From Twitter -
My boy has an iPhone. On the iPhone box on which the fence is drawn (!On the fence is written in white: "huy". This is a Russian creation.

The document, already renowned as the "cat top law", provides for punishment for noise at night, which includes screaming, whistling, knocking, moving furniture, singing, playing musical instruments, as well as cat top, dog whistling, stones and loud snoring.

From the discussion of the planned upgrade of the line of smartphones Samsung to 4.1.2;

Simbaaaa, the horse can only wait for two more months

BassFoot, I’ve been on 4.1 off for a week. by Odin Rules!

Pro100shinoda, I sit on Spanish and recommend it to everyone!

Andrew927, I sit on the heroine, everything colorful, the interface flies, in the Nokia 101
There are new functions and they are different all the time. satisfied

I am a primary class teacher. One boy (9 years old) decided the task wrong, and the answer came together. I put him four, he disagreed with the situation and this conversation occurred.
You did not solve the four tasks correctly.
YYY: I always decide not like everyone else.
XXX: There are rules of decision. We understood the task in class.
YYY: You haven’t seen my outdoors yet...

To all who are outrageous about the "ignorance" with 4 and more D films.
You’re so smart with your multidimensional spaces and string theory, but what does this have to do with the really dumb move of advertisers? Or from the fact that you in the movie during the rain in the movie water sprayed suddenly the real fifth dimension will open up? It would be nice to make a movie really in 4D and then show its projection into our three-dimensional space...
The space around us, which we perceive by our senses, is really three-dimensional, well, it can be four-dimensional if we take more time, although we can only move in one direction and not voluntarily. So, gentlemen, let the first one throw a stone into me who licked a four-dimensional metal pillar on the frost.

The Habr. Discussion of the life prospects of enthusiastic gamers and simply turned to something. The people:

xxx: Just athletes have problems with a similar plan. When the sport is over for them, they have no way anywhere. Some become coaches. Some teachers of physical culture or dance. Some, the most famous, have a chance to go to the show business.

YYY: Some in the Duma

ZZZ: Show business has already been said

Recently understood the site and stumbled on a page with text
"If you see this page, it means Pope Francis"

111: Just read a fairy seal in work correspondence
111: Do not worry

I am an old sick man. Matisse and Renoir were forced to love me. I love Savrasov, Korovin and Vasnetsov. And then two painters came across the pictures and have the courage to offend. No words...

Are the Gondons working on the STS? Just finished the movie Armor of God, so these wicked scenes did not show!!!!! to
There is nothing left in the holy people (((

We are sitting at the bottom of the birth, we have a big campaign, mostly at the table all Russians and among the Russians were three Armenians, one of them was called Khachatur, shortly Khachik. In general, this Hachik is sitting and trying to get to know my girlfriend, a cute blonde, I heard a conversation by the edge of the ear and here I heard what brought me and everyone who heard it too, excited)
During the conversation, the blonde asks:
B: Listen to what your name is.

X: Hachik

B: So you’re Hachik, it’s so understandable, and what do they call you?
I laughed to tears)

The Moscow traffic jams.

I am in a traffic jams, I do not touch anyone, I drink cola. The X-trail in front of me then slides slowly, then stops, absolutely without stress.

And then, after another acceleration to a ragged speed of 10 km / h, he stands up like a buried, I toss his numbers in the carpet, squeeze my hand and watch the fountain of the coke in the cabin. I think fucking, I got.

At this time, a man runs out of the X-trail and begins to jump on the road. It turned out he was drinking coffee... and we both flew... to Yopel, in which the blonde dropped the tablet, and pulling the gadget from under her feet on the go, pressed the brake.

Another proof that Apple is a corporation of evil :)

Heavy metal?
“No, it’s like a sheep being killed with a microphone... It’s an atmosphere black.

I remember when I was a kid, my mother sent me to a neighbor for salt.
21st century. I came back from the command and there was no internet. I'll call for support - we'll send the equipment in two days.
He sent his son to his neighbor to ask for a password from the Wi-Fi. It worked ))

Zenit-3SL rocket with Intelsat satellite crashed into the Pacific Ocean after sea launch
Dead Moroze: Russian satellite grouping in the Pacific Ocean has been replenished. Modernization on the march, so to speak.
pk12: Gundyaev's excuse for low-quality prayer

Confessed to the girl in love and was successfully sent
I woke up in the morning, such an emptiness inside.
It had to be eaten.

D: эх, the blends started to get delicious
D: The old...

Why are you still not sleeping?
[8:45:56] yyy: I will go astray
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[1:39:54] mouseRp: Should I delete the photo with the ex-girlfriend with the comp?
Is she naked there?
[1:44:45] mouseRipichip: No
[1:45:35] Sinllo: remove the

Dentop: The guys recently gathered together to celebrate the arrival of a friend. I made an olive for breakfast. There were no salt cakes at home. I had to go to the store. They took cucumbers, advised and took kefir for the morning for the case. While friends were standing at the box with a strange set, I flew up and shouted, “The wrong night will be, guys,” I put a roll of toilet paper on the box (what if it’s over?). The vendors just cried with us.
When I got home, I found out that there was no mayonnaise. A friend called, said she would come soon, asked her to buy a package, anyway on the way. Her name is Death. Well, she got hysterical, I had to go to the store again.
Dentop: I take mayonnaise, I stand at the box office. The phone rings. I pick up the phone, a loud connection is turned on. A friend cried out from the tube: “Death with mayonnaise has come, don’t buy it.” And by the way, go to the pharmacy for a valerian, Stalin got done, it is necessary to water the shit.
At the confused look of the staff only replied that Stalin-Kot, who when reminds me, I water it with valerian...
Dentop: Today I had to go to the store for bread and salt. I did not risk...