone in the soul with a smile of 32 teeth. self is bad.
Count me back.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94756
 03.03.2014
I had an unread message in my conversation for a month. The conversation was active. I was sitting on the phone, only. There was no fixed money. It was absolutely impossible to get the message from the phone before that. And then came the day when I was able to pay the provider and view it. So this is what it says: "Blu"...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94755
 03.03.2014
xxx: our sysadmin - gay
He has a beard, wears a sweater with deer and loves breasts.
Tagged: trade deformation

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94754
 03.03.2014
xxx: Per as long as I continue to speak "to Ukraine".
xxx: "Introducing troops into Ukraine" is too much for Freud

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94753
 03.03.2014
My wife is just an atheist.)
I write a script for a children's cartoon.
Category of 8+
She sits and cries over him.)
I do not know whether this is good or not.
On the one hand, it’s great that she likes it.
Will the children understand?


[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №94752
 03.03.2014
Who needs funny quotes?
I walked out of the tribune.
For a long time, serious people have written slogans and appeals.
Here, each quotation has a strict structure and a clear direction.
Admins make money from advertising.

So go out, a lover of humor.
This is not a humorous website.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94751
 03.03.2014
Hohol came home from Maidan. The lights are burning at the entrance. I went home and heard my wife chewing on the gas. I went into the bathroom, opened the crane – hot water is running. I felt the batteries were hot. He sat on the floor, grabbed his head with his hands and cried, “Well, it’s all! Mosquito has taken power again. The end of Ukraine!

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94750
 03.03.2014
“You know, after seeing what is happening in Ukraine, I decided firmly for myself.
If only all these Silbertrades, Makarevichs, and other handicapped non-workers come out on the so-called. A peaceful rally in our city - I will foolishly take the scarf from the spade and go 3.14 to go.
It is better to sit for 15 days in the company of the same polite people than to run afterwards with a machine-gun around your destroyed country.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94749
 03.03.2014
The answer for the “unmarried woman” is the “husband for an hour” company, cheap, not always reliable, but practical... But they need to pay money, clapping the ass will not be enough.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94748
 03.03.2014
NVI: No one says that the new power we have is ideal, another couple of Maidan, and it will be close to that.
Tagged with: brute force :D

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