In response to one of the Internet providers
A killer of nerves.
Dear my Volyushka, sunnychko you are my insignificant, glad you are my non-terrestrial for what shrinkage I pay you 120 denyushks Ukrainian, so that you so nervous in my head shrinkage.I tried to call your socks clear, so all the truth to find out why my internet has burned up.Yes, I don't know because your pipe canvases did not raise.Oh feel my heart will come to you Volyushka to send a shrinkage, there will be no order with you in the house.I will go to a clean shrinkage, I can look for a good provider.Yes, so that the pipe does not grow from the ass, and you Volyushka do not heart.
I will give you the advice: You can’t spoil, don’t torture.
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On the planner:
It is not just urgent! It is very urgent! And it doesn’t have to be done today or tomorrow, but suddenly!
RT @nett00n I still remember dial-up. There is no slow internet for me.
"V. Matvienko: The increase in tariffs will not lead to the rise of protest moods in autumn."
Clear pen in "Gazprom" no one will protest.
Yes, and I am already on the h-y, I sprinkled the wood polsaraja, well the oven did not break, so that the consumption of gas by me will be reduced to a minimum, especially because the wood heats the house faster than this gas half with air and hz than.
The rest of the houses are insulated, so gasprom let the gas in the ass pumps.
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In our old age, a princess must be able to save a prince from his horse.
2: What are you for?
My new fan decided to make me a surprise. I arrived on a Sunday afternoon on some sort of broken tarantula with intentions more than pure: to arrange a pleasant day for me, to walk, and so on. But instead, he confused the gas with the brake and ran into the wall of my house. I heard a whistle, I went out, I watched – the tail of the car pulled out of the wall. And I don’t know his car, x his z, who got in there, I carefully ask if everything is okay. Through the boards I hear his sad voice. The car – in the meat, he – no scratches, the wall – so much less, the happiness that there was one wooden with a siding in front of the carrier. I helped him out because of all these boards. Then came the police, firefighters, the evacuator - the neighbor, in whose wall the car went, called. The comrade was absolutely nonsensical, he did not regret the car (the old one was and asked for the garbage), but worried that, I quote: “I planned everything quite differently!” and I walk among all this colour music and chicks, and the old bad song of Malinina in his head revolves: “I wanted to enter the city on a white horse...”:)
2: ))))) Surprise succeeded, cha:) And what about a date?
1: OK, I went to relax on my wheels. And on Tuesday he offered me to live together.
1: And I took the time to think of something that worries me somehow ;-)
On the alarm and call signal I have a voice of Loki.
I wanted to go to the bank, honestly stood in a row for twenty minutes and here, I approached the operator, nothing predicted trouble, as suddenly my alarm sounded.
"I said... on my knees!"
The cashier first surprisingly opened his eyes, then shrugged, and continuing to sneeze asked:
Will you pay, or will I execute my orders?
My young friend asked about the page! Inexorable time. And the old Pages are no longer in those places, Where before they bloomed like hemp! Yogg Choch "Speech about the Notes of Faund"
Found on the page with the catalogue of furniture factory Luxor, Chita ))
V: And how is the formula read where Ca, Ga, Ge, O.
R is calcium halogenate.
Q: What about oxygen?
R: end of at.
V is OK. Now I know that all fucking oxygen.
xxx: I am a programmer, and therefore any strange behavior can be attributed to the characteristics of the profession
Why the analysis?
2: For hormones, check the thyroid
1: What is it? Has the shield broken?? to
It is not just to look at it not to be at all, because I have an inherited tendency to form it.
1:Em, the thyroid gland in general everyone has, it is like it is part of the body.
Akiana (17:41:59 18/07/2012)
on the htc website so funny written - "Choose language" =))))
Akiana (17:42:15 18/07/2012)
I don’t understand =))
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smysl_off, 18.07.2012 at 13.18
Throwing cigarettes into the bathroom with a smile on your face is not worth it. First, the toilet will be stuck, secondly, to smile while looking at the toilet is generally cretinism of some kind.
From Chat WoT:
Terminator: I need your tank, your optics and your masking network!
- A box with a password like a pack of chips - you open, and there is half empty...
Family cowards have the same problem.
JC: Today I met the girl of my dreams – she’s a nursery, loves anime, codes in Python, Django, C++, Qt, uses Linux.
Light: Who is it?
JC: I don’t know
JC: I woke up before I had time to ask her name.
XXX: Asked to a familiar photographer for the shooting of NY ^_^
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
XX: Well, I’m interested to see. Maybe I want to learn too. You didn’t get to film it, it’s hard!
WOW: Is it difficult? I beg you half the world all the time!
Talk about the watch forum.
1 - I have about 20 wristwatches :)
2 as a collector. A fetishist?? to
People are not judged by themselves. Different clocks for different clothes and for different conditions.
2 is fucking! You have more than one piece of clothes.
The leader> ha, but here another brother tells that every
In the morning, he walked past the station where the explosions occurred. by V
Dnipropetrovsk which.
Kurәgә-Ba̙tir> heh. My brother was late to get on the bus.
Exploded at three stops.
Nickolas> Well, if it went on, then my father was somehow late
The plane that crashed.
Great Corn> and I once hit the fox and didn’t go out to work,
Everyone was fucking that day.
The typography. The summer. Not the season. Customers who are, carry the brain.
Visidki, screenshots and a catalogue on scrabble is still a common thing, but clitoris la...
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Meeting of the Clan of Shashiki. 50 adult men.
- Boys, well, if suddenly the soil of pork carcass is not enough, because there are frogs in which...
I will not eat my neighbors!! to