What do you need for girls to want you?
WOW: To go to the gym, read books, and be able to do Kunis.)

He is pleased with the advertisement of a bank about a loan for retirees, where the grandfather tells his son and wife when they are going to the electric car that he has taken another loan. And they have such sad eyes that it is immediately clear why they drive the electric car...

XXX is 1. Take a lot of cats together.
2nd Cover them
Three The Profit!! to
xxx: the perfect mocking blanket
XXX: and then scatter the whiskey on the floor and see how the blanket dusts your floor.

<CreeMap> your feelings during the loss of virginity?
<Andrew> The feeling of irreparable loss...

I love these stories about how I divorced my first wife in which your wife is so funny and stupid. Are you born married? Or who was the fool when you got married?

A website for men. What to do if the girl is offended:
"The behaviors of women are different. But the real cause of insult is rare."

Forum Kill Me Please

I had a friend who at the age of 24 was surprised by the fact that dogs drink water and eat food. I was a 3 year old student!!! to

Yyy: Sorry, but what do you think dogs ate?? to

XXX is nothing. They eat nothing. They do not need. Cats, by the way, too. All other animals except cows. Because he knew they were eating grass.

Nessy
A friend told yesterday..she was driving with the driver, and he played Shanson..and there the song Maidanov was - No regret. And in the singing he always sang: nothing is wrong, only if the cat did not grow. At first she thought she heard it...but in every song he sang like that. She even asked the driver, maybe it was a zone concept? He touched her and said, “No stings, no roses.”

Light mayonnaise is like light cigarettes. The illusion of security.

In 1972, a 20-year-old postman from Palma de Mallorca was sentenced to three hundred eighty-four thousand nine hundred and twelve years for not delivering a letter. According to the investigation, he did not deliver more than four thousand letters. This is the longest term in the history of the Spanish judicial system. Not only in Spain, but throughout the world. The same should be done with the Russian post.)

xxx: Why, if "soy cooking" lies in the department, as you wrote, "healthy eating" - they are offgenically useful. Soya sauce is also cool and beneficial. And if added, for example, to the sausage - then a terrible poison, GMOs and the cause of cancer?

The Renault-Fluence Club

C: at the end of August 900 km. Who has less?

Yyy: 700 km in two weeks) like winning at the minimum?

zzz: No, I didn’t win...I posted earlier: the winner is a retired employee. Solnechnogorsky r-on Moscow Oblast. He came to the TOP-1 a year after buying a flue to OD Avant...on his speed meter was a figure - 52 km! Here is the winner!

Yyy: Fuck how it felt, I should have stopped earlier.

Isn’t I beautiful without a sleeve?
BBB : AHA
What is AHA?
You are not beautiful without a bracelet.
Aaa to cut?
BBB: In the sense... if you are not beautiful without it, you should cut it off?
AAA: What about otherwise?
bbb: Katya, if you don’t have a sleeve, then how will the situation change for the better if you don’t have it as a result of cutting off????????????????????????? to
A: I don’t want to talk to you!

I’ve always wondered why they celebrate two holidays at once: Christmas and New Year. They are far from each other. Congratulations once again?
WOW to give! Theorist of shit. Remember something from that period. I remember, for example, when we gathered together.
ууу: the next memory - how we pull you out of the crossing on January 9, and you ask back - to feed the fish with potatoes.
You frightened us then.
Dimoon had two coats. He took his jacket away because he thought it was his jacket.

One person came to us: at the seminar he spoke, there was a projector, a verpoint, all the things... and he had a presentation called “DIPLOM BLEAT!”2nd"

I got a letter from the tax department. The Order. They say that I am the enemy of the people, and half the country is starving because of me. There is a lack of property tax. by 0.08 RUB.
The world: the world. Because of people like you. Serdyukov was unable to rebuild the army. is shameful.

From the Epson Printing Forum:
Advantages: If the black cartridge is finished, it will still print documents, making it black by mixing other colors!
Disadvantages: does not print black and white documents if the color cartridge is over

The current freezing is:
"The New York Times! You won’t believe we’ve been there all winter!
Yucatán."

xxx: I have a classic neighbor: every day either drills or quarrels with my wife.
Today I woke up from the sudden silence. It became scary. Can I call the police?

I’m almost 24 years old, but still hopefully my mom at work will give me a New Year’s gift with candy.