xxx: honestly, did you disable the animation in Windows or it itself?
What did you turn off?? to
XH: I understand

*To the photo, which depicts children of the people of the far north eating the raw meat of the slaughtered deer*

Johnny Lucky
Well, what to do, if there are really vitamins and some trace elements only from the blood of a fresh-bite deer you can get. A bottle of beer looks stupid.

Timurka Agishev
Johny, well, if there are really vitamins and some trace elements only from a bottle of fresh beer can be obtained. I think the Pandos from the Big Mac box looks stupid.

Johnny Lucky
Timurka, Well, if there are really vitamins and some microelements, only boxes with bigmak can be obtained. For me, a banana nigra looks much more stupid.

Timurka Agishev
Johnny, agree, blacks with bananas - generally u*бки

Review of Nexus 7.

Guys, tell me, and how to turn on the tablet.I the third day I crack it in my hands and I can't find the turn-off button.I took it to the store (Julmar) and wanted to consult with the sellers, and they look at me with sculpted eyes and scratch.I naturally red from such a situation and feel uncomfortable, then I leave.Now I wear the tablet for solidity and if convenient I boast before everyone (although what the benefit of it).

On the day of my 32th birthday, a girl-seller demanded to show a passport when buying alcohol. Thanks for this gift, dear, you made my day! ?

Deputy Zheleznyak: I sent children to elite foreign schools in order not to take the place of Russian children in Russia for their good.

Constantine is
Why many in conversation with customers say diminishingly lustful... where do all these "chips", "chips" etc.?))

Oxana
This is to make the customer feel comfortable.)

Constantine is
Everything is "normal. Debt of 100 million. Pay until Saturday. Otherwise - the electric chair"))

Oxana
Well... somehow)

I won’t come to work until late.
XXX: You are going to get rid of them! Ah to bite!
Without you the office will not collapse.
X: I broke my leg.
XXX or what the wife is giving birth
XXX or the hamster is dead
Yyy: or the hamster broke his leg
XXX: The Birth

In the light of recent events, the reason for this “hunt” for pedophiles is clear: the government wants to get rid of its competitors for child abuse.

Headache is hurt
Can I not play?
It: can be
She: Go to sleep.
I am lying
It is ?
I am so obedient.
He: and
She: Well I would. My breasts have me.

The real story!
Customs of a European country.
German passport control worker: “Do you really claim to have lost your passport in Belgium, have taken a temporary passport in France, and are you trying to fly from Germany to Montenegro?”
Tourist: It was just like that!
German passport control officer: Forget! Only the Russians are capable of this. Fuck you, go on.

They say fighter pilots do not fly without amphetamine they are not allowed and during combat like the infantry, what they give.
Amphetamines greatly weaken vision, they are unlikely to be given to pilots. In addition, the amphetamine parish has a bright sexual background, so the infantry will not fit either, unless the task is to strike the enemy to death.

I sit in the train, in the placard. Grandma gets spikes and clothes in front. I, looking at her, take out a pair of plate-gowns and a bunch of growers from my bag and start to wrap up a collar that I didn’t have time to finish.

At the age of thirty, his wife watched the film "Soldier" with Kurt Russell for the first time in her life. She penetrated, revised 8-10 again, then looked in the language of the original, then excavated and read the script in the language of the original, now studying the features of the armed forces of the United States.
She had an absolute school level last week, and her interest in military matters was reduced to looking for gifts by February 23.
This is what I understand – the power of motivation!

Talk about the end of the world.
But soon in all blogs strands:
"The Cat Eats the Tree"
"The Cat Eat the Rain"
The Cat Eats Olive and Drinks Vodka

In the topic of the forum, users post the names of the books most remembered by users. Someone put out "Operative Surgery and Topographic Anatomy". The comments:
Q: What did you remember?
yyy: revealing the inner world of the heroes.

KIRENSKY: I have already talked about the form of reports. It does not matter how many kilometers of roads have been repaired and cleaned. Tell me where!!! to

I hate writing exams in our universe.
WOW: What is it?
HH: You know, I’m not basically writing. And our binoculars will write bombs, and such that any response of the distinguished will be pale on their background. Whether he was blind or stupid. In the end, I got four, but let’s say, Veronica got five! and Veronica! Instead of her brains, she has a granite stone with the engraving “I’m beautiful, smart and successful!”

x: our boss has the idea-fix to translate the entire office to cloud technology
y: Knowing your office, especially after a merger and rebranding, the project can be called "Tabor goes to heaven"
X: We are moving to a new common domain at the same time.

Honestly earned and hard spent.

Who wants to drink?

My friend and colleague told me the following story. From the first person.
My first wedding is over. Everything you could drink and not have time to hide is already drunk. Guests have long been in shape, and the drunken legs of the fashionable in those years are blasted. The second hour of the night. The bus approaches, and in the banquet hall an announcement is made - say, gentlemen, the ball is over, I ask everyone to take their seats in the bus according to the seats available in that. The reaction of the public is zero - everyone is fun and wants to have fun even more. I want to finally get away with the young woman to do what I have long dreamed of (in this place it is meant to "calculate the money given in envelopes"), and therefore a second announcement is made in the hall - say, dear guests, your mother, the bus will not wait, its time is paid by hours, so I ask for mercy to run out and around the houses. The public at least. Perfectly realizing that the bus will not really wait long, I climb to the table with two pre-locked bubbles in my hands and say the sacramental phrase:
God, whoever wants to drink with me in the bus, please!
Five minutes later, the waiters were left in the banquet room.