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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74807
 25.12.2012
I went to Yandex and wanted to ask why people don’t fly.
xxx: By chance, instead of "why", I entered "pocemon" and the edge of the eye, before correcting, saw in the hints some long word.
xxx: Curiosity took up, again, already specifically, wrote "Pocemon".
xxx: The tip gave me: "whywill workproblem"
YYY: Yes, it is very symbolic.
And most importantly, it is logical :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74806
 25.12.2012
XXX: Take something for tea?
and vodka.
xxx: Figase you sealed yourself in the word "Chocolate"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74805
 25.12.2012
by Maria:
Fuck... mega-spam... I was offered a vibrator with... guess what?

by Alexei:
The aroma of strawberries?

by Maria:
Fuck...with a built-in camera...I know sex, but it’s...

by Alexei :
Strong – to get to know your inner world more closely

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74804
 25.12.2012
No, it needs to be put.
HGH: It is easier
Oh, and I’t refuse the puddle. Car is desirable.
Tagged: career
But the car will also go :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74803
 25.12.2012
Description of the hotel in the Carpathians:
The hotel is nothing. The hostess is confused, always fainting, after telling about her hepatitis C. While the lover hangs on her ears, not forgetting to show her charms. I don't know maybe it's not quite a hotel, I escaped after 2 days

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74802
 25.12.2012
Last working week this year!!!and Uriah!
Artem: In this hell

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74801
 25.12.2012
A beautiful woman is a miracle, a foolish woman is a judo miracle.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74800
 25.12.2012
A story from my dentist.
At school we had an all-known teacher. Do you know experts in all fields? Whatever the conversation does not touch, he with the smart look of the expert enters the conversation and begins to teach how it is done.
Once he gave a master class in the stomach clinic on the topic - "Making a blind." The material was gips then. He insisted in a few minutes. It was necessary to show when and how to remove the blindness.
The lesson was given on a random patient. Our omniscient got a piece of plaster in the poor man’s mouth and demonstrately went out to smoke. We waited the first five minutes calmly. For the next five minutes we started to worry. After 15 minutes, our patient began to shower. After 20 we have already tried to pull out the plaster ourselves, but in vain. Within half an hour we ran to find our teacher. The patient has already swallowed.
We found our teacher in the hallway. He showed the worker how to stain the wall!!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №74799
 25.12.2012
You know how my son replied to me when I told him - and you know that now the main subjects in school will be physics and bodybuilding?
and Mother! You must understand that the slave must be healthy and understand,
How to cope in times of danger?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74798
 25.12.2012
F-13: When you look at the barrel, you think, O. barrel!
And when Bear Grylls looks at the barrel he thinks, “Oh! Food boat boat boat boat!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74797
 25.12.2012
What do parents of ordinary children do when they watch cartoons or swim??? They go into the room, close the door, get under the blanket and have sex.
What do parents of allergic children do?
They also go into the room, they also close the door, they also go under the blanket and... they eat the mandarines!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №74796
 25.12.2012
You might think I’m chewing and fucking.
I don’t sleep with anyone.
I am a hybrid!!! to
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Maybe it’s cold, I don’t know.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74795
 25.12.2012
Musophob: Yes, more than 20 counterbasses are not allowed to play the lower string, otherwise Satan will appeal.
Infa is 100%.
Musophob: There was a case in Leipzig in 1879.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74794
 25.12.2012
Confessions before the Apocalypse

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There are 36 minutes left.

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You are the most beautiful thing this year.

yyy (23:47:22 20/12/2012)
You had a hero for a year.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74793
 25.12.2012
In the winter, those who have nothing to look after do not wear a hat.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74792
 25.12.2012
I went to the Dutch tax site.
There is a separate tax declaration for prostitutes.
The husband:
- That is, they, unlike the whole country, say "these bl@dsk taxes" in the literal sense?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74791
 25.12.2012
XXX: In Harry Potter they are strange some, gif images on paper printed

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74790
 25.12.2012
In the office:
“Wan, take the caviar you ordered.
I ordered honey. Even on the paper she wrote: Honey!
Why did you write honey when we ordered caviar?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74789
 25.12.2012
A bad project manager thinks nine women give birth in a month.
yyy: Ugu, and good - that in a month and a half, plus a week to repair the suddenly slipped cracks.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74788
 25.12.2012
I am sitting down and quietly cuddling. I can't laugh))))) We have an action on the network, in order to participate in which you need to call the operator and fill out a questionnaire with him;))) So the operators delivered crazy! The streets are listed, attention! Spili-Villi, Ul.Kokki and Nakki, Zoya Kozmodemiansky Street, and special creation - Ul. Cancer of Sofie! Cancer of the Sophia, bley! Shit, on the way. I will call the operator. Let him tell me. How does cancer look like? :)

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