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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94507
 25.02.2014
aaa: legs fold to old age regardless of composition
The shoulders are narrowed and the figure becomes like a foil.
The ears are growing! Even in the buildings, it would seem, and there are ears...

BBB: I hope not as intense as the legs? I don’t want to be old.)

CCC: Nothing is terrible! They are still hanging up! :)

Why the Elf, the Elf? and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94506
 25.02.2014
The funniest thing is that testing on a polygraph is still meaningless, often. I personally know a case when the warehouse employees of one huge company were tested once every six months (the rules were). Moreover, the possibility of curling something was tested especially :) A whole block of questions. Then it became apparent that the goods were taken with bags. Here are you and the polygraph...As then polygraphologists were defeated - "in people, the system of values is not standard at first". Well, they didn’t think they were stealing – and that’s all!
They did not steal! They brought the SP to the right level.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94505
 25.02.2014
Look at it! I painted the pants.
It’s an ordinary phrase for a small child, but it’s our motto. Signal on the oscillograph.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94504
 25.02.2014
The sunny morning. The daughter, standing in the bed, for the first time listening to the album "Two Bears", rotating in a player (a miracle that lived from my childhood to our days). Here the fairy tale ended, the player ticked and the record slowly stopped. The girl, looking closely at the recording: "Drived?"

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94503
 25.02.2014
Ura to! Finally soon spring, chickens, leaves, birds... Dacha!
I have been observing the resource for a very long time, reading it every day as much as possible, and noticed that the experts of the Olympics and other spheres of life activity in the best way, just skillfully, with the enthusiasm inherent only to the paladins, are scattered in all directions, I am what, returning to the top line, can you help me to scatter the 10 cents of everything? With your skills, I think we’ll do it quickly.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94502
 25.02.2014
I passed by a colleague’s table.
He accidentally read a leaflet he recorded after talking to his wife:
1) The home farce
2) 1 stone
3) Go home

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94501
 25.02.2014
to this:

The baby’s stool, according to Spanish scientists, is a unique source of probiotics.

The British are still normal.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94500
 25.02.2014
I went to the yandex, I was going to look for something in the pictures, he offered me to look for example "two moons in the sky", it became interesting, pressed, looked. Yandex me "seek the same : two girls". I think, let’s see. Yandex again "search the same way: "two girls in bed". I suspect Yandex is tempting visitors to watch porn.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94499
 25.02.2014
from Samsung Galaxy S5
Soon and fuck the bottom will be calm, went in, strained, the pressure increased, the smartphone called an ambulance..."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94498
 25.02.2014
To this:... boys, if you want girls to fall in love with you, then start watching for yourself.
I found myself a man dirty, untreated, not shaved, a closet in general fu, but kind, caring and smart. I washed, changed clothes, haircuted and voila I have a smart, beautiful, stylish, nice man. You girl sit and wait!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94497
 25.02.2014
I explain available:
I do not understand those who are dissatisfied with their country and seek to leave "where it is good". For me, it is about the same as if you come to the neighbors and, seeing the chic environment, expensive repairs and perfect order, you decide not to repair your apartment and clean up in it, but to move to the neighbors...
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It is more like you come to the neighbors in the shelter, you see them repair and order and think you should move to them, or the neighbor had to break the furniture already drunk.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94496
 25.02.2014
- I work in Yandex, I get from 3 to 5k per day depending on the work of +100,000 per month with CPA, I norm
Who are you working for?
by Pizzeria

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №94495
 25.02.2014
When I was pregnant, my husband was nervous because of hormones. He endured it all patiently and called me "my little Hitler" with love. Before giving birth, I call from the nursery early in the morning and begin to make complaints, and he says to me with a sleepy voice: "Speak slower, I don't have time to translate from German."))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94494
 25.02.2014
Yoshkar-Olu passed in an hour
YYY: In the hard?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94493
 25.02.2014
With Picaboo.
SickMyDuck: Profile removed:( And, yes, Michael is in the group 9a class... Is the author afraid of the ninth class?
Heccu: No one knows how often he stayed on the second

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94492
 25.02.2014
The boss explained to the client today: “Well, it’s there, in prison! You don’t know the prison – not local, right?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94491
 25.02.2014
During the discussion of the working process, a new concept was born - Panic Blowdown, which best describes the behavior of some comrades.)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №94490
 25.02.2014
The Jew, right?by :

I walk with a rabbit (year and five months)

Such a sho? Have you been walking with Rebecca for so long?
Is that what he tells you?
Awesome to you!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94489
 25.02.2014
Judging by recent events in Ukraine, Russia is the only country in the world that pays for being sent.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94488
 25.02.2014
<Nervniy> I call it I look like an idiot
<grifon> a provocative question)))))

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