Discussion at the Construction Forum:
XX: It must be built out of straw. Heat conductivity is 4 times lower than the wood. The Belarusians used the technology in the 1990s. There are warm, environmentally friendly and inexpensive houses.
YYY: We need to build out of dirt. Technology was invented thousands of years ago. There are warm, ecological and inexpensive housing. In various variations, all builders in the country still build this way.

Read the title "The car of the future minister of culture was injured in an accident"
The first thought "what else is the car of the future"

Call the Russian hotline 8-800. The cable is removed by the auto-responsor:
Hello, you have called the quality line of FGUP Russia Post. We draw your attention to the fact that all conversations with the operators are recorded." After which puts the telephone...

xxx me corporate cost me a lot of money.... hair - 1700 (I myself was a puppy! because I was told from 800r), cleaning clothes 800r, gloves 1500r (sprayed in a taxi)
Eating in the corporation is invaluable!
Yyy for the rest is a master card.)

Greetings from the Russian Post!! to
You are helping us to be better!!! to
We all read!

I read an interesting sentence in a chemistry textbook:
From everyday life, you know that in order to burn methane, it has to be burned.

My husband and I went to Paris to rest. We lie in the room, rest, here he suddenly fell asleep. I went away, no hour, no two, I went to look. I hear from the toilet.
Wish I would come here again. b.
I: What do you have there?
Man: Don’t let it go, I’ll go out and kill everyone to the devil’s mother.
I found the manager, he opened his card. As it turned out, if you do not wash your hands after visiting this institution, the door does not open.

My washing machine is broken.
Tagged: sadness
We need to buy a new
I saw one video.
There the girl called the master to repair her washing machine.
Instead of repairing the car, he left.

The Dolphin:
We had a great time until I saw her cut cheese with the rear side of the knife.
The cheese is not cut. Cheese is grilled. And it’s done just like your girlfriend did – with the reverse side of the knife.

xxx(03:01): Hi you are beautiful! Not a spy?
yyy(03:04): Not a spit, not a hook, not even a needle. The fool.

What do you know about being ready for a serious relationship? Here is if you go with a blanket to hang on the balcony, and then you suddenly ask the question: - What kind of film was there, in which there was this one who played guitar and jumped again, and then died? And you, after 2 seconds of thinking, give the right answer – Forrest Gump – then yes, you’re ready. The ability to correctly answer the sudden questions of a loved one is the main skill for a serious relationship.

I burned my finger at the coffee machine this morning. At work from the cold in the refrigerator was only a beer. I sit with an unfortunate look at the workplace, the boss comes in. A few seconds on me, then on the bank:
What, very badly? So go home, or you’re not the first to get into my bowl!
O_O

SSS: I want darts in the whole wall to throw a tail into it.
PPP: and we at work from the arbalet broke the hypertensive wall-barrier into the server, and got into the servatore.

I work with programmers. I’m discussing a dress for the new year with another colleague. One of the programmers:
Why do you wear a dress if you are married?? to

From one forum talk about the program "Let’s get married":
No, I’t go, shame on the whole country again.
Yyy: No, that’s on the "Good night, kids" I’d go. There Oksana Fedorova leading, it could be a minute five pigs to be.
Zzzz: Can you stand for 5 minutes? A man puts his hand in a pig.

Vacancy
"Engineer (Student, beginning of career)"

in company
"Safety of the road"
...
The Requirements:
Profile experience of 22 years
Education : Higher
Age: 22 to 30 years, preferably male
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NecroN: one trouble takes another to work!

Philosopher: I have one minor in the mail in contacts: every time she writes in the microblog confessions of love to a new guy and stably after a week of crying 2-3 days, she writes that all the guys are goats, all need to be shot and when there will be honest and decent guys.
Philosopher: I don’t seem to lose hope :D
Wild bitch: how cyclical it is))) at least some stability in our restless time))

Why can’t you fall in love with a normal person?
I am not in love with normal people. I’ll fall in love if it’s a thing or a dude!

Based on Physics:
XXX: I suggest you go down to the killer.
yyy: she will put the board in front of the bullet and make him count the time the bullet is in the board and he will shoot himself.

from pica.ru about "Saturday":

Probably like many watched with the lady of the heart, under the fear of deprivation of the borst) By the output of the second part learned to cook the borst!!! to