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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72786
 09.11.2012
<t0xa> puts the pelmeni
<t0xa> would not forget like the last 5 times
<t0xa> Someday I will definitely fire...
<t0xa> remind me in 10 minutes
<t0xa> or call 01 through 20 ))))
<[GRC]maxman> 'Hello? The Firefighter? The Fire! The Fire! What address? Oh yeah - 83.149.21.5' 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72785
 09.11.2012

Vasily
The story is one is terrible and instructive about one skyrimster.
by 04.11.12

The prostitute
You are an intriguing person, of course! =) is
by 07.11.12

Vasily
He lived with a gamer.He lived with no desire.And here came Skyrim!!!!And the gamer began to swing the hiding. and swinged and swinged and all the objects to the hiding enchanted))).And all the unwritten ceased to see him...And to give him tasks.And so he did not ask Skyrim and forever wandered through the vastness of his
by 20:15:41

The prostitute
Blue >_< I can now sleep without light

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72784
 09.11.2012
Obama won because Americans don’t love Jews more than blacks.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72783
 09.11.2012
I urgently look for a feeding dog for blind puppies!
I know one fucks, but I don't trust only the feeding of puppies.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72782
 09.11.2012
by Louis Fahrenheit:
My mother tells. While I was at work, my grandmother took my Skyrim card out of the glass and asked:
Where is Mito?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72781
 09.11.2012
From Chat WOT
Communicative shells sold for 2000 silver
It is cumulative :)
yyy: bhh...communicative:))) came such a projectile - and let's fuck:)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72780
 09.11.2012
Over the years of work with the wacht method, it was the impression that there is a department in the stores "Pads and mattresses for the dormitory"...where they are sold immediately abyss...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72779
 09.11.2012
Xxx: in the ass unnecessary hemorrhoids
xxx: mda, calambur

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72778
 09.11.2012
Comments on the news "Braga – “MY”. The lights were turned off for 10 minutes":
Black players move into the stealth mode and get an advantage.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72777
 09.11.2012
and forgiven. I sit down and write with my mother, how to treat.

Valentina
still exists without seeming and seemingly

Egor
citramone, doctor mom, actsacsolicylic acid, aspirin

Valentina
Well acid you have what you need)))) only read - already touches)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72776
 09.11.2012
The wife writes about the employee: "If Natasha ever becomes a zombie, I will shoot her with pleasure!(" and

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72775
 09.11.2012
So I want to overtake a smoking person and crack, so that he feels what I feel as I go after him!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72774
 09.11.2012
For a woman, inviting a man home for coffee is like turning on a landing light for him.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72773
 09.11.2012
A small supplement
Alexander Duma once had lunch with the famous doctor Hystel, and that Hystel asked the writer to write something into his book of reviews.
Duma wrote:
“Since Dr. Hystel treats entire families, we need to close our municipal hospital!“”
The doctor cried out:
You are fooling me!
Then Duma wrote:
“To build two cemeteries.”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72772
 09.11.2012
If Shoigu will continue to replace the provoked officials of the highest level - he is waiting for an exciting life.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72771
 09.11.2012
I was pleased with one Paphos club in Zaporozhye. Entry for rage money, girls only in branded things, bags at least 200 backs. Men all with expensive drinks... Toilet, forgive me for the details, with carved oak doors, marble finish, expensive sanitary.... and.... a toilet for 5 rubles.... on a chain.... very thick.... the chain is murdered in the wall....
Immediately as it appeared - a glamorous girl, and in a suitcase, instead of a dog - ERSHIK)))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72770
 09.11.2012
eugenius_nsk: It’s right: coffee is middle-class and coffee is male.
Mithgol: In addition to the wordsѣ “coffee” slѣduetâ write “і”.
(And it is not sarcasm, but weѣreign to the strictest tradition of the Russian language of the times of the Empire.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №72769
 09.11.2012
XXX: I live on the second floor. Uncle and aunt are constantly writing under the windows. It is impossible to open the window, the smell of urine entered the apartment. Until the nausea. What can I do so that it doesn’t smell like that?
Yyy: When I lived on the first floor, no one walked under the windows. Because the neighbor had a shepherd who didn’t like when someone else threw his territory.
And when a very dissatisfied shepherd flies on you from above, it, of course, continues to suck (and you start to suck), but under these windows - the last time.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72768
 09.11.2012
Mike> Since working in a transnational company
Mike> and implement projects in different countries
Mike> I know the phrase “What is x@#ne?” in seven languages.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №72767
 09.11.2012


In New York hurricane Sandy, and in Moscow the old good dress Oksana.

In Chelyabinsk - heavy rain Vasily.

There is snow in Peter.

zzz: And in the south of Ukraine, the cloud of Ivanovna.

In Germany, the hurricane Hans-Peter.

Cold Dogs in the Rostov!

In Vitebsk - unpleasant rain Anton

fff:in Vladimir - the wind of Volodya


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