Recently, a girl came to me on the street with a phone in her hand and said:
"Can you tell me how to go to the Institute of Railroad?"
"Sorry, but I don’t know"
"Thank you"
And immediately in the telephone "Vlady I went fucking fucking lost a fool";

During all the years of work as a wedding photographer, I noticed one thing... There are weddings by flight... So at the end of the evening, it becomes clear who scratched the condoms. Look for the benefit. Apparently, for many idiots, this is the only way to persuade a girl to get married.

Shirt "Samsung" in the online store - 700 rubles on a MasterCard card.
Trolling juvenile geniuses spinning behind the shoulder with the handle "catana" is invaluable.

Xxx: I invite a girl to a date
Xxx: she answers me "what will think another 7 days and give a reply"
Why can’t you say yes or no? and (

Yyy: ))) Immediately you can see that the tax office works! type " your application for a date will be considered within 7 working days, after which a written notification will be sent";

XXX: How does it work?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RPG, C with great quests. You need to accept money transfers from orcs and goblins, which in local no word.
yyy: "Your name is yours? Tacchiston... no, what is your name? Ahmedov, is that the name? Tachikiston Kurban-Tube... What is your name? What is your name? And then..."

Well explain it!

XXX: I’m watching Game of Thrones.
Yyy: I might call this day a day of loss of faith in adequate people.

Who fucking suitable then? Fan of Summers or Walkers? Waiting for the devil? jumping with a parachute? Well who?
Why is an elegant series with a thoughtful plot, great scenes and a game of actors not worth watching adequate people? Fuck you with this variety of tastes!

In Murmansk, a pedestrian jumping out because of the bushes on the road can rightly be called a deer!

Sitting on one of the first pairs in computer science, we begin to study Pascal. Prepod, a 45-year-old woman who learned English at a Soviet school, says:
By default, a file with a hit name is created.
* I thinkfully look at the portrait of Nicholas, I think uncle Eka what romantic name invented, and you won't tell him. I move down to the board - the board writes noname...Papate, shit.

Okay you hit. At the first course of the universe, the whole group called us underdeveloped because we were unable to find the Bacchpace button on the key.

Trying to go through the games through the "invisible walls" spotted by the developers suddenly realized that the fly feels, trying to fly out of the room through a closed window.

The son recently issued, who started computer science at school:
Visual Basic in Excel - like hepatitis. That’s how you live with him and you don’t know about it.

It was in a distant 2007 year..we played with friends in la2, the top clan, all the dirt, we go to antaras, an hour of the night, we sit in the spike we talk.. and here the guy issues:
-Blin, the girl is coming to me, and Taras is coming.
all him - well let's, quickly there and there and back, or yes, if I had it, I would be right to her.. and all in that spirit.. the guy's answer was just brilliant and we still remember and laugh.
I can have a girlfriend every day, but I can only have a tarsa once a week.

A diploma is when you remember exactly how many days are left before the norm control and accidentally remember that the days you have a birthday

Who is Hugh Jackman in the role of Iron Man? Do not learn. The Iron Man was played by Sherlock Holmes.

Handbags (23:10:21 2/06/2012)
I can't stand the men: 3
Handbags (23:11:34 2/06/2012)
I do men’s things better in everything: I bite vodka, scratch in the apartment, I don’t clean for months, I roll on the couch and look at the telephone, I don’t do anything, I throw sweaters around the apartment.
So they can’t withstand such domination, and they stop feeling male...and leave, burning out of shame and dependence.

[16:32:12]xxx is not dead there yet?
[16:35:24]hhh: AUUUUUU
Do not answer for two more minutes if you are held hostage.
I understood everything bro.

Weekend is boring.
I decided to find some simple game, kill a couple of hours. I started reading the description:
"An interesting shooter, the main character of which is an ananas..."
...I could not read further)) You understand, I had to download))

Q: What’s going on with the dollar?
They say it will cost up to 35.
HH: And then what?
And then until 36...

The Men's Sitting

I saw your ex yesterday.
ууу, zzz, nnn, ppp (chorom, right away): which one?

Comment on the router about the small speed of distribution:

Dpload: Today is all there is. Sorry, the internet is not paid, tomorrow will be speed.
This is the speed of someone’s wifi network.

I don’t have a very good time at all. Everything in Betty. I remember he was on a circular. He enters the house, blood from his fist, followed by a red trail.
Mother: What...
Finger was cut off.
Where is the finger?
Dad: It is there.
Mother : How?! to
Dad: I was joking. Here is he!
And the fist breaks. And on the palm, yes, there is a folded finger.