If they were, fucking, under the imperial march...
Suckles, borsches they ate under the imperial march.
The lanterns, they blasphemed, smashed, they also let go under the imperial march.
Fuck how did they go? Fuck, of course, under the imperial march.

I, when I capture the Earth, I will shoot you under the imperial march, boring Gandons without a sense of humor... Really busted with their dumbest stories without a drop of humor... Create a site for yourself "what they do under the imperial march" and there post your shame... That Kotte would scatter you with his shredder...

At the time of the exam in physics, the high school students told this legend:
One guy went to school, did not go to couples, but he was extended for two weeks.
The other went to the hospital, and he was extended for a month.
And we have a lesson in physics, which, in order to do anything, it is first necessary to tempt it into the universe, then to find and, holding it in the audience, to answer something.
Actually a legend.
These guys went, paid off debts, and there was only one physics left. We found the preacher, agreed to meet, and there is a dialogue (p-prepod, c-students):
(c) Press, we are here for the transfer.
I didn’t appoint you for today, come in a week.
A week later, only the second student comes and again the dialogue:
Q. Where is your friend?
c) He was removed
How many exams did he have?
c) one
They say that such a look, in which so clearly read the word "BLA" no one has ever seen...

The epic error:

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Customer of the design project (Z) wants to look in two colors options for the walls for the children's room and bedroom
Dialogue in the ASCII:

Q: Can you tell us what is hard to do and what is easy mouse movement? I would have a child’s room and bedroom and in that, and in that color would have looked.
I: there you can make two options for each room, but it will just take twice the time to render - that is, I change the color of the walls with a light mouse movement, and then we wait for two days for each room.
Q: Why do we wait two days? Would it dry?

I: and I know the creator of Minecraft
Is it a square?

Maxim to 16:39
I was offended by a man.
Monika at 16:50
Who... how smiled
Maxim to 16:52
I told her that I was fat when I was a child, and she laughed and said that she was fat... after saying, “Now everything has changed, didn’t it?” She was offended and said I was bad.
by Monika 16:58
)))))))))))))
by Maxime 16:58
Strange she

Advertising for the sale of laptops:
I bought about 2 years ago, it works well, but like all the books of Sony, the battery does not last very long!but from the network will work at least a whole day!

After reading about the experiment, my neighbor in the room wondered that he knows how to remove scratches on the iPhone he was given to him by his parents. This idiot scratched the screen and for a long time could not understand why nothing works!

I’m looking for at least some inscription on my newly gifted Chinese phone with a TV to identify its model. I found the QC4 letters. Go to Google "QC4 Phone" The first reference is the "Litian QC4 electric flying machine". and :)

With Derty, "In the meantime, Kim Jong-un in honor of his birthday gave the children a kilogram of candy."
XXX: Not bad too, by kilogram.
Yyy: Yes, but not the number of sweets will fit the number of children, but vice versa.

I sit with a friend on Christmas Eve. She says, let’s guess the bridesmaids.
I: Hal, I don’t know for whom.
Who do you think about most recently?
I am Dean Winchester.
Gary: Oh yeah yeah. So let’s just go and play the fool.

He sat on a brush for clothes, almost naked with his ass.

Was there anything in the strings?

Discussions on 1TB flash

XHHH: Survived, now the flash is more expensive than the comp.

YYY: And she’s more than my screw...

zzz: But this flash drive is the most efficient and fast way to process 1 terabyte of information!

Review of Tickets (100 pages)

xxx:Yes, I just returned from the street - I was going to the paper.. ended he'd print an hour xxx:I won't even read it lol

YYY: Is it not read in electronic format?

Yyy: Read...) but the type of paper is more pleasant

ZZZ: It is about! I really wanted to learn everything from the e-book, but every time I turned it off almost immediately! And the leaves are still... teachingly lying...

YYYY: And they mourn and look!

Zzz : Yes!
zzz: And they whisper so quietly "Girls!!! This is a bad-a-a-a-a!and "
zzz:"I am going to punish you!and "
zzz: and at the end, just when you are going to sleep: "We know where you live!!and "

Yyy: You have strange papers, Mash

Q: And when we cross with you, do you also take Gandons for instance?

M is :
and that
You ask

by J:
In principle, it is not so bad.
But let me know, I don’t shave my feet before meeting you.

Funny, we are at the second level of mortality after South Africa. Depressed, even in this second.

Started with Natasha the sky lamp. When they were released, a SMS arrived. I have never had such an epic launch of a celestial lamp during the imperial march.

My wife cut off her foot yesterday. The foot in this case is wrapped. Through the apartment the favorite moves jumping on a healthy leg.
Yesterday: I go into the kitchen, my wife splashes on the chair. He jumped up and jumped to the refrigerator.
I: Don’t jump here, I’ll get it.
Wife: I still don’t know what I want!

There are a lot of interesting and unexplained things in the world. My parrot, for example, loves to sing under the vacuum cleaner.

Just at work ask "Red is how much?" I sit on my wave and automatically answer: "FF0000", silence, I look at a colleague, he holds a switch from BP four-wire in his hands and looks at me with square eyes, says - "Red wire how many volts?"