XXX: Here's the idea to buy a snake home
YYY: Why buy it? Just get married.
xxx : ahhhh 😉

MTS support service response: from the egg of our company, we apologize to you.

In the morning, a letter from the contractor, with whom we broke the contract the day before: “You are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there, you are there.

==>Therefore, the incision frequency is 6 to 8 seconds

This is the time, ignorant! The Period!

And I will have my own tea ceremony, with mahjong and geisha!

Honor must not be taken away, it must be lived with honor.

My friend is a dentist. A few days ago, the next patient in the chair was a young brave guy in the shape of a hoist, who, however, was somewhat more nervous than ordinary patients. Instead of answering the question, he asked with hope in his voice:
“Doctor, tell me, did I not punish you?

If a father has been with a child for one day, then he is tired, and if a mother has been with a child for three years, then she does not.

Olya: By the way, there is another such psychological aspect, when people notice in others exactly what is in them themselves.
I go, I am an idiot.

Cole, I’m asking you again! All roads lead to you.
I feel like a word of three letters.
of Rome?

At 15 years old, we are standing on the pitch at the entrance of the elevator. The elevator is busy, someone is going. My root serga says:

When I was a child, I often pushed the doors of the elevator when someone was driving there. And he struck.

Said is done. We open the doors, the elevator gets stuck for a few seconds, then goes on. We are rugging.

The elevator stops on the 6th floor, the man goes up the stairs on foot, and without saying a word, gives us both in the roof and leaves. Serena, touching her jaw, notes:

“In my childhood, when we did this, we usually ate...this!

xxx: Today I learned about one of the scenarios of using huge five-inch smartphones on Android: they run video in full-HD, and when the processor overheats enough, the phone LOOKS LIFE.

X: How are you doing mathematics?
Y: Super
X: Can you help?
and of course)
X with logaritms?
and no))
X: the impasse
I only know integrals in perfection.
X: Will you decide with the integrals?
Y: No doubt
x: f1(x) g1(y) dx + f2(x) g2(y) dy = 0
X: here
X: Let’s decide
Y: equal to zero
Y: What is not understood
X: You are fast
Y: Yes
X: Can you be straight in your mind?
Y: It is for me to spit once.
x: int-(sqrt(2))^(x) 1/(t*sqrt(t^2 - 1)) dx = pi/12
y: I may be wrong, but I think the answer is pi/12

We go on the assumption of the Hobbit, a friend at the same time wants to photograph the company and make a magnetic.

xxx: thanks you should also be on my super-new-year magnet)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Or do you offer another stativ to pick up, and on the delay to shoot?)))
XXX: It is possible
yyy: and I'll go to the cinema with a healthy staff... on the premise....BESPALEVA))

In the restaurant: Guys have to pay for dinner.
In the club: boys have to pay for drinks for girls.
In the subway, boys should give a girl a place.
In the car, the guys have to open the door to the girl.
In the shopping center: boys should buy clothes for girls.
Demonstration for women’s rights: We demand gender equality! Equal opportunities and equal pay!

recently married. Before this, I met with my future wife for a long time (2 years) and almost lived together, so the process of processing my brain was slow, gradual and seemed unnoticeable to me. Holy friends ask how life together has changed you, and so on. And so on, but I said with full confidence that no, that all the fiction and nothing in essence has not changed. The story after which I realized that changed at least a lot happened as follows: A woman in the night asked to buy milk and Nesquik (chopya),ly never ate. I went with a friend to the store took the desired goods I stand at the box office in a row, and in front of me is a girl in her hands with beer and shrimp. The moment of insight was expressed in the ear: “Why, why do I buy milk at 12 a.m. when I also want beer and cakes!!!” They all laughed. Especially a divorced friend :)

C is Hi! Find out which printer is best for printing photos.
I: Take a laser, color can be taken for 5 thousand
C: Expensive, you can a jet with banks with paint.
And: With the drums, a whole dirt - you will hang the banks on the dropper stand, clamp the pipes, get confused, get filled, everything will be poured out on the floor, the walls and on you, there will be a short switch, it will burn - you will start to run and roar the burning apartment trying to extinguish the floor and ceiling on the walls, you will suffocate the cat, dog, batya, you will defile all the walls - in the end you will jump out of the window and rush on the sharp fence. Thieves are evil.

I go through the city. In front of me is a man, such a solid uncle. He rolls and falls so beautifully and deliciously that five people near him were wildly stuck in their voices. And the man lying begins to stumble and crawl from pain. Laughter silences, people in panic run to him and start asking, turning him around. And he stands up quietly and calmly with the phrase: "Don’t roast the cock!". Sit in the car and leave. People’s faces cannot be expressed with words. and :)

lawyer : a child was asked to draw the world through the eyes of a carpenter, asks for help, go fuck something"
There was a quiet chaos in the office.
Security service: "Draw a frog with a frog"
There was an open roof in the office.

If you put a spike in one ear and push it out of the other, what will happen?
In the best case, you will remain a deaf paralyzed disabled.
I will sink.