The news:

The US will take the place of Russia in case of its withdrawal from Baikonur

I already feel the news: Obama demands to liberate the democratic Baikonur from the monstrous tyranny of the Russians.

[15:45:54] Masha: I have an affigenic electronic spark
[15:45:54] Masha: the stitch of a bunch of pens sharpened
[15:45:57] Masha: yet another tochu
[15:46:04] Nick: (rofl)
Masha: I’ve done it all.
Masha: There is nothing to do anymore
[16:25:13] Nick: You listened to part of the opera "My Liban Office", monologue: "Why do I have a scraper when I have an electronic pencil scraper"

Go to Nashville! I have two identical lighters, one of which is completely empty and does not burn, and the other is half full and burns very easily. For a long time, he trained his intuition periodically pulling out one of them in the hope of pulling out the one that would light up. And I learned this and now show it as a magic to everyone I know. The secret is simple. For a long time, I asked my subconscious mind how to learn to feel the upcoming events, and one day it answered me: “Vasya, go down! The empty wheel, if pressed, does not spin!" This is the whole secret.

Today I realized that my cat was a poppy in a past life.
YYY: What is it?
Chci : despite the fact that he already weighs 3 kg - climbs to my shoulder and arranges there *(

I have a pepperwork with me. Such a big and a little "tough" Alosha, bribing with his naivety. So he has a wife (very surprisingly) and of course a aunt. In the summer, leaving the country last, our inventive Alosha came up with nothing better than putting the keys from the country in the cave (have a small patch on the territory). The result: more than 20 bites at the aunt))) on the question "why in the oak" answers "no and where else". Rush to the moment!!! to

The C Forum:
Tomorrow - 6-9, and I have water in the washer.
Find someone who can squeeze more!
What do I do with the water in the washer?
It is strange that a man who has solved one not easy task suits a simpler task.

Loves the phrase of familiar people "I need a notebook with a NORMAL GAME video card!".)
Dear friends, I have a compass that is the size of your laptop! XD is

About Facebook
[21:16:10] Alexander: Created a fake account, handed out dohuya people, and said invite those you know...
[21:16:30] Alexander: reviewed all, invited one RICHARD GIRA
[21:16:56] Alexander: the others I do not know ))

A loving wife:
How can I explain to my beloved husband, who has been married for eight years, that when I say "rabbit, embrace me" - I need to embrace, not embrace, embrace and fuck?
And when I ask you to massage my neck, don’t take the cowards off of me.
Rabbit, I love you!"

Rejoice you fool! I can only embrace you. ;(

Do you know what salary is written?
Constantine: 8 blat blat thousands.
Constance: Eight
Konstantin: for C# programmers
Konstantin: 5 years of experience

We have a surgeon with 25 years of experience, with all categories, benefits and internships 12 thousand receives, and nothing - the administration everywhere tubes that the problem of physicians' salaries is solved.
Precisely, I received 12t.r., until a month ago, the wages were cut.

Who do you love more, me or the cat?
I love you more than cattle.

I love Call of Duty 2. A tank breaks down a wall in front of me, he is heading against us.
Scream
Beware of the tank!

We turn, we run away.
Another scream
Idiots, this is our tank!

We turn, we run back.

XXX: Hello to everyone
xxx: today will be patch with upgrades and errors
YYY: very good
yyy: so honestly

Nothing to do with the girl? Are you tired of sex and have no mood to talk? Heroes of Sword and Magic - light up the new fire of War in your relationship!

Funny if the end of the world comes on December 19 or 20 and finds someone in line for a candle and oatmeal, someone in a traffic jamming behind a gasoline cane, someone when entering a drop in the next flow server.
If we consider that the external enemy is invented to distract from internal problems, then from which ass are we distracted?

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xxx: "You are spit in the devil, so put a hollow face on your face!"
Xxx : (
XXX: The Fuck
yyy: :' ( *ROFL*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Thank you for using our amphetamines! Here is a bit of heroin. Your love, your blizzard

I live in the private sector in the suburbs. Two days ago, the internet disappeared due to the snowfall. I made a request to the provider. The weather is tired, and the inette is not. Today I come from work and in the light of the light, I see an inscription on the snow near the stove: “Reboot the router! %provider_name %» 0_o

The habit of visiting a friend is not with empty hands.
On my SMS "What to buy?" I get the answer that killed my logic at all: "Buy bread OR an onion". How is it at all???? to

I have a friend's milk, a usual thing, so here, she was treated, she drank pills, and her guy was prescribed an ointment, well, in general, he says to her: "Mash, I am lubricating him with ointment, and then I can't stop."

Working in a web studio, one obsessive client asked to replace all text entries "euro" with "U.E." on the site. Write a quick script replacing the text, but not quite correctly. A message comes in an hour:
> where the word EUROPE is present - on the website hangs u.e.PY!! to
I sit and cuddle :)