Dear Father Christmas!

Please take the deer from the Shcherbinsk administration, which destroy the groves grown by the inhabitants of the city and put advertising shields in their place. You can even plant them in your eagle’s straw. I am not against)

xxx: What would you advise from the weapon, which would be loaded in the knee so that he will never forget, and not to make noise?
yyy: I recommend onions or arbalets. The arrow in the knee changes people very much.

The threshold could be completed in two weeks, not three months. The whole problem lies in a single bug that makes the program not work as it should. But it is impossible to eliminate it, because the bug is the boss, with its constantly changing illogical and contradictory demands.

References to the camera:
Real zooming in the range of 10 - 15, further software scam. Working in the macro mode is not convenient, the supermacro mode is not necessary at all, you can only take a photo of the fly in this mode by tapping on the lens.

I’m sitting in the kitchen with a buck in the back, something whispering...fuck, pelmeni...

R. S. Feed the cat.

P.S to P.S Pay for the Internet! (30.11.2012)

In the forum:
Only do not bend the wire strongly, or the electrons will not fit in the turn and get stuck in the insulation.

I have a stock of work.
yyy: I wait I don't know what to do and what to get and so I sit dumb
Yyy: I have panic attacks

News from Yandex:

XHH: Did you hear, the figures of the robberies in the Peter’s housing system were taken to Moscow?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY Sophia is fucking. Exchanging experience with our colleagues in Moscow.

The first snowy day of winter is the uncomfortable moment when you realize that the swarm you have just passed has gone and is trying to go somewhere.

I go home from the universe, in front of my dad with my daughters. One is 5-6 years old, the other is a teenager.
The elderly enthusiastically tells about the last part of Sumerek, apparently from the movie. The father asks the younger:
Cold, who do you like more? Vampires or Reverse?
and none. I love zombies more. and other Greek nuts. They are similar to brains.

Oh, how convenient, and... poured kefir, put a cat next to it. I ate everything. The Beauty.

Delete the account
Are you sure you want to delete your account?
Your friends will miss you.

Talk about the last part "The Inhabitants of Evil"
xxx: and also Soviet zombies the most advanced zombies in the world :3
xxx: other stupid as traffic jams and our drive the equipment, from the RPG shoot
yyy: in Soviet Russia zombies barricaded in a supermarket and shot from the living

maatum: The Institute of Unfinished Studies has shown that three out of ten

My wife says tonight:
We have the front number.
In the car you still need to ride, so I got up at 6 in the morning, took the lamp, went to overweigh the rear number, on the front, which would be less burning if the GAIC was standing. I approach the front buffer, and on it a layer of dirty ice 3-4 cm.
I decided to heat the car, started to start, hit the grip and brake, the brake pedal failed.
I went home and said:
- There are two news, the number found, but the car is not subject to operation, there are no brakes!
The wife’s response:
- Yes, I know that there are no brakes, they are no longer on the second day... I thought there was snow, but it doesn't brake.
In shock I ask:
How did you brake?
The engine and the brake...
(They are

Sleep me, I am not sleeping.
I’ll go to sleep too.)
XXX: What’s right now? O_O
YYY: So why be small?I’m at home with you ;)
No one has ever wiped me up yet.)

You know, if you don’t sleep for a long time, you can see a rainbow. And the pony that cracks this rainbow. And the dwarf that gathers all this joyful rubbish."

The female told him the end of the book he had been waiting for for a year, and he was angry that he was sleeping with his girlfriend.
XHH: And Tepep he really doesn’t understand why they want to break his mouth, thinking they’re quits.

Hershey the tickets! You have to fuck a woman like that.

The cat must be suppressed. The point. and fat.

Nick: and you try to lick him on his penis, and he’s all yours!
Come visit, I’m sure you’ll like it!
Nick: sorry Kohl, a friend advised, the window was wrong
Nick: What is it?? to

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